I would love to go to the christmas markets in Germany
even though I generally dislike christmas and positively hate shopping.

I'm so complex.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 14:44, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

You should
it's a lovely atmosphere and so pretty! I would recommend the one in Birmingham but frankly although it's run by genuine germans all the shoppers are cunts and it's insanely busy.
(berk, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 14:45, Reply)

They do one in Bath
but it'll just be full of slack-jawed carrot-crunchers gaping at all the pretties
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 14:48, Reply)

Yeah, sounds familiar...

(berk, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 14:49, Reply)

Not everyone in the south west is slack-jawed.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 14:54, Reply)

There there.

( girlinthehole, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 14:58, Reply)

Well, possibly not
but don't they get burned as witches?
(berk, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 14:59, Reply)

Jeez, we're not savages...
we make sure they're a witch before burning them. Y'know, by torturing a confession out of them.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 15:06, Reply)

I'm doing this!!! My cousin is taking me.
I love my cousin.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 30 Nov 2010, 14:54, Reply)

Sweet
as they say in Germany; "May you have an orderly and efficient Christmas...HANDI HOCH! SCHNELL! RAUS-RAUS!!!!"
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 14:58, Reply)