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I said
I
wasn't the one sticking chicken down my knickers. Barry is the shoplifter, not me!
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berk, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 15:34,
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Barry was wearing your knickers?
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 15:35,
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Not unless he's nicked some of those as well...
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berk, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 15:38,
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Bloody kleptos...
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 15:39,
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Worst of all the Greek islands.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 15:40,
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hahahaha
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 15:49,
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Frozen chicken?
It would be like that scene from dumb and dumber only more sexy
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 15:36,
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You've got to so wrong berk.
Chicken fillets go in your bra.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 15:36,
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They do as well :(
/flatchested lols
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berk, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 15:38,
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Chickers - do you 'play pop' at all?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 15:37,
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GET OUT.
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wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 15:39,
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I thought it was my best ever post.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 15:39,
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Wrong
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 15:40,
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I agree.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 15:40,
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I knew you'd like it.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 15:45,
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Is Crackerjack on this evening?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 15:45,
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*checks*
It's Friday.
It's five to five.....
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 15:55,
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CRACKERJACK!
(Crackerjack!)
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 15:57,
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hahahaha
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 15:39,
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In others poultry related news Bernard Mathews has died today.
I hate to think how berk is going to mark his passing.
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Cave Duck, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 15:42,
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By stuffing a brace of pheasants down her pants, if I know old Chickers.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 15:43,
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Bootiful mental imagine.
This, of course, makes berk a pheasant plucker.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 15:46,
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*snort*
Chance'd be a fine fucking thing.
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berk, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 15:48,
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Oh do be quiet.
You're one of the most attractive women I have ever clapped eyes upon. You do talk some utter shit, Chickers.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 15:54,
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And a partridge in her fur V.
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Cave Duck, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 15:48,
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POTD
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 15:49,
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Five gold
rings eagles?
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berk, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 15:51,
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berk
'The girl with the aviary in her undercrackers'
4 calling birds, 3 french hens, 2 turtle doves and a partidge in her fur v.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 15:53,
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aviary
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 15:53,
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Noted.
Acted upon.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 15:57,
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No, no - she keeps a selection of label-based products in there as well

www.ioffer.com/img/item/383/365/46/avery_labels_5366.jpg"
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Cave Duck, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 15:57,
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From the people who brought you vajazzling, the new craze sweeping the nation - VAJAVIARYING.
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wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 15:59,
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