What have you done today?
What are you doing tonight?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 27 Nov 2010, 16:55, 16 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I didn't go to watch United spank Blackburn :(
Top of the league
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sat 27 Nov 2010, 17:21, Reply)

Football is rubbish.
I want Mark Hughes dead.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 27 Nov 2010, 17:36, Reply)

Your mum
your dad
( broadsword, Sat 27 Nov 2010, 17:34, Reply)

Stayed out of the cold
in the slightly less cold (central heating packed in yesterday).

Tonight I shall be not going to see a band on account of it being too fucking cold to venture out and also driven by the fact that the heating repair could cost £100. So instead, I shall cook dinner.

Rock and roll.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 27 Nov 2010, 17:35, Reply)

i am on my way to london on the oxford tube,
In dire need of amusement
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 27 Nov 2010, 17:55, Reply)

Oxford has the Tube?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 27 Nov 2010, 17:56, Reply)

Everywhere's got one these days.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 27 Nov 2010, 17:58, Reply)

alright woodside
How's it going?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 27 Nov 2010, 18:03, Reply)

Not bad ta.
'ow about yersen?
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 27 Nov 2010, 18:04, Reply)

good thanks
Been a bit ill but off to a party now, though at the rate of this bus it's going to take hours :(

Got any plans for the weekend?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 27 Nov 2010, 18:06, Reply)

its what the coach service
That runs between oxford and london is called
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 27 Nov 2010, 17:59, Reply)

Ah, the bus.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 27 Nov 2010, 18:02, Reply)

nah we're too posh
For just 'a bus'

/Daily Mail
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 27 Nov 2010, 18:11, Reply)

A bus is a bus.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 27 Nov 2010, 18:28, Reply)

sanded and painted a radiator
played Goldeneye on the Wii.

Tonight I will be getting caned, eating stew, playing Mariokart and Goldeneye multiplayer
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Sat 27 Nov 2010, 18:13, Reply)

The new Goldeneye is rubbish.
Because Pierce Brosnan isn't James Bond and they've changed the graphics so the characters' faces aren't just big pink slabs with a bit of black at the top for hair anymore. They're toying with history!
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 27 Nov 2010, 19:12, Reply)