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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
More colleagues just handed me a signed card and gift vouchers!
The vouchers apply to anywhere in the Liverpool One complex, so instead of blowing the engagement money on a fancy blouse like I did with the last lot, I think I'll let djtp share in this one and use it for a nice dinner or lunch at our fave tapas place.
Getting engaged is lucrative. I'm going to do it again very soon.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 11:25,
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15 years ago)
Getting engaged is shit and filled with heartache
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 11:28,
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Eeeeeeeeeemmmmmmmoooooooooooooooo
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 11:28,
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I sent that bitch a smiley face
Bitches love smiley faces
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 11:30,
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You are thinking of marriage.
Engagement is fine.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 11:30,
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The getting engaged bit isn't, surely?
Surely the shit and heartache comes with the bitter breakup when you realise she's a kitchen groper.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 11:30,
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Depends how much you spend on the ring and how much you hate spending money I suppose
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 11:31,
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Dude, I'm the bird in all this
All I do is buy blouses.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 11:33,
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Hahah "spend on the ring" is like Victorian for bumsex.
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wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 11:34,
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