Build a snowman together
then build a snow-woman next to it. Then give them twig arms that touch like they're holding hands. At this point you can both giggle and act all coy. Then take the snowman's carrot nose and relocate it on the snowman's groin area at a jaunty tumescent angle aaaaand cue Roger Moore eyebrows.

*explicit scene*
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 19:03, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

You've done that before haven't you?

( girlinthehole, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 19:04, Reply)

never fails

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 19:07, Reply)

gaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyy

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 19:13, Reply)

Aw! I think it's cool.
Hahah! see what I did there?

Cool.....snow....eh!
( girlinthehole, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 19:16, Reply)

cool?
ice cold!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 19:17, Reply)

pearls before swine

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 19:18, Reply)

Oh wow, your new.
I just checked your profile to see if you were actually wormulus. My bad oops.

How did you find B3ta?
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 19:20, Reply)

I asked a friend to recommend a website for killing a few hours
that was over two years ago.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 19:23, Reply)

killing a few hours wasting my life away on.
( girlinthehole, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 19:24, Reply)

it's not that bad
we could be watching x-factor.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 19:26, Reply)

Welcome unto the fold, Zoz, but don't expect to escape
Soon you'll be leaving the office wondering where the whole damn day went, before the frightening realisation that you spent most of it alternately typing shit and pressing F5...
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 19:27, Reply)

hahaha!
It's a testiment to my strength of willpower that I get anything done each day.
( girlinthehole, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 19:28, Reply)

Seriously, I'm still in the office because I know I've got work to do.
And I just can't focus. Now I'm wondering whether I should admit defeat and head home before another half-hour wafts by in a sea of black-on-grey messages.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 19:30, Reply)

I try and get everything done in the morning and then I don't have to worry.
It's usually quieter here then also.
( girlinthehole, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 19:31, Reply)

Perhaps this is the way to do it.
Because I know each morning it's too easy to pop on here to check for any excitement or even the occasional gaz, and then I just get drawn into a conversation.

That settles it: if I post anything tomorrow before 1pm then tell me to fuck off and do some bloody work!
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 19:34, Reply)

Will do mate.

( girlinthehole, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 19:35, Reply)

Much obliged.
Right, time I fucked off home before the dark cold walk gets any darker or colder. Enjoy your respective evenings.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 19:37, Reply)

Bye!!

( girlinthehole, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 19:38, Reply)

pretty glad I don't have this at work
but it really distracts me from all the work I have to do at home
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 19:34, Reply)

I once spent 3hours reading old QTOWs

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 19:29, Reply)

You and me both old chap.
Some days it seems so preferable to doing anything constructive that you just lapse into a hypnotic trance and keep scrolling.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 19:31, Reply)

Lets face it.....if we were happy and in relationships then we'd be off doing other things and working hard.
This is a great place to be miserable in.
( girlinthehole, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 19:33, Reply)

It is that.
(And wasn't I just the most miserable cunt on Monday?) Question is whether I'd find this cosy little corner of internet quite so alluring if I had a girlfriend or a job I liked. But who cares? It's comfortable in here!
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 19:36, Reply)

Of course I was doing so at a machine dedicated to running a expensive bit of kit.
so it was their own stupid fault for keeping it connected to the internet
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 19:36, Reply)

cheers Crow
I think I passed that point a few months ago.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 19:32, Reply)

This seems to be a cry for help

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 19:44, Reply)