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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Headstomp.I am very excited about:
1) the cinema release of 'Lemmy: The Movie' (anyone wanting to come with me to a London screening let me know)
2) seeing Roky Erickson in December - something I never thought I'd see
3) witnessing my child opening her castle at Christmas
What do you have in the pipeline that is stopping you from Moatying out?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 11:05,
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latest was 15 years ago)
Is Roky EricksonLike a foreign David Dickenson?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 11:07,
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I shall be meeting Jeff soon.This is why I still cling to life day by day.
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girlinthehole, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 11:09,
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I threadstomped youBut deleted it out of respect for my elders.
I'm not really looking forward to anything, except maybe a holiday next year with a mate.
Scratch that, the Crackhouse/Catface wedding next weekend is a highlight of my social calendar.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 11:10,
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I was invited as Lusty's 'plus one' to the evening dobut I think my child access will prevent me from coming.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 11:12,
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Gutted!I'll make sure she behaves herself.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 11:16,
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Well, I suppose I am going to be raucously drunk too(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 11:19,
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Probably not, now I think about it(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 11:37,
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Of this I have no doubt(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 11:43,
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I have a bad feeling about this.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 11:47,
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1) I've got quite a nice dinner tonight2) WoW cataclysm
3) My own premature death.
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I've started a Paladin,first time I've had one, man they're easy to play. 1-1-1-2-1-1-1-2 ooh health is getting low I'd better press 3
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Yep, total cakewalk(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 11:17,
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That's the keys I press for a couple of hours every nightit's what I call a hobby.
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It's not just a hobby,IT'S A WAY OF LIFE.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 11:19,
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It's true.I'm also starting a project tomorrow which will be ready maybe end of january, bet you can't wait.
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The phrase 'on tenterhooks' has never been so appropriate.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 11:35,
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Just bought the digital download of itSo will be able to play at midnight...
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 11:17,
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It's £30 but saves me having to leave the house or wait for postAnd seeing as parcel delivery in my area this month has been massively delayed, I think I'll go with convenience.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 11:20,
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I really have no idea why downloads cost more than actual boxesit's a joke.
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I knowBut a fiver for not having to go out at midnight, or wait in a shop queue is worth it to me.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 11:24,
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surely they know thisand therefore exploit your laziness!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 11:25,
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Can't say I blame themIsn't that what drives economies?
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 11:27,
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depends which way you think is the wrong wayi had to drive past MK on the M1 the other day. it really is in the midlands. i had always thought it was just outside london, but it's practically a suburb of birmingham.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 11:50,
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London-dweller in complete lack of understanding of the rest of the country shocker.(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 11:52,
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i have an excellent knowledgeof the north-west and a bit of yorkshire too, thank you very much. it's just that bit in the middle that neither the northerners nor the southerners want to admit to owning!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 11:55,
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Yeah, it is rather a No Man's Land(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 11:56,
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Horse tranquillizer and a doris I like at this night in Newcastle tomorrow. Also going back home.(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 11:16, Reply)
Better fucking not be.IF YOU'RE READING THIS PD.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 11:36,
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Panic not Boycey old chap.but I may as well for all the interest currently being shown by the BF. I must have been a right cowbag in a previous life.
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A girl called Kate.At a house party a few weeks back she said I was hot (god help her and her low standards) to one of her mates whilst I was in earshot and then went 'shit Liam you weren't supposed to here that!'. I think I'm in.
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You're well inMake sure she hasn't got some loser hanging around her before you get involved.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 11:54,
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Love it!(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 12:05,
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hmmmm1) lots and lots of parties in the next few weeks
2) don't think i mentioned it, but i am going to the caribbean for christmas
3) i just got a courier package from one of my clients with a giant white chocolate toblerone from duty free
i actually think 3) is the most exciting right now, sadly!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 11:17,
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Toblerone makes a great toast-rack for crackers.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 11:28,
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I didn't know Lemmy the movie was coming outright now I feel like Moatying out. I'm so tired and have so much work.
Got a couple more good nights to look forward to though
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 11:20,
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In cinemas in a week or so,then on DVD end of Jan.
You should come and see it, and scoff a curry into the bargain.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 11:23,
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that sounds lovelysadly due to poor money-management I might not even be able to make it to the talk I was supposed to go to in London. I'll see how things go with the bank
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 11:25,
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hugs, lots of them(
Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 11:25,
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More colleagues just handed me a signed card and gift vouchers!The vouchers apply to anywhere in the Liverpool One complex, so instead of blowing the engagement money on a fancy blouse like I did with the last lot, I think I'll let djtp share in this one and use it for a nice dinner or lunch at our fave tapas place.
Getting engaged is lucrative. I'm going to do it again very soon.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 11:25,
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Getting engaged is shit and filled with heartache(
Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 11:28,
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Eeeeeeeeeemmmmmmmoooooooooooooooo(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 11:28,
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I sent that bitch a smiley faceBitches love smiley faces
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 11:30,
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You are thinking of marriage.Engagement is fine.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 11:30,
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The getting engaged bit isn't, surely?Surely the shit and heartache comes with the bitter breakup when you realise she's a kitchen groper.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 11:30,
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Depends how much you spend on the ring and how much you hate spending money I suppose(
Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 11:31,
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Dude, I'm the bird in all thisAll I do is buy blouses.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 11:33,
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1) Bash this weekend2) Hopefully moving tonight, as the snow has stopped
3) Work night out on Friday
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 11:26,
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Oh and P.S.I found out my housemate lurks on here last night when he knew about your castle.
Hello james you clumsy vegan spastic.
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(1) The thought that, by Monday, I could have something approaching a "result" to form the basis of this PhD(2) One of my delightful family members will hopefully have bought me a copy of Joanne Shaw Taylor's new album this Christmas
(3) My old drinking partner will be returning briefly to London on the 10th.
And actually this Lemmy film sounds like it could be good - when's it being released?
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So Thursday then(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 11:36,
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Good Lord Calendar-boy - YOU'RE RIGHT.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 11:38,
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Just trying to be helpfulWould hate for you to miss it, although I bet you throw the cutest tantrums.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 11:42,
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i've got to saythat really does sound extraordinarily gay!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 11:47,
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Arsecrackers. I'll still be working like a bitch by thenAnything from the evening of the 6th onward would be just dandy though.
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a) that date migtht be wrongb) I'm sure I shall go more than once anyway
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 11:39,
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Who is playing him?Do they have the requisite lumps?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 11:37,
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Himself. It's a documentary.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 11:38,
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A full week of just doing nothing in the evenings apart from the basicsPlus Gran Canaria in two weeks time, with the best breakfast buffet I've ever seen.
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Is 'Gran Canaria 'your pet name for that X-Factor bint's prozzie grandma?
If so, the idea of this 'breakfast buffet' makes me want to vomit. You sick, sick man.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 11:40,
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I like my women like I like my wine12 years old and kept in the cellar.
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I like my women like I like my whiskey14 years old and mixed up in coke.
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I like my women like I like my wineLeft for months in a dark cellar having been stomped on by three low income foreign exchange students.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 11:54,
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I like my women like I like my drugspurchased in alleyways and cut to bits.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 11:55,
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I like my women like I like my steak.Blue and bashed repeatedly with a hammer.
I WIN.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 11:58,
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I like my women like I like my drugsLegal and over the counter.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 11:59,
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I like my women like I like my trufflesburied under a thin layer of topsoil in secluded woodland.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 12:03,
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I like my women like I like my coffeeIn a plastic cup
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 12:07,
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You've been hanging round Ross Nurble too much.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 12:09,
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Eddie Izzard(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 12:09,
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Well why not? Life's so much better if you can brighten up your day just by putting your hand down your trousers.(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 12:14, Reply)
I like my women like, well, all or any of the above.Beggers'n'choosers.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 12:51,
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LEMMY FILM 7th DEC RITZY CINEMA BRIXTON(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 11:50,
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Well.....1) I will. I asked the BF if we could actually go out somewhere for a change but he is having none of it.
2) ??
3) Awesome althought the mention of Christmas has really pissed me off seeing as I won't be having one. So no job, no Christmas (thanks Mum and Dad, nice one), ex trying to evict me, disinterested BF.Need I go on? Don't tell me to MTFU as I have spent years doing this and it is finally getting to be a bit too much.
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Are your mum and dad The Grinch?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 11:52,
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Noit's a very long story and I won't bore you with the details.Suffice to say I shall be spending the festivities entirely alone and I would put money on the fact that the BF won't even think to call me on the day.
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Haha, oh man, that's really shit. lol, glad I'm not you !(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 12:49,
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WTFU(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 11:55,
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Bin thereDun that. But years of it have taken their toll I'm afraid. Can't be strong for ever, it's just too hard.I am really strugglinmg to find anything positive in my life right now. nothing to look forward to.
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Christmas DayI'm volunteering for a charity doing Christmas for disadvantaged kids and their families. There's always an alternative.
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Shame on you. HAVEN'T THEY SUFFERED ENOUGH?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 11:57,
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They take ages to come backIf you're a criminal.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 12:07,
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It was only ONE toddler, for fucks sake(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 12:18,
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I have thought about doing that and never got round to itWell done.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 12:00,
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Figures really.I don't especially like Christmas myself, why not make it enjoyable for others without the rigmarole of locking myself in my room for the day.
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Also I heard you should be shagging lampitos friendbut you're too "internet" to do anything about it.
Shame on you, SHAME ON YOU!
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dudedo you not read the stuff that gets posted on here?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 12:11,
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I bet something boss happens in the next 48 hoursIt always does that when you feel you can take no more.
It happened to me recently.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 12:01,
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Thanks RootaWould be lovely if it did but I've hoped for years that things will get better - they just seem to be getting worse.The charity thing is a good idea, I will look into that.
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This looks like Labicanhascheezburger.com/2010/11/29/funny-pictures-chameleon-disapprove/
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 12:11,
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*awaits chin comments*(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 12:12,
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I guessed you had that intentionBut others *sighs* others will take the opportunity to mock my affliction.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 12:14,
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Let me know if anyone does.I take a very dim view of that kind of unpleasant internet bullying.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 12:23,
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'Dim' due to the light being obscured by hisENORMOUS MULTITUDE OF CHINS?
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it could be anothersalad-factory day todayas i don't like the soup options and the veggie option upstairs is macaroni cheese. or maybe a burrito...
what's everyone else having?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 12:16,
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Following the theme of the day this should have had its own thread under the heading Breadstomp.Ive just handed my cash over to Rob and told him to surprise me with a sandwich and a bun.
I'm a wild & crazy guy like that.
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Massive drug and western film night tonight.Babysitting tomorrow, spending the weekend with Uni girl. How are you Monty ?
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 12:33,
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A castle?You spoil her. Wouldn't a nice cottage do? She's only little.
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