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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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but someone IS watching you
His name is Jesus, and when you masturbate it makes him cry.

This is because you're doing it wrong.

This makes him so mad he kills a kitten.

You, my friend, are killing a good forty kittens a week.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 29 Nov 2010, 18:17, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
And the rest...

(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 18:20, Reply)
are watching you attempt to masturbate.

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 29 Nov 2010, 18:30, Reply)
Kittens go to heaven no-questions asked
where they play with the ghosts of children.

therefore Jesus loves a wanker
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 18:22, Reply)

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