No chance of that 'chez Al'
By the time you get to the serving stage he's eaten all the pesto, the bowl and the spoon, and even the fucking tablecloth unless you batten it down with a staplegun.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 14:13, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

i have an image of al
smeared in green pesto like a child licking out a mixing bowl.

it's making me regret my lunch decision to be honest. except this divine £2.50 bottle of vitamin water. mmmm. healthy.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 14:15, Reply)

I'm so looking forward to when you're hospitalised with chronic vitamin deficiancy.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 14:15, Reply)

no chance
i'm healthy as anything, me.

*touches wood*
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 14:18, Reply)

*Puts penis back in pants*
My plan worked like a charm
(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 14:21, Reply)

i did think someone would make that "joke"
but i didn't think it would be you, al. i had a higher opinion of you than that.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 14:23, Reply)

That's a lie and you know it

(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 14:24, Reply)

I tried to eat my own arm
but it needed chilli sauce and i'd run out
(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 14:15, Reply)