Genius
I say we lobby for this ahead of the next Winter Olympics. I'd pay to watch that!
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 10:40, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

You must have LOVED Thailand.
I'm sure Bangkok has plenty of places you can pay to watch terrifying-looking women having a shit.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 10:56, Reply)

Possibly so
But I wasn't in Thailand. My sig contains avery subtle clue as to exactly where I actually was
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 10:58, Reply)

Yeah but I'm not really interested in your life,
so I've made the executive decision that you went to Thailand instead. Suck it up.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:00, Reply)

I can't argue with that, as I often employ a similar logic
Now hurry along, you'll be late for your next Salsa class.

Oh yes. Dance snobbery.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:04, Reply)

Oh please,
I'm not coordinated enough for salsa, I'm still struggling to master the hokey-cokey.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:11, Reply)

You don't need co-ordination for Salsa
It's basically just wiggling, so all you need is a complete disregard for how people perceive you, or an abject lack of personal pride
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:13, Reply)

Sounds right up my street.
Is there room for air guitar?
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:15, Reply)

Not as such, you're supposed to use your hands to lead
However, Salsa is traditionally populated by sad, lonely women hoping to meet men - ignoring the obvious gayness required to take up Salsa in the first place - and we all know how moist air guitar makes the laydeez
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:17, Reply)

Oh absolutely.
Dripping like a fucked fridge, they are.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:21, Reply)

I know, right?
Amazing how few women are prepared to admit this obvious truth
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:22, Reply)