Yet
Unless you tell us more, he's now to be known as 'Imaginary'.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 13:35, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Ever.
Well, at least for a very long time.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 13:39, Reply)

I'm impressed
You're a greater commitment-phobe than I am.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 13:40, Reply)

I am the Queen of the Commitmaphobes

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 13:43, Reply)

For me it's a combination of liking my own space
And not finding a woman who ticks every single petty criteria i require
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 13:45, Reply)

For me, it's these things and others.
I see life like a buffet. You don't load your plate with one type of food and have done with it, you take little bits here and there and have them and the same time, then go back and have something different.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 13:47, Reply)

At my age, most of the good stuff at the buffet table has gone
I am finding myself being more shallow in what I look for though, so that's not helping!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 13:50, Reply)

Oh Lordy, a thousand times this
all of my friends are getting married, and I'm now single and even more picky than ever.
(berk, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 14:00, Reply)

they'll all be getting divorced in a couple of years

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 14:07, Reply)

Same here for sure
But I'm also not looking for anything, just idly keeping an eye out for any that fit the bill.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 14:08, Reply)

What's on the bill?

( girlinthehole, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 14:10, Reply)

It's not fully thought out
But 'supremely hot', 'preferably alternative' and 'mentally sound' are on there.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 14:16, Reply)

Good luck with that : /

( girlinthehole, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 14:17, Reply)

True dat
But I'm not fussed, very happy by myself!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 14:21, Reply)

*sings*
I've got all the time in the world : )
( girlinthehole, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 14:25, Reply)

Hello!

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 14:20, Reply)

Haha!
Your modesty knows no bounds young lady.
( girlinthehole, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 14:21, Reply)

I'm only joking.
I don't really think I'm quite mentally sound.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 14:23, Reply)

1 out of 3's not bad I suppose

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 14:22, Reply)

You accidentally pressed "1" instead of "3".

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 14:24, Reply)

i'd like one that would pay the bill

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 14:10, Reply)

Well sure, I'm not on the prowl or owt
But there's certainly nothing wrong with windowshopping! I despair of actually finding anyone in the wilds of Brum, however - not least because I'd rather self immolate than have sex with someone who has a midlands accent.
(berk, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 14:12, Reply)

Hahah!

( girlinthehole, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 14:12, Reply)

Yes, bad accent is a deal breaker!

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 14:19, Reply)

I will happily admit
that my accent, whilst not terrible, is not that attractive either. BUT - can you imagine having sex with someone from DUDloi who kept saying your name? Eugh! Even the thought of it makes me want to vomit.
(berk, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 14:30, Reply)

"Y'alroight pet?"
"You fancoi bein' taken from be'oind?"
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 14:33, Reply)

*shudders*
No. Just please, no.
(berk, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 14:34, Reply)

"Oh, dat's jus' roight dat is"
"Nao, j'ya wan' it on yao face or in yao 'air?"
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 14:36, Reply)

Did you play Groupie #3
In the film Slade in Flame?
(Cave Duck, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 14:37, Reply)

That's what ballgags were invented for.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 14:33, Reply)

oh whatevs
You're one of those people who define themselves by their relationship status and as such will probably end up going out with a progression of more and more self centred airhead dollies until you realise that somewhere down the line you started hitting the booze so bad you ended up married with three kids and now the dollie is more sumo and the yelling won't stop and the kids resent you and you hate yourself
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 14:12, Reply)

That's a frightening vision
But thankfully far from accurate. I've never defined myself by my relationship status.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 14:14, Reply)

If you say so darling

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 14:17, Reply)

Yes, Ms Passive Aggresion
I do say so.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 14:22, Reply)

Doesn't help that you have a stupid face

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 14:03, Reply)

So very true

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 14:07, Reply)

Try getting to my age and never having a relationship last longer than a year.
I am the Queen of the commitmaphobes. Bow down before me and be in awe of my inability to stick with it.
( girlinthehole, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 13:48, Reply)

six months is my longest
but it should've ended at three months
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 14:23, Reply)