Twisted ankle years ago.
And B3ta keeps taking ages to load pages or refresh so I've not been on here much today.
( girlinthehole, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 15:46, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I thought was was just my moody Internet connection.
How did you twist your ankle?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 15:48, Reply)

God knows. I've done it a few times.
I must have a weak ankle.
( girlinthehole, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 15:49, Reply)

Always in the same place?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 15:52, Reply)

Yes.
Just off the kerb outside the Polished Knob.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 29 Nov 2010, 15:53, Reply)

Hahaha!

( girlinthehole, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 15:54, Reply)

I was hoping we'd get a Tommy Cooper joke out of this, buy Blousie has gone to the gym.
She has vanished...

*Just like that*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 15:54, Reply)

I think so.
I'm off to the gym. Catch you later.

I will be drinking so watch yourself : )
( girlinthehole, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 15:53, Reply)

Well you shouldn't go to those places.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 15:55, Reply)

Do you wear down the outer part of the heels of your shoes more thn the inner?

(Cave Duck, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 15:57, Reply)

Thought that was just my connection here
Until I noticed every other damn page loads just fine.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 15:53, Reply)

I thought it was just me.
B3ta's slower than Joey Deacon at a five minute trolley dash today.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 29 Nov 2010, 15:54, Reply)

What he'll lose in the trolley dash, he'll make up by having a convenient parking spot.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 15:56, Reply)

But, but...
that's CHEATING, Jeff.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 29 Nov 2010, 15:57, Reply)

Well YOU try telling Joey that, and see what his reaction is.
Muung, eek, dribble... throws the shoe he lost at DG.

It'll be ^ that, you make my words.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 16:01, Reply)

*applauds*
Trolley dashes would be mint today, what with most Tesco stores selling massive televisions and the like. None of that turkey grabbing nonsense with that irritating orange bender.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 15:58, Reply)

Stephen Hawking would be excellent at that.
He could simply magnetise his wheelchair and sit at the end of the aisle and just let the electronic goods fly towards him, whilst cackling like a cut price Davros.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 29 Nov 2010, 16:01, Reply)

I had no idea Joey was a published author (of sorts).
Tongue Tied

In 1970, Deacon began to write his autobiography with three friends. Ernie Roberts (who also had cerebral palsy), had been in hospital since the age of ten, and was able to understand Deacon's speech. Roberts listened to Deacon's dictation and repeated it to another patient, Michael Sangster, who wrote it down in longhand. After proof-reading by hospital staff, it was typed by a fourth member of the team, Tom Blackburn, who could neither read nor write, but taught himself to type in order to help. The resulting forty-four page book took fourteen months to write

The line in that Wiki entry made me laugh. Am I going to hell?

Also, I reckon Roberts just 'made it up' as he went along.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 16:05, Reply)