I am astounded that anyone would pass up the chance
to get up close and personal with your boobies.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 13:51, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

^^this

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 13:52, Reply)

This also astounds me.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 13:55, Reply)

My boobs are rubbish
are you thinking of someone else? Or rather, someone elses boobs?
(berk, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 13:56, Reply)

Nope, nearly all boobs are good
Just not my exes. Fuck, those things both looked like a fried egg on a nail.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 14:00, Reply)

She only had one?
YOU USED TO GO OUT WITH KYLIE MINOGUE????
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 14:02, Reply)

Better?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 14:06, Reply)

Do you all remember my mate Ted who I've never mentioned before?
Well, his first ever job as a seventeen year old was at a company that made all manner of surgical supplies. He excitedly told us that he might have to measure up women for false breasts and was surprised when we suggested that it wouldn't be an entirely erotic experience.
(Cave Duck, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 14:11, Reply)

That photo of you from your 22nd begs to differ

(Bazongaloid, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 14:07, Reply)

That's actually a little creepy
but I was looking unusually tit-tastic in that photo. I can assure you that this is in fact not the case, especially since I'm a lot thinner now.
(berk, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 14:10, Reply)