Or if you struggle to get away,
wait until he asks what you're doing next. Then whip out a bright red blazer and hat and start looking at a clipboard, saying,
"Well, we've had an ace time with coffee. Next on our itinerary is DINNER. We've got about an hour for that before we're due in the pub, and then if anyone's got any energy left after that then we can see about organising some SEX."
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 19:06, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

How are you single? You've got me harder than Leslie Nielsen's corpse.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 19:16, Reply)

I don't know, but I'm inclined to blame you...

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 19:17, Reply)

OCD sex but sex nonetheless

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 19:17, Reply)

I was going to say,
"Well, that would put most people off," but then I remembered this bloke is from The Internet, and therefore liable to be like one of us...
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 19:20, Reply)

Can you imagine going out with a non internet person?
horrible
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 19:22, Reply)

I'd like a crack at it.

( girlinthehole, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 19:22, Reply)