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You drew up a lease specifically mentioning wank tissues?(, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 10:42, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
this is rachelswipe we are talking about here(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 10:46,
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She probably included a clause about what would happen in the event of her putting on a white shirtand undoing the top two buttons and then leaning over the lease holders desk to point out where to sign.
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this is what i do in courtunless it's a female judge
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 10:50,
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You don't try to intimidate her with boob envy then?e.g., "Back off, toots, I could suffocate your sense of justice with these."
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nofemale judges are inevitably feisty and hateful of younger female lawyers!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 10:54,
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i do not draw up leasesi sue people when the leases go wrong or they don't stick to them.
(although you'd think that wank tissues would encourage sticking to them...)
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 10:46,
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