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This is the naughty evening thread.
Full of booze, sex and rock and roll. If you had to give up one of those, which one would it be?
(, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 19:31, 213 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
booze
no question
(, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 19:32, Reply)
It'd have to be the booze
I love my music and I love the other ... The booze only brings a bad head, bad guts and a sudden loss of cash from my bank account.
(, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 19:33, Reply)
Booze
weed comes under the heading 'rock n roll' so I'd be fine.
(, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 19:34, Reply)
I'd give up the sex.
I'm used to it.
(, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 19:40, Reply)
I probably wouldn't find that much of a hardship either
for a young 'un I'm shockingly disinterested in that sort of thing.
(, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 19:42, Reply)
I was at your age.
Wait till you get older.

Rawrrrrr!
(, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 19:44, Reply)
I don't want to wait til I'm older
I want a libido now, whilst I'm likely to get some damn use out of it! Although...well, not currently.
(, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 19:45, Reply)
You two are turning into the Patty and Selma of OT

(, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 19:45, Reply)
Hahaha!

(, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 19:46, Reply)
Thelma and Louise, maybe...
I don't think I'd suit blue hair
(, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 19:53, Reply)
I'd give up the roll.
I like sex, I like booze and I like rock music.

I'll have a sandwich instead.
(, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 19:42, Reply)
*sigh*

(, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 19:43, Reply)
What?

(, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 19:43, Reply)
That's good to know.

(, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 19:43, Reply)
Well you asked the question. And I answered it.

(, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 19:44, Reply)
I wasn't being sarcastic.
I am genuinely glad to know you still like sex, booze and rock and roll.
(, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 19:45, Reply)

roll sandwiches
(, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 19:46, Reply)
there is no way anyone would give up sandwiches
they are good
(, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 19:47, Reply)
Thanks very much!

(, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 19:46, Reply)
You're welcome : )

(, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 19:48, Reply)
What did you have for dinner Blousie?
I'm thinking of having gammon.
(, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 19:50, Reply)
Pasta with prawns, spring onions and pesto.
Gammon with a fried egg?
(, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 19:50, Reply)
Nah, I can't be arsed to fry an egg.

(, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 19:53, Reply)
pineapple, then?
if neither, you are wasting pig
(, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 19:53, Reply)
Pineapple wrong.
I might. Just might. Have an egg.
(, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 19:54, Reply)
OK, now that's better

(, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 19:55, Reply)
What!
It will only take a minute.
(, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 19:53, Reply)
But fried eggs are all spitty when you cook them.

(, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 19:56, Reply)
*laughs*
MTFU and fry an egg.
(, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 19:57, Reply)
Have you ever tried peeling an orange?
You're in for a shock.
(, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 19:59, Reply)
Slacker
egg frying takes a negligible amount of time. And it's so good with the gooey yolk, mmm.
/hankers after a fried egg sandwich on fresh white bread with HP
(, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 19:55, Reply)
Gooey yolk? You are made of wrong.

(, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 19:59, Reply)
Urgh
are you one of those sick freaks that likes their eggs with the yolk solidified? WEIRD IN THE HEAD WOMAN.
(, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 20:03, Reply)
with you on this one

(, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 20:03, Reply)
With crispy edges, fried in butter
NOM NOM NOM NOM

Cut out the yolk, eat it first, then eat the white, then the brown. YESSSS
(, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 20:05, Reply)
I do like eggs when the white has started to go crunchy brown
Curse it! Why do I have no eggs in the house?
(, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 20:06, Reply)
My appetite is awful tonight
I've got 3 slices of delicious fresh homemade pizza and I don't want it :(
(, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 20:10, Reply)
It'll still be tasty in the morning
or you'll be hungry later. It is only 8pm, after all.
(, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 20:11, Reply)
Oh fuck
I'm going to bed very soon. I want to die.
(, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 20:13, Reply)
Poorly or miserable?
or both?
(, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 20:18, Reply)
Hungover, really.
I'm not too miserable. How are you feeling at the moment?
(, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 20:23, Reply)
Cold more than anything
I did 20 min of piano practice and now cannot feel my fingers or toes :(
(, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 20:28, Reply)
Solid egg yolk fan here too.

(, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 20:05, Reply)
Then you're weird 'n all.

(, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 20:07, Reply)
yeah this

(, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 20:08, Reply)
No.
You need a runny yolk.

And it seeds to be broken by fried bread for the ultimate breakfast experience.

Anyone who says otherwise is rubbish.
(, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 20:12, Reply)
no, it's messy and gross and all over your plate and just no

(, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 20:13, Reply)
You crazy Americans and your weird egg cooking habits.

(, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 20:18, Reply)
it's obviously not that crazy since you've got people up there ^^ saying they
don't like runny yolk either

so like jog on and shit
(, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 20:19, Reply)
just because lots of people
agree, doesn't make it right
(, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 20:20, Reply)
so are we both right or are we both wrong?

(, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 20:23, Reply)
um
yes
(, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 20:26, Reply)
just because lots of people agree, doesn't make it right

(, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 20:27, Reply)
jog on and shit??
Over here, we call that 'the runs'.
(, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 20:22, Reply)
Runny eggs are evil and must be killed.

(, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 20:19, Reply)
Why does a Frenchman only have one egg for breakfast?

(, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 20:22, Reply)
because
une oeuf is enough
(, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 20:23, Reply)
*Awards points*

(, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 20:24, Reply)
w00t!

(, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 20:25, Reply)
I wouldn't get too excited. The points don't make prizes or anything

(, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 20:28, Reply)
but they do mean
points
(, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 20:29, Reply)
I have points
a different kind though - my flat is fucking freezing :(
(, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 20:35, Reply)
Don't I get half a point?

(, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 20:27, Reply)
You get your usual 'Blousie points'
But I'll give you a bonus half if you like?
(, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 20:29, Reply)
Hooray!

(, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 20:35, Reply)
Something about oef?

(, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 20:23, Reply)
ew that's just messy

(, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 20:01, Reply)
But so so good!

(, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 20:03, Reply)
no, no

(, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 20:05, Reply)
For my own good, probably booze.
I could give up rock and roll if I could still have decent music that wasn't rock and roll.
(, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 19:46, Reply)
I think I'd be OK with classical if I had to give up rock and roll.

(, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 19:49, Reply)
iTunes puts a lot of my music as "Alternative"
s'great
(, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 19:52, Reply)
All contempory music would be classed as rock and roll in my question.
So think again.
(, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 19:53, Reply)
I disagree completely
But I could survive on Stravinsky and Saint-Saens.
(, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 19:59, Reply)
Booze no doubt

(, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 19:56, Reply)
I may have to re-think the question.

(, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 19:58, Reply)
Sex is ace rock n roll is ace drugs replace booze

(, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 20:03, Reply)
oh
my answer would be the same
(, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 20:07, Reply)
And mine

(, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 20:10, Reply)
booze definitely
without music or sex, there is no life
(, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 19:58, Reply)
Rock and roll.
I can do without Elvis, spending the rest of my life permanently sober or celibate is too grim a prospect to contemplate.
(, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 19:58, Reply)
What was that unusual band you were linking here a couple of weeks ago?
I think they were from newcastle, very ambient
(, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 20:01, Reply)
Zoviet France.

(, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 20:02, Reply)
That's the one
Thanks.
(, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 20:12, Reply)
Booze.
I rarely drink anyway, last night was an exception.
(, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 20:11, Reply)
Can I just re-iterate that rock and roll incorperates all modern music.

(, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 20:13, Reply)
exactly, and I quite like some modern music.

(, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 20:14, Reply)
i cn nt liv wiv out n-dubz

(, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 20:16, Reply)
: p

(, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 20:20, Reply)
hvin ma mum n dad git mii da cdz fa xmas innit

(, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 20:27, Reply)
bangin

(, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 20:28, Reply)
It seems to be an overwhelming majority of b3tans hate them

(, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 20:38, Reply)
I'm not familiar with their work
But I suspect I'd be with that majority.
(, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 20:40, Reply)
probably
do you like...umm....lil wayne?
(, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 20:46, Reply)
Any relation to Wayne/Jayne County?
No? Probably not then.
(, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 20:56, Reply)
hahaha!

(, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 21:22, Reply)
I knew you'd get that reference
If you don't wanna fuck me baby, baby fuck off...etc.
(, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 21:34, Reply)
Rock and Roll
Is Status Quo and Bon Jovi.

We could all do without them and if someone can provide me with a gun and alibi I'd be quite prepared to resolve the question personally.
(, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 20:43, Reply)
Booze.
Seeing as I don't drink I don't think I'd find it that hard to give up.
(, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 20:20, Reply)
Really?
I take it that narcotics is your bag?
(, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 20:21, Reply)
because you can't understand someoen
who doesn't alter their mind state?
(, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 20:26, Reply)
No, I just seem to remember him talking about drugs is all.

(, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 20:30, Reply)
Indeed. Although that's not to say I don't go out sober as a judge half the time.
*does line of ketamine*
(, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 20:29, Reply)
I use to be the same.
Didn't touch alcohol for ages to lose weight but spent the weekend off my tits.
(, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 20:31, Reply)
I just don't like being pissed. I like decent beers and will drink them from time to time but I'll never get trolleyed.
Being off your tits is the best thing in the world though.
(, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 20:33, Reply)
It was fun for a while.

(, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 20:36, Reply)
Well this naughty thread was a bit of a damp squib.
: (
(, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 21:12, Reply)
What did you expect? :P

(, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 21:17, Reply)
Let's face it
the only people likely to be on in the evenings are not really the type to be massively naughty :(
(, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 21:19, Reply)
I'M NAUGHTY!!!

(, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 21:20, Reply)
Yay for you! :)
I'm too boring to be naughty.
(, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 21:26, Reply)
You need more bad influences in your life.

(, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 21:28, Reply)
Yes, yes I do

(, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 21:30, Reply)
: D
Stick with Lampito then.
(, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 21:32, Reply)
I'd like to be naughty more
But I don't get the chance these days.

New Years Resolution - be naughtier.
(, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 21:31, Reply)
Woo!
I'm starting a revolution.
(, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 21:33, Reply)
why would you want to be naughty?

(, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 21:34, Reply)
Cos it's a lot more fun than not being naughty?

(, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 21:37, Reply)
Depends on what you consider fun I guess.

(, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 21:40, Reply)
You of all people should not be asking this.

(, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 21:37, Reply)
Why should I not?

(, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 21:39, Reply)
Because you are the merkin queen of naughty on B3ta.

(, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 21:42, Reply)
I'm not sure if I should feel honored or offended!
I'm really really not naughty all that often, IRL.
Which is why I was so upset with myself yesterday morning. I do very stupid dangerous NAUGHTY things when I drink.
(, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 21:45, Reply)
Oh!
Then don't start doing naughty things.
(, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 21:46, Reply)
can't control it when I'm drinking, just don't care about anything other than what sort of drug can I use, who can I take home tonight, etc
at least when I'm sober I know what I'm getting myself into and I actually care about it :)
(, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 21:51, Reply)
Sorry for not replying straight away to this post Blousie.
I was off being naughty.
(, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 21:27, Reply)
: (
without me?
(, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 21:29, Reply)
I didn't think you'd want to put next-doors cat in a wheelie bin?

(, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 21:31, Reply)
I'm up for anything.

(, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 21:35, Reply)
You are MENTAL.

(, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 21:39, Reply)
*runs round living room with t-shirt on head*

(, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 21:40, Reply)
No no
mental is running around with your PANTS on your head.
(, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 21:41, Reply)
Outside - in this weather

(, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 21:42, Reply)
Have you been stealing things from Blousies washing line again berk?

(, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 21:43, Reply)
Votes for 'none of the above'.

(, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 21:37, Reply)
I saw the pics of Bert in the snow.
I want to be in Morpeth : (
(, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 21:39, Reply)
I would quite like it to snow
at least then there'd be something to show for the fucking temperature - my flat is so cold I can see my breath in the air :(
(, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 21:40, Reply)
Who's daft idea was it to rent a flat without central heating?

(, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 21:41, Reply)
I've got storage heaters
but they're about as much use as a wet fart. I didn't know when I took the place they'd be quite this shit!
(, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 21:43, Reply)
Storage heaters are a bit crap.

(, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 21:51, Reply)
'A bit'
does not do it even a fraction of justice.
(, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 21:54, Reply)
She'll learn DG.

(, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 21:54, Reply)
Gas central heating FTW!
Except when it breaks down...
(, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 21:59, Reply)
He had fun, fo' sho.
However, if he were made of brass he'd now be looking for a welder.
(, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 21:41, Reply)
Down with this sort of thing.

(, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 21:39, Reply)
Question:
Should I walk to the pub for a drink? It's cold and miserable outside, but I fancy a quick pint.

What should I do? I have a big coat, a hat, a scarf and some gloves to call on should I need them.

Decisions.
(, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 21:42, Reply)
Then do it.
The walk will be made tolerable by the prospect of a nice pint at the end of it. Although it depends on how far you have to walk.
(, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 21:43, Reply)
Probably about 5 minutes.

(, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 21:44, Reply)
Do-able, then.
Just grit your teeth, put your best foot forward and march onward.
(, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 21:45, Reply)
I'm thinking of going to the pub DG
Not fuck a ugly bird!
(, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 21:48, Reply)
: (

(, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 21:52, Reply)
Fuck no
stay here and talk to us, it's too cold to go outside. I have chocolate in the car and it's too cold even to go out and get it, let alone walk to the pub!
(, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 21:44, Reply)
Go to the pub.
You know you want to.
(, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 21:45, Reply)
You are telling me one thing, berk something else.
Now I REALLY confused.
(, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 21:46, Reply)
Nah, if you want a pint badly enough to go out for it in this weather
you go for it! It's probably not as cold in Brizzle as it is here, either.
(, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 21:47, Reply)
Not as cold in Bristol?
I'll have you know it is currently VERY cold. Thank you very much.

*Strops a bit*
(, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 21:49, Reply)
I know you better than Berk does.

(, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 21:47, Reply)
see? berk truly isn't naughty at heart
a naughty person wouldn't think twice about not_fucking_going to the pub
they strap on their boots and get on their way!
(, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 21:49, Reply)
Yep, boring to the core, that's me
that's why I'm layered in blankets and shit whilst other people are going out boozing.
(, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 21:51, Reply)
that's not boring at all
walking to the pub for a pint in the freezing may be seem rather dim to most folks
(, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 21:56, Reply)
Yes well this is Jeff we're talking about.

(, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 21:59, Reply)
he might find a warm dog, after all

(, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 22:01, Reply)
This is true Blousie.
I'm going to go to the pub for an hour.

Just need to get myself togged up!
(, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 21:50, Reply)
Pub = Real People.
B3ta = Pixel people.

What do you need right now?
(, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 21:48, Reply)
I'll get my gloves.

(, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 21:49, Reply)
*waves goodbye*

(, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 21:50, Reply)
*says hello*

(, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 21:50, Reply)
: p

(, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 21:51, Reply)
*gets stomach pumped*

(, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 21:52, Reply)
Yes
"Well Marc - the good news is it's not fatal. The bad news is that a hospital clerk has told the press."
(, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 21:56, Reply)
do you not booze at home?

(, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 21:46, Reply)
I do usually.
But I'm thinking the pub would probably appreciate my custom on this cold night.
(, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 21:47, Reply)
Altruistic bastard.

(, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 21:50, Reply)
Are you calling me Rainman?
Are you starting?

*Puts dukes up!*
(, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 21:51, Reply)
More like fucking snowman in this weather.
I wonder if I'll get to work tomorrow?
(, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 21:53, Reply)

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