Asking me things I like is really difficult because I'm a miserable cunt.
Can you ask me about things I hate instead?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 21:37, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

there must be a dance you like!
I like the tango Richard Gere and Jennifer Lopez did in 'Shall We Dance'
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 21:39, Reply)

I like a dance as much as the next man
But I stuggle to thing of a dance on screen that I've found memorable.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 21:44, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDlxyot_964
( girlinthehole, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 21:49, Reply)

I can't see any cider in that clip Blousie. They've got Strongbow.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6upMw9eZyOQ

www.youtube.com/watch?v=thWU0gw3mpk&feature=channel
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 21:59, Reply)

I hope to God you really do speak like that or else I will be really disappointed.

( girlinthehole, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 22:03, Reply)

Ow biss Blousie my babber!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 22:04, Reply)

: D

( girlinthehole, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 22:12, Reply)

That accent really isn't unusual round these parts.
I'm sure berk can confirm (I'm sure she said she lived round this way for a bit).
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 22:14, Reply)

Horrible accent speak properly oik

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 23:30, Reply)

Woss'at mate?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 23:31, Reply)

Oh, I don't know
cider, lager, curry, fish and chips, some form of music I'm guessing (but not films)...
(berk, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 21:39, Reply)

Is that a question berk?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 21:43, Reply)

I bet Zombies and snow are in your top ten.

( girlinthehole, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 21:45, Reply)

Don't forget Christmas.
I hate Christmas as well.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 21:47, Reply)

Why so grumpy and embittered Jeff?

(berk, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 21:49, Reply)

It's a gift berk
And you think YOU are unhappy.

Tsk! I can piss on chips from a great distance.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 22:00, Reply)

I'm not particularly unhappy
just lonely and grumpy about it. Seriously though, why be like that?
and yes I know you can piss on chips - you put VINEGAR on them you sick freak
(berk, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 22:06, Reply)

You've been out twice this week!
What are you complaining about?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 22:10, Reply)

Nothing right now!
Going out twice in one week - and I'm out this weekend too - is pretty good for me. But that's the sad fact of it though, is that I do go out so seldom that going out once or twice a week has genuine novelty value.
(berk, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 22:13, Reply)

Any news on your PhD applications?
That might cause a lifestyle change.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 22:15, Reply)

I have an interview at Oxford
a week on Monday/Tuesday. To say that I am shitting myself really does not do the fear I am feeling justice.
(berk, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 22:20, Reply)

Add, at the end of the interview that JeffTheDogFucker says
'Oi! Cunts, give berk the chance to study here'

It'll be in the bag. *nods!*

Seriously though, what format does the interview take?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 22:24, Reply)

Interview with a panel of five
give a 5-10 minute presentation on the work I've been doing and then discuss a recent journal. It's a lot of hard work and I seriously am quite apprehensive.
(berk, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 22:27, Reply)

If I have ANY idea WHATSOEVER as to what you'd be talking about
I'd say, 'send me the slides, and talk me thought the presentation on the phone' - but I haven't.

Sadly.

Who can you go through your presentation with?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 22:35, Reply)

Ah yes! I forgot.

( girlinthehole, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 21:50, Reply)

If you cared about me, you wouldn't forget.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 22:00, Reply)

I'm old.
I forget a lot of things.
( girlinthehole, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 22:04, Reply)

quick! jeff I need a good pun
to respond to an email my dad sent me about kangaroo curry.

(I think he is genuinely going to make this over christmas)
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 22:00, Reply)

I hope you can keep it down.
Sport.

EDIT: Sorry, you said 'good' I shall think.

EDIT EDIT: Find out if it is a Kangaroo Vindaloo. Cos that rhymes.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 22:01, Reply)

I've gone with a hopping mad joke
and a marSOUPial for good measure
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 22:05, Reply)

I don't know why I bother
(Really, I don't, both of mine were shit).
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 22:16, Reply)

damn, sent it now
but if he does make it, I can use all these jokes over christmas, like a human christmas cracker
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 22:19, Reply)

If you don't finish your Kangaroo Vindaloo
Rather than asking for a doggie-bag, request a pouch to take it away in.

EDIT: And if the food is shit, call your old man a 'Joey'.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 22:22, Reply)