Hmmm.
GOOD THING: no more building dust in the house.
BAD THING: builders commence work at an ungodly 7.30am and this morning was Drilling and Hammering Morning.

GOOD THING: I'm getting married in 10 days.
BAD THING: worried guests won't make it due to the cold weather.

GOOD THING: finished all the Christmas shopping this morning.
BAD THING: except for Catface's present. I've a 25 quid limit and nothing concrete in mind.

BAD THING: I'm in a shitty mood.
GOOD THING: I'm going to have a bath, maybe a whiskey mac, and possibly a pizza.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 17:51, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Get him some concrete.

( girlinthehole, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 17:57, Reply)

^ This
You'll get quite a few breeze blocks for twenty-five quid.

And you might even be able to get trade discount if you ask those builders you've been getting on well with.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 18:00, Reply)

Tell him it's "Lego for grown-ups."

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 18:07, Reply)

He'd totally buy that!
And I mean he'd pay actual money for it too.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 18:08, Reply)

Those builders will be getting a breeze block in the face.
And, more realistically, a claim against them in the small claims court.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 18:08, Reply)