totally thread stomping
but the damn thing was dead anyway

So, I have to draw attention to one fact. I'm meeting some dude off of the internet on the weekend, so

1. Is that enough time to sharpen my murdering axe?
2. Where the hell do I take him?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 18:49, 88 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Pros don't need an axe
Up the wrong'un.

Bosh, sorted.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 18:53, Reply)

Case closed

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 18:54, Reply)

glad that's cleared up
knew I could rely on you guys
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 18:57, Reply)

YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
www.youtube.com/watch?v=mznsEcZlM2I
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 18:59, Reply)

For future reference
yeahbutton.com/
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 19:03, Reply)

I love that : )

( girlinthehole, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 19:06, Reply)

Depends who it is really...?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 18:57, Reply)

someone who I suspect is classier than me
but that doesn't mean much
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 18:58, Reply)

Its all down to who it is really, and where they'd be most comfortable
Crow: Bar with 100 different real ales
Monty: Drug den
Chompy: Bushes outside the local primary

Etc
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 19:01, Reply)

Aggy, you've made the flawed assumption there
that I'm classier than Crunchy.

(But at least you understand how I think)
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 19:02, Reply)

You were an example my boy, don't get too carried away
Aggy? Christ, not been called that since Lampito stopped talking to me!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 19:05, Reply)

Sorry I can go back to calling you AA
I just find 'Aggy' rolls off the tongue better. (Though thinking about it, it does sound more like a girl's name)
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 19:07, Reply)

I think that's why it appeared in the first place...

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 19:09, Reply)

Girl's name or easier to say?
Either, I can understand.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 19:12, Reply)

Easier to say I think

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 19:13, Reply)

I suppose the other obvious abbreviation is 'Anti,' but then people might think we're related...

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 19:15, Reply)

True. As i say though, blame Lampers!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 19:19, Reply)

Where is lampers anyway?
I miss her.
( girlinthehole, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 19:22, Reply)

Not a clue I'm afraid!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 19:25, Reply)

Crow: Bar
Or Crowbar?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 19:02, Reply)

Jeff : Battersea dog's home.

( girlinthehole, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 19:04, Reply)

Battersea Any
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 19:10, Reply)

Oh, come now Jeff, at least go for a classy establishment
Battersea is the Mayfair to all the other Razzles and Escorts among dog's homes.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 19:11, Reply)

Nice grott-mag referencings.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 19:16, Reply)

IF date = chompy THEN
Bins out the back of MK Central station should do it
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 18:59, Reply)

Take him to heaven and back.

( girlinthehole, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 18:58, Reply)

And then stab him with a pair of concealed hair pins
Before getting your ass whooped by Jet Li.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 1 Dec 2010, 18:59, Reply)

take him behind the bleachers

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 18:58, Reply)

the laundrette?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 18:59, Reply)

We dont have bleachers in the UK

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 19:00, Reply)

1/ Probably, if you put your back into it.
2/ Heaven and back.

Alt for 2. Should he not be taking you out?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 19:01, Reply)

It's 2010 old man.
We can take guys out now.
( girlinthehole, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 19:01, Reply)

I know Blousies
But surely the first date is down to the bloke?

Stands to reason.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 19:04, Reply)

Not really.
I wouldn't ask a guy out on a first date and then expect him to pay.
( girlinthehole, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 19:08, Reply)

Maybe.
But either way, as the bloke I'd still want to pay, even if the date was a disaster.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 19:11, Reply)

Bless your chivalrous little cotton socks : )

( girlinthehole, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 19:15, Reply)

I'm all class me Blousie. All class.
(Plus dogs tend to not carry and cash).
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 19:16, Reply)

well
he asked if I wanted to meet up. Then I asked my city or his -- he said he'd come to mine , so now I need to think of somewhere good here
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 19:12, Reply)

Ooh, who is it?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 19:14, Reply)

FFS, it's not going to be anyone you know.

( girlinthehole, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 19:16, Reply)

It's worth a try!
Haha
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 19:17, Reply)

Somewhere public
for a coffee. If he's worth spending more time on, then you can go to a pub / meal / whatever. If instincts tell you he's dodgy, move on quickly...
(TheImmortalJenkins, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 19:01, Reply)

Or if you struggle to get away,
wait until he asks what you're doing next. Then whip out a bright red blazer and hat and start looking at a clipboard, saying,
"Well, we've had an ace time with coffee. Next on our itinerary is DINNER. We've got about an hour for that before we're due in the pub, and then if anyone's got any energy left after that then we can see about organising some SEX."
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 19:06, Reply)

How are you single? You've got me harder than Leslie Nielsen's corpse.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 19:16, Reply)

I don't know, but I'm inclined to blame you...

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 19:17, Reply)

OCD sex but sex nonetheless

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 19:17, Reply)

I was going to say,
"Well, that would put most people off," but then I remembered this bloke is from The Internet, and therefore liable to be like one of us...
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 19:20, Reply)

Can you imagine going out with a non internet person?
horrible
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 19:22, Reply)

I'd like a crack at it.

( girlinthehole, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 19:22, Reply)

i was thinking, like
a museum or art gallery or something
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 19:26, Reply)

Build a snowman together
then build a snow-woman next to it. Then give them twig arms that touch like they're holding hands. At this point you can both giggle and act all coy. Then take the snowman's carrot nose and relocate it on the snowman's groin area at a jaunty tumescent angle aaaaand cue Roger Moore eyebrows.

*explicit scene*
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 19:03, Reply)

You've done that before haven't you?

( girlinthehole, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 19:04, Reply)

never fails

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 19:07, Reply)

gaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyy

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 19:13, Reply)

Aw! I think it's cool.
Hahah! see what I did there?

Cool.....snow....eh!
( girlinthehole, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 19:16, Reply)

cool?
ice cold!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 19:17, Reply)

pearls before swine

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 19:18, Reply)

Oh wow, your new.
I just checked your profile to see if you were actually wormulus. My bad oops.

How did you find B3ta?
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 19:20, Reply)

I asked a friend to recommend a website for killing a few hours
that was over two years ago.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 19:23, Reply)

killing a few hours wasting my life away on.
( girlinthehole, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 19:24, Reply)

it's not that bad
we could be watching x-factor.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 19:26, Reply)

Welcome unto the fold, Zoz, but don't expect to escape
Soon you'll be leaving the office wondering where the whole damn day went, before the frightening realisation that you spent most of it alternately typing shit and pressing F5...
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 19:27, Reply)

hahaha!
It's a testiment to my strength of willpower that I get anything done each day.
( girlinthehole, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 19:28, Reply)

Seriously, I'm still in the office because I know I've got work to do.
And I just can't focus. Now I'm wondering whether I should admit defeat and head home before another half-hour wafts by in a sea of black-on-grey messages.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 19:30, Reply)

I try and get everything done in the morning and then I don't have to worry.
It's usually quieter here then also.
( girlinthehole, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 19:31, Reply)

Perhaps this is the way to do it.
Because I know each morning it's too easy to pop on here to check for any excitement or even the occasional gaz, and then I just get drawn into a conversation.

That settles it: if I post anything tomorrow before 1pm then tell me to fuck off and do some bloody work!
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 19:34, Reply)

Will do mate.

( girlinthehole, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 19:35, Reply)

Much obliged.
Right, time I fucked off home before the dark cold walk gets any darker or colder. Enjoy your respective evenings.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 19:37, Reply)

Bye!!

( girlinthehole, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 19:38, Reply)

pretty glad I don't have this at work
but it really distracts me from all the work I have to do at home
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 19:34, Reply)

I once spent 3hours reading old QTOWs

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 19:29, Reply)

You and me both old chap.
Some days it seems so preferable to doing anything constructive that you just lapse into a hypnotic trance and keep scrolling.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 19:31, Reply)

Lets face it.....if we were happy and in relationships then we'd be off doing other things and working hard.
This is a great place to be miserable in.
( girlinthehole, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 19:33, Reply)

It is that.
(And wasn't I just the most miserable cunt on Monday?) Question is whether I'd find this cosy little corner of internet quite so alluring if I had a girlfriend or a job I liked. But who cares? It's comfortable in here!
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 19:36, Reply)

Of course I was doing so at a machine dedicated to running a expensive bit of kit.
so it was their own stupid fault for keeping it connected to the internet
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 19:36, Reply)

cheers Crow
I think I passed that point a few months ago.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 19:32, Reply)

This seems to be a cry for help

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 19:44, Reply)

1. Yes or knuckle dusters
2. The police station
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 19:32, Reply)