I will genuinely punch you in the fucking face.
I can't sing, I don't like hearing myself sing, I don't like hearing you sing and if you don't leave me to get plastered in the corner while you have your fucking "fun" I WILL hurt you.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 16:14, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

So "Let the bodies hit the floor" then?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 16:16, Reply)

Or the classic "I like to stab people" by ICP.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 16:19, Reply)

Christian raprock lolz

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 16:20, Reply)

I'm still quite amused by that revelation.
What a pack of tards.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 16:23, Reply)

Me too
The most epic 'prank' to pull on fat white teenagers in the American South/Mid West!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 16:26, Reply)

revelation complete attention-seeking bullshit because people were starting to forget about them
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 16:27, Reply)

I'll put you down for Delilah, then.

(Cave Duck, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 16:25, Reply)

And I will put you down for a stabbing.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 16:28, Reply)

Not on a first date.

(Cave Duck, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 16:31, Reply)

Oh dear, comedic misunderstanding.
I'm afraid I didn't mean in a sexual manner, more of a cutting-you-open-and-then-strangling-you-with-your-own-intestines sort of thing. Obviously I'd then fuck your corpse, but I doubt that you'd be in a position to mind.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 16:54, Reply)

If you wanted to do performance art karaoke, then you should have said.
How about Laurie Anderson's "Oh Superman"
(Cave Duck, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 16:57, Reply)

*murders*

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 17:01, Reply)

Yeah, but nobody expects it to be pitch perfect.
At least you tried.
(Cave Duck, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 17:03, Reply)

I hate you.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 17:23, Reply)

(Cave Duck, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 17:29, Reply)