on a train
The old man who has parked his saggy liverspotted arse on the table next to mine is honking and breathing like an obscene telephone caller. It has been 15 mins since he clambered on. This is not being out of breath due to running for train. This is the next hour of my life.

Meanwhile the sloane behind me is rahrahrahing into her phone about someone with the same name as me so i keep jumping. I know it's snowing now shut up.

Both must die.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 15:32, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Rachelswipe in "angered by someone going rahrahrah irony shocker!"

(Bazongaloid, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 15:36, Reply)

if it's not me
It's not ok.

But i have just discovered cadbury's "make a wish" chocolate stars.... O.m.g. Chocolate star filled with aero-esque stuff.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 15:41, Reply)

Every time you eat one a terminally ill flid goes to Disneyland.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 15:47, Reply)

Awww, they're my favourite type of flid.

(Cave Duck, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 15:50, Reply)

fuck the flids
The chocolate is delicious!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 15:55, Reply)

Oh I have, Rachel.
That's why they're now terminally ill.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 15:57, Reply)

The ancient egyptians used a special hook device
to remove the brains of their dead pharaohs - Monty just uses his penis.
(berk, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 15:59, Reply)

That's far more creative
than the 'I've given them AIDS' gag I actually meant.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 16:02, Reply)