I would make gory, violent death a mandatory feature of all sports and games,
including Ker-Plunk and Tiddlywinks.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 10:39, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Upon sucessfully withdrawing a stick from ker-plunk, you get to poke your opponent(s) in the eye with it.

(Cave Duck, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 10:40, Reply)

It could be skewers
Covered in different strengths of corrosive substances?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 10:44, Reply)

Mouse Trap would be interesting
I'm picturing a hybrid of the board game with The Running Man
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 10:44, Reply)

I would pay large monies
to see this!!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 10:45, Reply)

There must be room in the pay-per-view market for a capital punishment sports channel
The way Reality TV is going its only a matter of time before we have so many D-list celebrities that a real-life version of Celebrity Death Match is necessary to thin them out.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 10:51, Reply)

I vote for this

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 10:52, Reply)

'Climbing for Dollars'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 10:47, Reply)