Not sorry to threadstomp.
I'm babysitting instead of doing Ebay shit tonight. I get my daughter to myself (albeit at her house), a baked potato and some beef stew. These are GOOD THINGS. But it means I now cannot go and see my GF afterwards. This is a BAD THING.

Is your evening going to be full of GOOD THINGS or BAD THINGS?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 16:38, 131 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Good thing I had an e-mail saying 'wanna go to the pub?'
Bad thing I had a second e-mail a few hours later saying 'subject to me getting enough work done'
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 16:41, Reply)

supposed to be going to the gym
for the 8th day in a row, get me. but now my demon colleague is suggesting taking me to "fire and stone" and if you've never been there..... well, their international pizza menu is ridiculously fit. so i am weighing 2 hours of pain against options like these examples:

Cairo: Mozzarella, tomato sauce, roasted red & yellow
peppers, courgettes, aubergines, balsamic roasted
red onions, crumbled goat’s cheese and pine nuts

New York: Mozzarella, tomato sauce, crispy smoked bacon,
garlic & rosemary roast potatoes, caramelized onion
jam, topped with sour cream and smoked paprika

Jakarta: Satay sauce, mozzarella, satay chicken, spinach,
aubergine and red chilli, topped with slow roasted
tomato chutney, roasted peanuts and coriander
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 16:41, Reply)

EDIT: Better!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 16:42, Reply)

Gum?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 1 Dec 2010, 16:42, Reply)

I am aware of their work.
The pizzeria on Columbia Rd near me is the finest I have been in this side of Italy, though.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 16:45, Reply)

aren't they just fucking awesome?
and the pasta/salads are just as good. well, almost. insofar as a salad can compete with a pizza.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 16:47, Reply)

www.cgrestaurants.com/cgrestaurants/vouchers/index.asp?qvoucher=2101&qsource=MSE
(PsychoChomp, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 16:46, Reply)

You're welcome

(PsychoChomp, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 16:48, Reply)

this is not helping with the whole temptation-v-gym thing
but it is v helpful in every other respect. thank you.

edit ^ was i not grateful enough? i wasn't being sarcastic (for once).
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 16:48, Reply)

You can get a free austin reed scarf
if you buy the Telegraph this saturday.
That's my dads christmas present.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 16:51, Reply)

but it does mean you will have to buy the torygraph
so is a scarf the pricetag on a principle?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 16:53, Reply)

Yep

(PsychoChomp, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 16:57, Reply)

^this
I am totally doing this.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 1 Dec 2010, 17:05, Reply)

My dad's getting a 'Dick Dale for President' t shirt
same as mine. I promised to get him one at the gig I went to but I spent all my money on drugs and drink so he never got one.

We agreed 'no presents' when he emigrated but this has softened into 'small humorous gift only'...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 17:23, Reply)

I'm off out for a drink with berk
in a few minutes. This is a good thing. I am broke this is a very BAD thing
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 16:41, Reply)

Surely if you're babysitting then you're supposed to secretly invite your GF over to the house and make sure she's out of sight before Mum gets home?
As for me, well, BAD THINGS as I'll be in the office until quite late.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 16:41, Reply)

It's ok I'll look after your girlfriend for you.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 16:42, Reply)

look after get all rapey with
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 16:46, Reply)

look after get all rapey with when did strikethroughs become the equivilent of a massive fucking sign pointing at the joke thus ruining any form of subtle humour?
(PsychoChomp, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 16:49, Reply)

Subtlety
Hahahahahahahahahahahahhahaha.

This is B3ta.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 16:53, Reply)

THIS IS B3TA
b3ta.com/search/posts?q=%22this+is+b3ta%22
(PsychoChomp, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 16:57, Reply)

Get over it Chompy

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 17:04, Reply)

Wed 1 Dec 2010, 16:46?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 16:54, Reply)

I dunno yet.
Being firmly situated within my nice warm abode without having to go out at all can only be a good thing though.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 1 Dec 2010, 16:42, Reply)

GOOD - DINNER
GOOD - Just been randomly headhunted via FB for a ticketing job, weird considering I left the industry 2 years ago.
GOOD - Hefty video game session.
GOOD - Oyster Bay Sauvignon Blanc

BAD - Cycle home first with London's finest pedestrians.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 16:44, Reply)

how many times do i have to tell you to ditch the bike?
more women will sleep with you
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 16:45, Reply)

I don't need more women
to sleep with me!
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 16:47, Reply)

gossip???
spread.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 16:49, Reply)

he and another girl from the bash on sunday were very flirtatious and making doe eyes at each other.
*shares gossip*
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 1 Dec 2010, 16:51, Reply)

That was Crow

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 16:52, Reply)

I can assure you I would never dye my hair red.

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 16:54, Reply)

Ahh, so it was RHSF or whatever the feck she's called?
Lampito's mate?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 16:56, Reply)

No, he said he didn't like the colour of my hair as it is.
But I refused to accede to such demands so quite frankly this relationship is OVER. Do you hear me, Himjim?
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 16:59, Reply)

Thanks Poppet!
Although that bears no correlation to the above statement.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 17:18, Reply)

Anytime sweetheart.
*late reply is late*
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 1 Dec 2010, 17:33, Reply)

Your advice is dubious
I haven't ridden a bicycle for I-can't-even-remember-how-many-years now and nobody seems to be queuing up to sleep with me.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 16:48, Reply)

there are other factors too

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 16:49, Reply)

Well quite, I suppose I might as well get "Being a colossal fucking bender" out of the way before everyone else leaps on the chance...

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 16:50, Reply)

*deletes half-written post*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 16:52, Reply)

well, once you've got that phase out of the way
let me know, mm-kay?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 16:54, Reply)

I imagine it will be over soon*
Clapham Common isn't nearly as profitable as it used to be.

*_{I was going to write "pack it in" but thought better of it...}
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 16:57, Reply)

I am not overly enamoured of Oyster Bay.
I like an NZ Sauv. Blanc as much (if not more) than the next man, but that one has a hint of the 'old sock' about it, I have found.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 16:52, Reply)

I've had a duff bottle before
but I think that's due to the age. Some places sell the older stuff (07 and 08) whereas the 09's and 10's are perfect!
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 17:17, Reply)

Good - I have a new place to move into
Bad - I have no way of getting things from my parents to my new place, as everyone is either busy, or scared of a little snow.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 16:44, Reply)

My day has been full of GOOD THINGS.
I went walking, took lots of photos, only fell over once, and played in the snow.
So far, the only BAD THING that has happened is my host's train has been delayed, and he's supposed to be taking me up the road later. But I'm sure it will all work out and be a GOOD THING.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 1 Dec 2010, 16:45, Reply)

'Taking me up the road'
is the most thinly disguised euphemism ever.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 1 Dec 2010, 16:46, Reply)

wasn't being euphemistic at all, he's literally driving me to my next host family because they're half an hour away and the buses are cancelled.

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 1 Dec 2010, 16:47, Reply)

That has too many strikethrough opportunities
Glad you are enjoying our weather though.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 16:48, Reply)

I'm loving it.
All the shopowners are complaining about it, but I honestly am having the best time in the world with the snow. :D
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 1 Dec 2010, 16:49, Reply)

You need to go to a country that does snow properly
Like Norway or Canada. They know thay are going to have snow and prepare for it.

Shopkeepers moan at everything anyway, ignore them.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 16:58, Reply)

I am ignoring them.
I'm enjoying what I've got at the moment. Looking foward to visiting Blousie and having a snowball fight :D
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 1 Dec 2010, 17:00, Reply)

I have heard she is a large target, but I don't believe it.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 17:17, Reply)

Thank you.
I'm pretty nippy on my feet to.
( girlinthehole, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 17:27, Reply)

What a strange mental imagine that put in my head
nips on your feet?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 17:27, Reply)

Whatever floats your boat sunshine.

( girlinthehole, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 17:31, Reply)

This doesn't float my boat.
It makes me think of verrucas.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 17:34, Reply)

Haha!

( girlinthehole, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 17:38, Reply)

Obvious, I know
road dirt track
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 16:49, Reply)

Obvious strikethrough is obvious.

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 1 Dec 2010, 16:50, Reply)

Good good good things.
The once every two months club night, Hard to Love, is on tonight. It's the best thing in Newcastle by a mile. My dearest mother has transferred money to my mate to give to me so I can 'buy food' (spend it on booze and horse tranquillizer this evening), I met Sportscow this afternoon who is a fine upstanding gentleman and because today is the first time I've had a few beers for about two months, I'm currently rather merry.
I am very much looking forward to the rest of the day and night.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 16:49, Reply)

well I won't know until it's here
likely going to my mums for turkey pot pie GOOD
it may be raining BAD
prospects of another amazing night of sleep GOOD
only one good pillow BAD
it's all give and take here at K Towers
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 16:56, Reply)

BAD THINGS
For I am more twisted than Ed Gein being bummed by Albert Fish.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 16:56, Reply)

AWWW MOI BAYBI ! "Guuuuurl fwieend"
You best be snorting coke of her tits and injecting smack into her bumhole with a turkey baster.... or I'm losing _all_ respect for _both_ of you.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 17:05, Reply)

Don't you worry. I am doing all those things and a great many more.
Every.
Single.
Day.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 17:07, Reply)

If they don't call [area where she lives] "The Queen's cross to King's Cross" inside a year, then she's not been putting the brass to work enough.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 17:34, Reply)

Bad thing - I have a headache
Good thing - I am preparing for my epic xmas shopping weekend in York
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 1 Dec 2010, 17:07, Reply)

York.
Great for shopping, bad for living.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 17:08, Reply)

I love York
Best place in the country for pubs bar none. On the flip side it's absolutely terrible for clubs.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 17:15, Reply)

well, I'm going with the old woman and her bezzie
so there won't be much pubbing and very little clubbing.

But they do know how to shop, so a good time should be had by all.

Assuming they can make it - they both have to get to Edinburgh to catch the train first, and I think Scotland is up to its collective tits in snow at the moment. We have literally none, and I feel very left out.

I want snow, dammit!
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 1 Dec 2010, 17:18, Reply)

The Edinburgh train to Kings X (that stops at Newcastle then York) is currently delayed by 300 minutes according to my mate who as we speak is coming from York to Newcastle.
Good luck to them coming down!
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 17:22, Reply)

Great for Viking artifacts, bad for accents.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 17:16, Reply)

what's wrong with their accents?

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 1 Dec 2010, 17:17, Reply)

The same as what's wrong with anyone north of Watford's accent, at a guess.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 17:21, Reply)

gie'oer
it's a cracking accent. Not as bad as Barnsley, where a good half of my family is from.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 1 Dec 2010, 17:19, Reply)

'cracking' if you like the dismal drone of the 'Tetley Tea Folk', I suppose.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 17:26, Reply)

Brian Glover
who used to be the Tetley Tea Folk Gaffer, used to teach my auntie in Barnsley.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 1 Dec 2010, 17:28, Reply)

He looked mentally deficient.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 17:29, Reply)

Saxon are from Barnsley, aren't they?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 17:30, Reply)

I thought Saxon were from Sheffield?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 17:31, Reply)

You are wrong, young Jeffles.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saxon_(band)

Not that I can get the fucking link to work

/old person
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 17:32, Reply)

Saxon?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 17:40, Reply)

Thanks 'Technical Support'
I did check everything was plugged in and switched the internet on and off again before I logged a support ticket.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 17:45, Reply)

I just remembered them playing in Sheffield after that
Reality TV show they did with Harvey Goldsmith, I think that's why I thought they were from Sheffield.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 17:44, Reply)

Oh! On the Good things list,
I went shopping today. I LOVE shopping. I got nice pretty things. Within my budget. I feel budget smart and hawt now.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 1 Dec 2010, 17:15, Reply)

Good thing - the drive home was a breeze. Toddled home at 25 mph all the way and the roads were empty.
Bad thing - I have a headache.
( girlinthehole, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 17:23, Reply)

*there there*
Why do you think you have a headache?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 17:30, Reply)

Because my head hurts.

( girlinthehole, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 17:32, Reply)

I mean what do you think caused it.
Silly.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 17:32, Reply)

I parked the car at home and went for a stomp through the snow to the doctors and back.
It might be the cold and excercise wot did it.
( girlinthehole, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 17:34, Reply)

So you went to the doctors and came out with a headache?
Your doc sounds rubbish.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 17:35, Reply)

I only went for a prescription.
And I don't have a hat.
( girlinthehole, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 17:38, Reply)

You need a hat in this weather Blousie otherwise you will get a headache.
(Which you now know).
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 17:40, Reply)

As a non doctor I can give you the reason.
In the cold, your body gets rid of fluid, as it only has to keep it warm if it keeps it on board. You de-hydrate, similar to getting drunk, and this is a common reason for headaches.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 17:51, Reply)

As a 'non doctor'
you are a manufacturer of marital aids from the 1980s
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 17:53, Reply)

Mais oui.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 17:57, Reply)

Hmm
As a Non-Doctor, have have ever tried to fix a squaddies hand?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 17:58, Reply)

Jeff, I ain't no imposter.
Except as a human being.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 19:08, Reply)

I have a big head.
It's hard to find a hat that fits.
( girlinthehole, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 17:55, Reply)

Get a tricorn hat.
They're fucking cool.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 18:01, Reply)

Are they especially made for large heads then?

( girlinthehole, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 18:03, Reply)

Is it normal to get an earache in the cold if you forget to wear your hat???
I've found that so far, every time I've gone out without a hat here, I've gotten an earache. :(
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 1 Dec 2010, 17:35, Reply)

Not unheard of.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 17:37, Reply)

EH?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 1 Dec 2010, 17:40, Reply)

oh okay, that's okay then.
I was worried I was some sort of freak.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 1 Dec 2010, 17:40, Reply)

It could be AIDS though.
The only way to be really safe is to cut an ear off.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 17:43, Reply)

You'll also find if you follow the advice offered my Monty that you'll become a dead good painter too.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 17:45, Reply)

good painter too person quicker than you can say 'Jack Robinson'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 17:47, Reply)

so I'm not my own person already?

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 1 Dec 2010, 17:49, Reply)

Sorry, I meant a dead person.
I'm not sure where this will make you feel better or worse, mind you...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 17:52, Reply)

I don't feel better, that's for sure.

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 1 Dec 2010, 17:54, Reply)

Best cut that ear off quick-smart then.
Y'know, before the AIDS spreads to the other one.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 18:02, Reply)

oh man you've just gone pro on the Dad-jokes haven't you?

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 1 Dec 2010, 18:04, Reply)

ahh okay, so do a Van Gogh? alrightyroo then.

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 1 Dec 2010, 17:46, Reply)

Hmm,
Good: Getting the housework done, did the big shop (saw some woman creating like a motherfucker - Aces!), now have Old Speckled Hen and numerous cheeses.

Bad: The weather bollocksing up my weekly film night & kebabs with the lads ... Now will my local grease peddler deliver?
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 17:30, Reply)

Mostly good
I've got a couple of bottles of JD in the boot of my car and I'm going to cook lasange while drinking some of it.

Bad - this will not happen if I get stuck in this university library because my bearded gimp of a flatmate (who is reading this as I type) had to take some books out.
( Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 17:32, Reply)

BAD THING: writing interview prep stuff
GOOD (and scary) THING: Guy I've been e-mailing wants to talk on skype
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 17:51, Reply)

Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Not jealous at all!
( girlinthehole, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 17:56, Reply)

w00t!
meeting him on the weekend. Now I just have to find a place/thing to do
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 18:40, Reply)

Hmmm.
GOOD THING: no more building dust in the house.
BAD THING: builders commence work at an ungodly 7.30am and this morning was Drilling and Hammering Morning.

GOOD THING: I'm getting married in 10 days.
BAD THING: worried guests won't make it due to the cold weather.

GOOD THING: finished all the Christmas shopping this morning.
BAD THING: except for Catface's present. I've a 25 quid limit and nothing concrete in mind.

BAD THING: I'm in a shitty mood.
GOOD THING: I'm going to have a bath, maybe a whiskey mac, and possibly a pizza.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 17:51, Reply)

Get him some concrete.

( girlinthehole, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 17:57, Reply)

^ This
You'll get quite a few breeze blocks for twenty-five quid.

And you might even be able to get trade discount if you ask those builders you've been getting on well with.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 18:00, Reply)

Tell him it's "Lego for grown-ups."

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 18:07, Reply)

He'd totally buy that!
And I mean he'd pay actual money for it too.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 18:08, Reply)

Those builders will be getting a breeze block in the face.
And, more realistically, a claim against them in the small claims court.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 18:08, Reply)

Good things
I have made chicken in a cider, sage and dijon mustard sauce which will be served with hasselback potatoes and some green stuff.It smells delicious.
BUT I haven't done any more wallpapering today as I did not sleep too well,had to take an anti-emetic which knocked me out for a few hours, got up late and spent hours playing in the snow with my dog.So The BF will no doubt be telling me that I am a lunch out..........
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 17:53, Reply)

The chicken sounds good PD.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 18:01, Reply)

It is
but I forgot the leeks! Shall I save you a bit? I could gaz some across to you.....
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 18:03, Reply)

Please do.
It has cider in it.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 18:05, Reply)

ah
but alcohol evaporates during cooking...........
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 18:25, Reply)

That doesn't matter to him.
You said the magic word..........cider.
( girlinthehole, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 18:27, Reply)

It is a wonderful word.
'Zyder I up landlord!'
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 18:30, Reply)