*hangs Tuggers*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:27, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I should be praised, honoured, and immortalised.
Do I gain redemption through that quote?
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:35, Reply)

Cicero on Augustus
highly ironic all things considered
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:42, Reply)

You should be hung, drawn and quartered.
Augustus was a fucking bender. Cicero was DEAD WRONG.

/winds up Amberl
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:42, Reply)

Augustus was fucking magnificent!
/rises to the bait
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:43, Reply)

He was a weedy midget.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:50, Reply)

No he wasn't
he lived to a good old age and lived the life of an ascetic.

I also like his adopted dad Julius Caesar
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:51, Reply)

Julius Caesar was tough.
Gussie was a knob-jockey in platform shoes who had rickets and AIDS. In fact he invented AIDS.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:54, Reply)

Yessss. Roman fight!
Amberl is a Retiarii and Monty is a limp wristed castrati slave boy.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:56, Reply)

I would win so hard
though for the sake of historical accuracy Dr, I must point out that castrati were unknown in Rome in this period, though present in the East.

So Monty is a limpwristed slaveboy who serves as a catamite
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 14:00, Reply)

And lost a testicle in an accident.
(May I add that just for the hell of it?)
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 14:04, Reply)

Absolutely
both of them in fact. So yeah he is a castrati, but accidentally :)
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 14:04, Reply)

Yeah, you tell these goats not to bite. but do they listen?

(Cave Duck, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 14:07, Reply)

FUCK YOU BOTH
I am in fact a Murmillo and a fucking HARD AS NAILS one at that.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 14:07, Reply)

Of course you are Monty
*aside* he got given a little sword and we can't take it off him

But you're WRONG. Augustus was fantastic. Though Caesar was probably personally more interesting
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 14:14, Reply)

and 200% less weedy and gay.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 14:14, Reply)

hahaha!
Caesar 'every woman's man, and every man's woman,' he apparantly had sex with King Nicomedes while at his court. I mean Augustus might have been a tiny touch gay, but Caesar was blatantly fine with any action at all
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 14:17, Reply)

castrato?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 14:15, Reply)

oops
you're right, that shouldn't be a plural. Either way they weren't known in Rome
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 14:17, Reply)

Give up, nutsack.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 14:18, Reply)

a 'retiarius', you mean?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 14:08, Reply)

A geezer with a net.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 14:19, Reply)