threadstomp.
Some days I hate people on facebook.

My friend steve is going through all my photos from my trip, and "like"-ing every single one of them. there's 153 photos in that album. *facepalm*

I'm going to kill him when I get home.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 30 Nov 2010, 10:05, 76 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

him when I get home myself.

EDIT: Even I don't know why I've written this.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 10:09, Reply)

yeah it's a bit weird. I'm not going to off myself.

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 30 Nov 2010, 10:12, Reply)

Surely it's nice to get some positive feedback?

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 10:11, Reply)

this is true, but he's only doing it to piss me off because my laptop tends to fuck up when I get too many notifications.
So far it's working.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 30 Nov 2010, 10:12, Reply)

Ah. I see. Ignore my comment below then.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 10:13, Reply)

Ahh, in that case he's a cunt.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 10:13, Reply)

Ah. Well in that case, by all means introduce your knackered laptop to his face at considerable speed.
Not least of all because it suggests he's being insincere about his actual liking or not of your photographs, the cad.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 10:14, Reply)

I am old and clearly missing something here.
Are you annoyed because your friend likes seeing your holiday photographs and has indicated this on Facebook?

Is that not rather nice?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 10:12, Reply)

and clearly missing something here.
Are you annoyed because your friend likes seeing your holiday photographs and has indicated this on Facebook?

Is that not rather nice?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 10:13, Reply)

WHAT WAS THAT, SONNY?
ARE YOU THE NICE MAN FROM THE POST OFFICE?


*pisses self in library*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 10:16, Reply)

Time we took you home, sir.
I said, IT'S TIME WE TOOK YOU HOME SIR.

NURSE NKOGBUE WILL RUN YOU A BATH AND MAKE YOU SOME DINNER, AND TONIGHT MR SINGH AND MRS GOLDBERGERSTEIN WILL BE COMING OVER FOR YOUR WEEKLY CRIBBAGE GAME. WON'T THAT BE NICE?
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 10:20, Reply)

*knocks Monty to the ground and steals the £2.60 he had*
*leaves him dying in a cold alleyway, hips shattered and catheter leaking, causing national outrage for all of five minutes before one of the X-Factor contestants is seen flashing some cellulite when they step out of a taxi bleary-eyed and smashed out of their gourd.*
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 10:24, Reply)

you fucking bully.
how could you do that eh?
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 30 Nov 2010, 10:24, Reply)

Justification
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 10:26, Reply)

*snorts*

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 30 Nov 2010, 10:29, Reply)

*weeps with laughter*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 10:29, Reply)

How the fuck did you manage that?

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 10:30, Reply)

Like
this
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 10:31, Reply)

Easy
Note the persons ID number, go to search, click on 'your own posts', then change where it says /me in the URL to their ID. Then, just use the search.

Your bumder alerts, amongst other posts about bumders
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 10:33, Reply)

see above my lovely.
My Aldi laptop pretty much freezes whenever I get too many notifications. Half the time it freezes while I'm typing because I type too fast for it to keep up. so him doing this is his way of trying to upset my laptop.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 30 Nov 2010, 10:14, Reply)

Is it an old laptop?
Have you considered getting one of the techie types on here to have a look at it?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 10:15, Reply)

Indeed. I, for example, have a variety of appropriate tools including screwdrivers, pliers and a soldering iron
all of which could be used to smash the fucking thing to pieces in frustration.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 10:16, Reply)

it's only 15 months old.
it was an emergency replacement laptop because my first laptop decided to implode and lose my entire history essay halfway through last year, and I needed a new one.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 30 Nov 2010, 10:17, Reply)

Little things can speed it up
Get anyone with the knowhow to have a look at the startup, and if you've got loads of icons on the desktop, remove them, it's surprising how much that can help.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 10:18, Reply)

That's a good point actually...
If it runs Windows then this little freebie is pretty good at cleaning your system up.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 10:21, Reply)

Not seen that one before
I use CCleaner for a lot of the removal of old files, can be extremely helpful.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 10:23, Reply)

Don't have any icons but computer, documents, recycle bin and firefox.

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 30 Nov 2010, 10:23, Reply)

Good way to be
Check your taskbar to make sure you've not got loads of background programs running. If you're confident enough to know what should and shouldn't be running at startup, go to 'run', then type 'msconfig', and go to the startup tab.

If you don't know what should and shouldn't be left running, don't do anything with it, get someone to have a look.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 10:25, Reply)

I'll have a look when she stays over here.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 10:23, Reply)

Ah, if she's seeing you then spot on
If you're just making a joke, then fair play sir.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 10:27, Reply)

She is, and I'll quarantine and scrub her laptop before it goes anywhere near my network.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 10:29, Reply)

My laptop isn't riddled with viruses though
the virus checker runs every three days.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 30 Nov 2010, 10:29, Reply)

WE'LL SEE

(PsychoChomp, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 10:32, Reply)

In my (limited) experience, viruses are rarely the issue
It's mostly malware.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 10:35, Reply)

Aldi laptop?
Really?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 30 Nov 2010, 10:29, Reply)

yeah really.
it was the best one I could afford in an emergency laptop-requiring situation, so that was the one I got.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 30 Nov 2010, 10:33, Reply)

Aldi are pretty good for electronics
And by pretty good, I mean not the worst.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 10:34, Reply)

you get a notification when someone does something to your facebook page
this sets off a fanfare sound which you can't mute. She'll have to hear 153 fanfares.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 10:14, Reply)

Yet another example of broken britain

(PsychoChomp, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 10:13, Reply)

britain australia
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 10:14, Reply)

(PsychoChomp, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 10:15, Reply)

ffs
can you sort the grammar on this please, it irritates me every single time.

THAT ' S THE JOKE

also whilst i am being anal, it's "vengEance".
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 10:17, Reply)

+ly violated

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 10:25, Reply)

britain Aldi Laptops.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 30 Nov 2010, 10:14, Reply)

Britain wind
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 10:17, Reply)

*holds nose*

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 30 Nov 2010, 10:19, Reply)

Have you found snow yet Poppet?
(This isn't something you need Monty for)
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 10:24, Reply)

YES!
It was snowing (not much, but it was!) when I woke up this morning. I was very excited.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 30 Nov 2010, 10:25, Reply)

Yay! You've found snow
*Likes*

Runs
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 10:28, Reply)

Hahaha!
You'll have only 153 notifications to look forward to tonight :)

I hate when people puts in their statuses things like:

- I'm so sad today
- OMG, this is awful!
- :(

And that. Then you ask them what's wrong, and they don't reply.

My crappy bridesmate is specialist on this. Once she wrote:

- OMG! I can't believe what just happened!
She had tons of comments, including mine, asking what was wrong. After 2 days, her boyfriend replied for her with:
- Nothing important, people. She saw a very fat woman on TV eating a lot of pies.

Stupid.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 30 Nov 2010, 10:27, Reply)

Haha!
This makes me laugh and despair in equal measure.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 10:29, Reply)

It makes me laugh when I read it
It doesn't when I realise I've been worrying about her for nothing. Last status from her was just a :( I asked what was wrong and she hasn't replied yet. I'm not worrying about her no more!
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 30 Nov 2010, 10:32, Reply)

Start 'like'-ing every shit status post like that
That'll get you a reply for sure.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 10:33, Reply)

Hahaha
Maybe I should.

She doesn't go there very often, but I will next time she does.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 30 Nov 2010, 10:34, Reply)

I also hate this
You should slap her.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 10:29, Reply)

I should slap her for so many things.

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 30 Nov 2010, 10:32, Reply)

Hahahahaha

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 10:29, Reply)

OMG!

(PsychoChomp, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 10:29, Reply)

Time to remove from Facebook friends I think

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 10:30, Reply)

She's my bridesmate
I shouldn't really do that.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 30 Nov 2010, 10:32, Reply)

Just hide her from your feed then

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 10:33, Reply)

I'm waiting for my wedding to pass
to see how I feel about her. Right now I'm still quite upset, and everything she does annoys me, so I might have to have a long chat with her.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 30 Nov 2010, 10:35, Reply)

Was she responsible for your hen weekend?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 10:47, Reply)

Her boyfriend is my new hero

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 10:30, Reply)

Her boyfriend
is the nicest, most patient person in the whole world.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 30 Nov 2010, 10:33, Reply)

Ha! I would kick her off my facebook.
I had a gem of a status update yesterday.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 10:31, Reply)

Which was?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 10:32, Reply)

Yes, which was...

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 30 Nov 2010, 10:33, Reply)

It's OK, B3ta,
He just saw some fat cunt eating pies.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 10:39, Reply)

Hahaha

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 30 Nov 2010, 10:42, Reply)

I bet you didn't think I could
get a telescope angled to see inside your flat?
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 10:42, Reply)

Why didn't you just use Wookiee's webcam?
I still can't find the fucker in my flat.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 10:54, Reply)

"It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now."

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 10:43, Reply)

I tried to add you yesterday after the bash and couldn't find you.

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 30 Nov 2010, 10:34, Reply)

Rightio - I'm going out into the snow!!! Back later!

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 30 Nov 2010, 10:36, Reply)

Facebook irritates me more and more
luckily it's still useful as a messaging system to let groups of people know what's going on
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 10:49, Reply)