Time we took you home, sir.
I said, IT'S TIME WE TOOK YOU HOME SIR.

NURSE NKOGBUE WILL RUN YOU A BATH AND MAKE YOU SOME DINNER, AND TONIGHT MR SINGH AND MRS GOLDBERGERSTEIN WILL BE COMING OVER FOR YOUR WEEKLY CRIBBAGE GAME. WON'T THAT BE NICE?
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 10:20, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

*knocks Monty to the ground and steals the £2.60 he had*
*leaves him dying in a cold alleyway, hips shattered and catheter leaking, causing national outrage for all of five minutes before one of the X-Factor contestants is seen flashing some cellulite when they step out of a taxi bleary-eyed and smashed out of their gourd.*
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 10:24, Reply)

you fucking bully.
how could you do that eh?
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 30 Nov 2010, 10:24, Reply)

Justification
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 10:26, Reply)

*snorts*

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 30 Nov 2010, 10:29, Reply)

*weeps with laughter*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 10:29, Reply)

How the fuck did you manage that?

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 10:30, Reply)

Like
this
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 10:31, Reply)

Easy
Note the persons ID number, go to search, click on 'your own posts', then change where it says /me in the URL to their ID. Then, just use the search.

Your bumder alerts, amongst other posts about bumders
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 10:33, Reply)