If I was a Zombie, for my lunch I would have:
Starter: Brain terrine spread on Melba toast
Main: Brains, liver and intestine pie, with a blood gravy
Pudding: A trio of brain ice cream, kidney cake and a tongue biscuit with a dried skin shard

In real life: today there is a jacket potato with beef chili with my name written all over it.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 12:29, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Why would you write on it?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 12:30, Reply)

You wrote your name in chilli?
That's quite impressive
(Bazongaloid, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 12:30, Reply)

He means they formed the chili into the shape of a poo

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 12:33, Reply)

Oh,
LOL
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 12:33, Reply)

No Brains Faggots?
For shame.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 12:46, Reply)