I'm going to my Nan's 90th birthday
When asked what she wanted for her party, she replied "curry and fireworks". She's ace!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 11:36, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

And you're going to provide the 'fireworks' eh?
You sick bastard.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 11:38, Reply)

Haha!
That sounds like a great birthday.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Fri 26 Nov 2010, 11:38, Reply)

It promises to be
Plus she told my chav aunt to fuck off (apparently this aunt had been cheating on my uncle), so I won't have to be polite to the munting ginger whore.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 11:48, Reply)

I like your nan

(berk, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 11:46, Reply)

Is that a polite 'your mum' insult?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 11:47, Reply)

I like your naan.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 11:47, Reply)

You can't have her naan, it's hers, she paid for it to go with her Dahl.

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 26 Nov 2010, 11:50, Reply)