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Question:
Should I walk to the pub for a drink? It's cold and miserable outside, but I fancy a quick pint.
What should I do? I have a big coat, a hat, a scarf and some gloves to call on should I need them.
Decisions.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 21:42,
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Then do it.
The walk will be made tolerable by the prospect of a nice pint at the end of it. Although it depends on how far you have to walk.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 29 Nov 2010, 21:43,
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Probably about 5 minutes.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 21:44,
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Do-able, then.
Just grit your teeth, put your best foot forward and march onward.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 29 Nov 2010, 21:45,
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I'm thinking of going to the pub DG
Not fuck a ugly bird!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 21:48,
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: (
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girlinthehole, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 21:52,
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Fuck no
stay here and talk to us, it's too cold to go outside. I have chocolate in the car and it's too cold even to go out and get it, let alone walk to the pub!
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berk, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 21:44,
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Go to the pub.
You know you want to.
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girlinthehole, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 21:45,
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You are telling me one thing, berk something else.
Now I REALLY confused.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 21:46,
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Nah, if you want a pint badly enough to go out for it in this weather
you go for it! It's probably not as cold in Brizzle as it is here, either.
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berk, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 21:47,
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Not as cold in Bristol?
I'll have you know it is currently VERY cold. Thank you very much.
*Strops a bit*
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 21:49,
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I know you better than Berk does.
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girlinthehole, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 21:47,
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see? berk truly isn't naughty at heart
a naughty person wouldn't think twice about not_fucking_going to the pub
they strap on their boots and get on their way!
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Lisette von Falcon, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 21:49,
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Yep, boring to the core, that's me
that's why I'm layered in blankets and shit whilst other people are going out boozing.
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berk, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 21:51,
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that's not boring at all
walking to the pub for a pint in the freezing may be seem rather dim to most folks
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Lisette von Falcon, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 21:56,
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Yes well this is Jeff we're talking about.
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girlinthehole, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 21:59,
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he might find a warm dog, after all
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Lisette von Falcon, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 22:01,
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This is true Blousie.
I'm going to go to the pub for an hour.
Just need to get myself togged up!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 21:50,
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Pub = Real People.
B3ta = Pixel people.
What do you need right now?
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 21:48,
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I'll get my gloves.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 21:49,
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*waves goodbye*
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girlinthehole, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 21:50,
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*says hello*
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 29 Nov 2010, 21:50,
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: p
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girlinthehole, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 21:51,
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*gets stomach pumped*
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 29 Nov 2010, 21:52,
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Yes
"Well Marc - the good news is it's not fatal. The bad news is that a hospital clerk has told the press."
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 21:56,
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do you not booze at home?
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Lisette von Falcon, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 21:46,
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I do usually.
But I'm thinking the pub would probably appreciate my custom on this cold night.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 21:47,
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Altruistic bastard.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 29 Nov 2010, 21:50,
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Are you calling me Rainman?
Are you starting?
*Puts dukes up!*
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 21:51,
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More like fucking snowman in this weather.
I wonder if I'll get to work tomorrow?
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 29 Nov 2010, 21:53,
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