myself
i just managed to "reply to all" instead of "reply". so now the whole of my department knows my choices for the departmental christmas lunch and got to read my witticisms about them.

they were not very witty.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 12:10, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

So what are you having?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 12:11, Reply)

goats cheese and wild mushroom mille-something
and a herb pancake with vegetables and tomato sauce. and chocolate cheesecake, but i won't eat that. in fact, i intend to be so smashed that i won't be eating any of it.

everyone else seems to be having something horrible involving duck. there is also bacon and lancashire cheese marauding around as well as the usual roast suspects.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 12:13, Reply)

And just how did you manage to turn your order into an e-mail of immense amusement?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 12:14, Reply)

well i didn't
therein lies the problem. nobody will have read it anyway, i'm pretty sure of that!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 12:16, Reply)

So
You don't really need to die just now, do you?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 29 Nov 2010, 12:18, Reply)

well
it would mean i don't have to deal with all the work on my desk!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 12:21, Reply)

You can fake a cold
or take holidays and actually take them, you know? like in not working take them.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 29 Nov 2010, 12:25, Reply)

oooh no, i'm far too anal for that!
i hate having to hand my files to anyone else! i'll just have to MTFU and crack on with it...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 12:30, Reply)

Somebody ought to write a soap opera
about you.
( Kroney, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 12:11, Reply)

me
am collecting disastrous stories of friends and FOAFs with intention of turning same into best-selling "fictitious" diary and film franchise or similar.

oh wait. been done?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 12:15, Reply)

Make sure to include a HILARIOUS love triangle
involving you, the hapless, insecure and somewhat clumsy, yet endearing heroine, the nice but shy guy who's too awkward to make a move and the rakish boss who makes you think he's a nice guy but is really a total dick.
( Kroney, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 12:18, Reply)

And she should
write about her underwear all the time too.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 29 Nov 2010, 12:20, Reply)

i'll do it
me rite gud
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 12:15, Reply)

this sounds great, you're very funny
we will need to do some very in-depth interviewing though, i'll need to check out your technique.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 12:23, Reply)