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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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It's just started to snow a bit.
Snow is fucking bent.

What are you doing this weekend?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 14:56, 177 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
Fucking snow men.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 14:57, Reply)
you're a snow gay

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 14:57, Reply)
I can't get enough of snow balls.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 14:58, Reply)
That's because there's 'snow' balls
you like more than big, sweaty, hairy ones.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 15:00, Reply)
I don't get it.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 15:02, Reply)
we know

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 15:05, Reply)
You probably think this song is about you
YOU'RE SO GAYYY!
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 16:19, Reply)
Snow is indeed fucking bent
I hope my crampons turn up before we get a dollop.
We just got a fine dusting but it didn't even land. it disappeared into thin air.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 14:58, Reply)
I bought some new warm waterproof boots t'other day
just in time it would seem. also they were massively reduced which is nice

alright?
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 14:59, Reply)
yeah
I just hope the bf gets here before the snow takes hold.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 15:01, Reply)
Reduced boots?
We call them flip-flop round my way.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 15:02, Reply)
AHAHAHAHAHAHA

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 15:03, Reply)
You just cannot get enough of waterproof stuff, eh?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 15:03, Reply)
I cannot

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 15:04, Reply)
I watched four tantalising clips of the Fry/Laurie doc last night
Each no more than about 40 seconds long. Just enough to annoy the hell out of me.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 15:09, Reply)
gutted
do you download torrents?

if so, try this:
isohunt.com/download/254802793/fry+and+laurie+reunited.torrent

should be the whole thing. might be a bit slow to download, but is worth having
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 15:16, Reply)
Thanks mate

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 15:21, Reply)
you're welcome
it was one of the most interesting and amusing things I've seen for a while. Shame for you to miss out given how much of a fan you are
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 15:27, Reply)
Absolutely.
My rage at TalkTalk hit new heights.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 15:29, Reply)
I'm clicking I like this so it's easier to find tonight
if I don't go to the pub.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 15:34, Reply)
it's only got about 35 sources, so might not be swift to download
worth a try though
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 15:36, Reply)
I find
www.torrentz.com the best, it's like a torrent search engine and it gives you a list of all the trackers for the various places it's listed.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 15:43, Reply)
That's the one I use.

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 15:44, Reply)
I can never remember them at the appropriate time

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 15:50, Reply)
We're both very good at the internet.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 15:51, Reply)
It is on Sky Anytime at the moment
so if you get trouble I could stick it on DVD and post it
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 16:20, Reply)
/obligatory obvious but disgusting strikethrough
cr t
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 15:05, Reply)
You BEASTLY man.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 15:08, Reply)
*cackles maniacally*
*twirls moustache*
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 15:11, Reply)
You make it sound like she has lost a few
And is waiting impatiently for them to, ahem, re-emerge downstream.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 15:12, Reply)
I was simply suggesting that she might have placed a bulk order on Amazon or something
Perhaps in anticipation of a Dolmio Day that would put a second-trimester miscarriage to shame, and the delivery was running late - possibly due to the snow. Who can say for sure?
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 15:14, Reply)
butter your tongue in shame!

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 15:16, Reply)
Babysitting tonight
Fun with little'un in the morning
Brother coming into town, going for walk with brother and daughter
Pub
MOTORHEAD
crying
BASH! BASH! BASH!
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 14:59, Reply)
"Fun with little'un in the morning"
that's one way to put it.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 14:59, Reply)
that's a relative term
don't judge monty by your own standards
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 15:01, Reply)
I don't understand why he can't just say "having a wank"

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 15:01, Reply)
I prefer 'shaking hands with the unemployed'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 15:02, Reply)
That only works if you're single though doesn't it?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 15:03, Reply)
he may have a girlfriend
but she doesn't let him put that anywhere near her
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 15:03, Reply)
Oh yeah.
'Shaking hand with the fully employed during their time off' doesn't have the same effect somehow.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 15:04, Reply)
any time it's not working surely

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 15:05, Reply)
having a fist kebab is my personal favourite

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 15:03, Reply)
girls' ones are better i think
a tiptoe through the twolips, polishing the pearl, making kitty purr...

not that girls do that sort of thing.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 15:07, Reply)
paddling the pink canoe?

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 15:07, Reply)
the phrase 'making kitty purr'
makes me feel a little queasy
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 15:08, Reply)
prrr?

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 15:32, Reply)
"a tiptoe through the twolips"
Hahahahahahahahahaha! *falls over* Hahahahahahahahaha!
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 15:14, Reply)
What about 'Muffin' the Mule'?
I just made that up.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 15:35, Reply)
from "feeding the pony"?

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 15:38, Reply)
Precisely.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 15:47, Reply)
then wanking over them?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 15:03, Reply)
"Boxing the one-eyed champ"

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 15:05, Reply)
'making baby jesus cry'

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 15:07, Reply)
When you go into the venue where Motorhead are playing
You'll get hit with the smell of a thousand, 30 year old leather jackets that have never been cleaned.

Or, 'the smell of metal' as it's known.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 15:04, Reply)
wedding on sat/sat night
family using the flat on sat night, so sunday lunch with them

sunday afternoon gym then work

sunday evening prob dinner out, but might cancel depending on work...
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 15:00, Reply)
I have once again failed to
plan anything good for the weekend. Particularly bad since, for once, I am mostly up to date with work things.

I guess I'll be on here trying to get attention, then
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 15:02, Reply)
*Ignores Crunchy*

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 15:07, Reply)
that counts!
yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 15:10, Reply)
Sorry, did you say something?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 15:10, Reply)
i guess I should just
post pictures of poo, that seems to get you attention
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 15:11, Reply)
fuck your sister
I've heard that works. Or smash a soldier's hand
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 15:12, Reply)
then fix it with
a paperclip and tree bark?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 15:14, Reply)
It's not snowing here
it's all bright and sunny and cold
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 15:06, Reply)
Lesbians tonight
Dad's birthday tomorrow
Bash on Sunday

Also snow is awesome, shut up.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 15:06, Reply)
Just a moment, I don't think that you can just throw a phrase like "Lesbians tonight" out there without some kind of explanation.

(Cave Duck, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 15:13, Reply)
Off to the Candy Bar with an old colleague and some of her mates.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 15:15, Reply)
It's like 'Chicken Tonight' but tastes of rugs.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 15:19, Reply)
Ha! /mufflols

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 15:41, Reply)
Make your Dad's birthday really special
By combining tonight and tomorrow's events.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 15:40, Reply)
I fear my mother would be less enthused.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 15:41, Reply)
There is that danger.
And conversely, if she were enthused, I don't think you'd want to be in the same room for much longer.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 15:43, Reply)
This weekend
I shall mostly be waiting for payday.

Next weekend, though, oh next weekend...
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 15:07, Reply)
I totally forgot what I'm doing this weekend :(
House party in London on Saturday, seeing Lampito hopefully on Sunday and attending the bash for a bit, though will head home as am too broke to pay for a hotel.
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 15:10, Reply)
oh no, if i didn't have a flat full of family
giving you a choice of sharing with my dad or my brother and his fiancee, you could have crashed at mine!

as it is, there is always the............ 24 HOUR OXFORD TUBE!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 15:11, Reply)
thanks :)
it's no problem, it always runs and is fairly easy to get to so it'll be fine
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 15:13, Reply)
it seems to have wi-fi now
my iphone keeps picking it up when i go past them on the m40!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 15:14, Reply)
I spent the whole time on b3ta
last time I used it
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 15:16, Reply)
a good use of any journey

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 15:22, Reply)
Playing rugby and baking a cake

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 15:19, Reply)
i misread that as barfing a cake
perhaps that's monday?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 15:22, Reply)
Could be. But I do make some bloody good cakes so unlikely

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 15:28, Reply)
uh
I totally googled that guy I was talking to online the other day. Turns out there is a lot about him (nothing about being a paedo or a murderer or anything). Now I feel like a stalker
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 15:23, Reply)
Nuffin much : (
Saturday night is crimbo works do at the curry house where I shall spend most of the night hoping my dad doesn't get so drunk that he starts telling me how wonderful I am.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 15:23, Reply)
There are worse things for a father to do.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 15:25, Reply)
It's embarrasing.
I prefer it when he's rude to me.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 15:25, Reply)
I would dearly love to be embarrassing my daughter
whilst pissed up in Tayyabs one day. All I have to do is stay alive long enough...


Oh.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 15:28, Reply)
Aaaw - being there to rack out her first sniff?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 15:59, Reply)
i haven't read much of this week's qotw
but with all the emos around, I suspect we will read of these things this week
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 15:25, Reply)
For example, if he continues telling you how wonderful you are all the way home
And gradually sidling closer and closer to you as you walk up the road to the house, and before you can say "That'll do, Dad," you're facedown in a hedge being "Fritzled al fresco."
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 15:39, Reply)
We've had this question
*sulks*
(berk, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 15:27, Reply)
You tell him Berk.
He needs to get new material.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 15:28, Reply)
LOOK EVERYONE, IT'S 'CHICKEN-KNICKERS'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 15:28, Reply)
chickers

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 15:29, Reply)
gristlegusset

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 15:30, Reply)
Ew!

(berk, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 15:32, Reply)
Poultrypants

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 15:33, Reply)
Fowl Keks.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 16:06, Reply)
that was unpleasant
NOT LIKE MY FACE
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 15:34, Reply)

NOT
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 15:38, Reply)
'chickers' it most definitely now is

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 15:37, Reply)
I said
I wasn't the one sticking chicken down my knickers. Barry is the shoplifter, not me!
(berk, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 15:34, Reply)
Barry was wearing your knickers?

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 15:35, Reply)
Not unless he's nicked some of those as well...

(berk, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 15:38, Reply)
Bloody kleptos...

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 15:39, Reply)
Worst of all the Greek islands.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 15:40, Reply)
hahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 15:49, Reply)
Frozen chicken?
It would be like that scene from dumb and dumber only more sexy
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 15:36, Reply)
You've got to so wrong berk.
Chicken fillets go in your bra.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 15:36, Reply)
They do as well :(
/flatchested lols
(berk, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 15:38, Reply)
Chickers - do you 'play pop' at all?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 15:37, Reply)
GET OUT.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 15:39, Reply)
I thought it was my best ever post.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 15:39, Reply)
Wrong

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 15:40, Reply)
I agree.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 15:40, Reply)
I knew you'd like it.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 15:45, Reply)
Is Crackerjack on this evening?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 15:45, Reply)
*checks*
It's Friday.
It's five to five.....
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 15:55, Reply)
CRACKERJACK!
(Crackerjack!)
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 15:57, Reply)
hahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 15:39, Reply)
In others poultry related news Bernard Mathews has died today.
I hate to think how berk is going to mark his passing.
(Cave Duck, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 15:42, Reply)
By stuffing a brace of pheasants down her pants, if I know old Chickers.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 15:43, Reply)
Bootiful mental imagine.
This, of course, makes berk a pheasant plucker.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 15:46, Reply)
*snort*
Chance'd be a fine fucking thing.
(berk, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 15:48, Reply)
Oh do be quiet.
You're one of the most attractive women I have ever clapped eyes upon. You do talk some utter shit, Chickers.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 15:54, Reply)
And a partridge in her fur V.

(Cave Duck, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 15:48, Reply)
POTD

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 15:49, Reply)

Five gold rings eagles?
(berk, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 15:51, Reply)
berk
'The girl with the aviary in her undercrackers'

4 calling birds, 3 french hens, 2 turtle doves and a partidge in her fur v.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 15:53, Reply)
aviary

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 15:53, Reply)
Noted.
Acted upon.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 15:57, Reply)
No, no - she keeps a selection of label-based products in there as well
www.ioffer.com/img/item/383/365/46/avery_labels_5366.jpg"
(Cave Duck, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 15:57, Reply)
From the people who brought you vajazzling, the new craze sweeping the nation - VAJAVIARYING.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 15:59, Reply)
i am spending my afternoon
arguing over £250,000s worth of carpet (it's an entire massive office block) and whether the fact that it is the wrong shade of grey means the tenant has failed to exercise a break option validly.

it is making me feel very very very grey. i bet not one of you has anything quite so dull on their desk!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 15:29, Reply)
Wow
That sounds incredibly boring. I'm impressed!
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 15:30, Reply)
I have a printout of some data quality issues from Google Analytics.
And a QAS Systems address software disc.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 15:37, Reply)
I have about 10 sheets of paper with a topographic survey of a river
from which I am taking numbers and assigning to points on a map

God Only Knows by The Beach Boys has just come on my ipod though, so it's all good
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 15:38, Reply)
That tune can bring me close to tears.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 15:42, Reply)
the version of it on the Brian Wilson concert I watched on tv the other day was very moving
totally superb
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 15:47, Reply)
That wasn't the 'Live at the Roxy Theatre' set, was it?
My father has that on CD. It's an astonishingly good live album.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 15:52, Reply)
They did the whole of Pet Sounds, Royal Festival Hall 2003

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 15:53, Reply)
Oh, that one.
Christ, I was in the audience for one of those. That has to rank among the best gigs I've ever been to. Not unlike Monty, there were a couple of points where I probably came close to blubbing, not least of all for the rendition of Til I Die which they played after they'd finished Pet Sounds.

And I challenge any other artist to get the entirety of the Festival Hall to its feet and dancing like mongs to 60s surf hits.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 15:55, Reply)
That sounds right up Jeff's street.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 15:56, Reply)
hahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 15:57, Reply)
The Beach Boys
'A barber shop quartet who got lucky, the reason they sold so many records is that you'll find them next to the beatles in HMV'
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 15:47, Reply)
LEAVE THE INTERNET.

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 15:49, Reply)
nothing to do with the high quality of their music

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 15:49, Reply)
'one of the most ridiculous things I have ever heard in my life'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 15:49, Reply)
haha
I disagree but this is funny.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 16:06, Reply)

It isn't my view, it's a quote I just hoped one of them would know who made the quote originally and they'd be OUTRAGED that such a man was able to have an opinion.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 16:08, Reply)
was it Rik Waller?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 16:28, Reply)
I don't like the Beach Boys
I am entitled to my opinion. So there.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 16:11, Reply)
I'm updating
a shipping matrix.

/Zzzzz
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 15:47, Reply)
I have a postit
it's blank.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 15:51, Reply)
I really struggle to believe how anal some people can be about these things
A friend of mine had his front door replaced recently, only to be served a week later with an order from the council to repaint it "because the colour wasn't in keeping with the rest of the street."

All the other houses have white front doors. His...was off-white. And yet they insisted.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 15:54, Reply)
He should paint it hi-vis orange

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 15:56, Reply)
It took 6 months for my parents to have their new gates approved.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 15:57, Reply)
did they request the Child Squashers?

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 16:07, Reply)


(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 16:11, Reply)
Oh this is POTW, bravo.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 16:14, Reply)
and how long would theirs have stayed white for...
.... nonetheless, that is the kind of notice i serve for a living, although i don't act for any councils at the moment!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 16:03, Reply)
I was watching a Grand Designs last night where the couple had to stop building for 11 months
because the orchestra group next door complained that their bricks weren't the exact same colour as the bricks next door, despite the whole group of buildings being patchwork anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 16:08, Reply)
welcome to my world
sucks doesn't it!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 16:10, Reply)
I managed to read orchestra as 'ostrich'
And I was going to make a shit joke about burying their heads in the sand.

Never mind.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 16:10, Reply)
You send threatening letters to people who's houses you don't like the look of?

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 16:08, Reply)
pretty much yeah

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 16:10, Reply)
I do that all the time, for lolz.
'I'm watching you'
'I'm going to kill you and eat you' etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 16:18, Reply)
Daub the word 'Juden' on their front door.
Fucking hell - Nazi LOLS all night long.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 16:24, Reply)
Say what?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 16:28, Reply)
Councils can't make you do things like this, surely?
It being your property etc. That's retarded.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 16:10, Reply)
You've never lived in a Grade 1* listed building then.

*perhaps true of Grade II as well
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 16:19, Reply)
i worked in a grade 2 building
which meant we had to get permission for everything, not that the stupid part time girl who drilled holes in the wall paid attention to that
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 16:24, Reply)
Well, yeah, fine
but not in an estate of terraced housing or whatever? Sure, they might send you letters saying your door colour's not in keeping, but they can't actually force you to repaint the thing?
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 16:27, Reply)
christmas shopping a bit
getting a nail fill and a pedicure
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 15:52, Reply)
it's all the rage to have fish chew bits of your feet off
I don't think I could stand that.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 16:07, Reply)
yeah ew even if I wanted to do that I probably couldn't afford it
so I go to the koreans and have them hack it off instead
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 16:11, Reply)
nail fill?
like polyfilla or something?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 16:17, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 16:27, Reply)

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