How dare you make something of your life!

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 10:43, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

well to be fair
some would say i haven't!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 10:47, Reply)

Well, none of us are working on a cure for cancer and bringing about world peace.
Apart from berk, who IS working on a cure for cancer. But what has she done about world peace? NOTHING. Selfish biatch.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 10:51, Reply)

and rakky
she has a tremendously important job.

meanwhile i am stopping a shop from selling "wank tissues" and "penis measurers" (i actually did have to ask the client the difference between that and an ordinary ruler. he didn't know)

hmmmmmmmmmmmm.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 10:54, Reply)

Oddly enough I have 2 novelty penis measuring rulers in my office
A "wacky" client gave them to me. i'll use them to light the fire.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 11:05, Reply)

hang on
your client gave you penis measuring rulers?

that is a very random gift. which of his assets were you assessing for him, exactly??
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 11:08, Reply)

He was going to sell novelty crap on the internet
another genius who had a Eureka moment of "Stupid idea + Internet = MASSIVE PROFITS"
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 11:12, Reply)

jesus
that is quite lame.

what i can't get over is why he thought you needed TWO. is he implying that you needed to put them end-to-end to do your measuring or something??
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 11:17, Reply)

I am currently doing a lot for world peace
by not coming down south and kicking your cheeky arse, thank you!
(berk, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 11:10, Reply)

Whoops!
BUSTED.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 11:14, Reply)

Hehehe

(berk, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 11:17, Reply)

That's what I go to school for.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 11:19, Reply)