Get revenge on the builders
by getting a friend to rent a village hall of some sorts for the day and asking them to come and do some extensive building work on the outside. When they get started, call the police about some 'vandals' you've seen attacking the village hall.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 17:30, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I love your brain.

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 26 Nov 2010, 17:34, Reply)

3/10
Get them into the village hall, then seal it and torch the motherfucker.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 17:40, Reply)

Perhaps dump a load of dust in through the chimney
I've heard that Zyklon B stuff is pretty dusty.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 17:44, Reply)

I'm a master of inconvenience
not an arsonist!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 17:50, Reply)

You need to up your game, Nommerz

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 17:55, Reply)