Happy B3taday my firm, proud dollop of deliciousness!...


Apologies for the delay, I just thought I'd turn up fashionably late and lower the average IQ of this esteemed thread.

My best memories of you? - hmmm, difficult to narrow down, so I'm going to have to go with...

Everything you ever say or ever do.ever.

I lurve you long time, kitten.
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Tue 30 Nov 2010, 10:14, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

FLAKEY BOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*licks Pooflake's face*
*asplodes*
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 10:17, Reply)

Oh yes, like the veritable 'bad smell', I have returned for this very special day...

And you are candletastic too?...I don't think my poor, weather-withered nether-bits can handle much more of this.

I fear I may spoink-a-doodle into my own shoe
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Tue 30 Nov 2010, 10:23, Reply)

genuine IRL LOLZ :))))))))

( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 10:42, Reply)

Woo and Yay!
Missed you my lovely.
( girlinthehole, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 10:24, Reply)

you need to work on your aim, blossom...

I'm not exactly a small target to hit.

How have you been? - and how's B3ta been? I'd forgotten about this place!
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Tue 30 Nov 2010, 10:28, Reply)

I hear you're a lot smaller now.
I'm fine apart from man troubles. When are you going to ditch the wife and make me a happy woman?
( girlinthehole, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 10:30, Reply)

My weight is going up and down like a bride's nightie...

but more importantly...man troubles? "What fucker...?"*

WHO WOULD DARE GIVE YOU ANYTHING BUT NON-STOP-ROCK-HARD-GROIN-GRINDIN' LOVIN'?

You should be treated like the Princess of purdeyness that you are at all times. FACT.


Let me at em'!



*Quote provided by Withnail & I
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Tue 30 Nov 2010, 10:37, Reply)

Apparently I'm too good for everyone so my future of non stop rock hard groin grinding lovin is looking a bit bleak.
It's a cross I have to bear.

I'm just glad you're healthy and still rocking.
( girlinthehole, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 10:41, Reply)

GROUP HUG PLZ
*hugs BGB and Pooflake HARD*
*parps*
Ooooops! Sorry about that m'dears :-S
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 10:45, Reply)

That's ok....

During the group hug I let out a sneaky 'silent but violent' one at the same time...

maybe they will cancel each other out?...then again, I notice the wallpaper is starting to peel off the walls in my office...:(
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Tue 30 Nov 2010, 10:49, Reply)

My fart had lumps in it.......
Best I check me undercrackers :(
That wallpaper was awful anyway mate ;o)
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 10:53, Reply)

You're right - you are too good for everyone...

However, let me know when you're up for a bit of 'slumming-it' style bumping uglies, and I'll be legging it t'up north like the clappers, melting the snow as I go with just the pre-emptive heat coming off my unsightly crotch bulge.
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Tue 30 Nov 2010, 10:53, Reply)

Ready whenever you are.
*shaves legs*
( girlinthehole, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 10:56, Reply)