Have you been on the recently reopened pier yet?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 22:53, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

didn't you ask me that the other day?
And no, not yet.

Hang on, are you trying to get me out of the house so you can molest my dog?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 30 Nov 2010, 22:55, Reply)

Shit.
You've seen through my pier related plan.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 22:56, Reply)

Is it a well known dogging spot?
By dogging, I mean dogging and not 'dogging'.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 22:55, Reply)

Only in winter, in the summer you can't take dogs on the beach.
Which is a shame.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 22:57, Reply)

dogs are only allowed on the beach from november to march
you know, when the weather is too shit to enjoy it.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 30 Nov 2010, 22:57, Reply)

I enjoy it in all weathers.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 22:59, Reply)

The most fun I've ever had in Blackpool
was in February when it was clear and blue but howling a gale, it was completely empty and the waves were coming up waaaay over the sea wall and we all got drenched. It's alright in the summer too but all those tourists, bleah.
(berk, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 23:02, Reply)

tourists are idiots
and they walk too fucking slowly up and down the high street. Get out of my way, tit-heads!
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 30 Nov 2010, 23:06, Reply)

Believe me
if you think Weston is bad, Blackpool is a thousand times worse. It's full of brassy northern types with seven arse cheeks, greasy peroxide hair and 7 kids, all of whom are off their tits on sugar and screaming round the streets at 11billion miles an hour.
(berk, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 23:08, Reply)

push them into traffic
it always works for me.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 30 Nov 2010, 23:11, Reply)