ouch to the H's
my friend was a 30H, 30J in some stores. she loved them, used to run around their flat jiggling them, but i thought she looked a bit like a human trumpet!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 23:16, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Did she have 3 tits?
Or are the keys on a trumpet different to nipples?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 23:19, Reply)

I like breasts.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 23:24, Reply)

Me too dozer.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 23:29, Reply)

I like breasts.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 23:29, Reply)

I am in favour of them.

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 23:31, Reply)

Hey, who doesn't like breasts?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 23:31, Reply)

me

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 23:32, Reply)

Not even your own?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 23:33, Reply)

If I were to like your breasts for you, would that make it better?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 23:35, Reply)

can i sound the pandertron about myself?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 23:38, Reply)

It's after the watershed, so I guess so!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 23:40, Reply)

you are of unsound mind

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 23:36, Reply)

no
i just prefer rippling pecs and biceps and abs of steel.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 23:39, Reply)

on women?
ew
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 23:40, Reply)

i don't do girls

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 23:44, Reply)

+ Barrymore.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 23:41, Reply)

Michael Barrymore?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 30 Nov 2010, 23:33, Reply)

He IS a tit
And probably quite likes himself, so by proxy....
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 23:35, Reply)

i used to fancy him a bit
because he looked like the teacher with whom i was utterly besotted.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 23:37, Reply)

did he turn out to be gay too?

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 23:38, Reply)

well.
yeah, actually!!!

at the time i had no idea. now, of course, i know that a good-looking 32 year old man who is seriously witty and funny WILL be gay if he is not married or girlfriended up...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 23:39, Reply)

Were your friends away of your crush on him?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 23:41, Reply)

the entire school was fully aware
so was he. i've never been more embarrassed than when the entire coach was singing "swipe and mr cheshire sitting in a tree"... and he was driving it...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 23:43, Reply)

hahahaha
How did you cope with that? (Not the rejection by the gay adult teacher, but the mockery of your classmates).
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 23:45, Reply)

blushed a LOT
it was relentless for about 5 years!

on the plus side, i got an A* in my GCSE and an A in my A-level, it was one good way to get me to concentrate.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 23:46, Reply)

Did a random stranger end up dead in his swimming pool
with a table leg rammed up his anus?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 30 Nov 2010, 23:43, Reply)

That isn't 'Alwight' that is just fucking weird.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 23:40, Reply)