*blubs into plate of black pudding*
I-I-I didn't meeeeean it....
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 15:04, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

it's too late now, monty
you only get one chance with me before i decide you must be a dick and CUT YOU RIGHT OFF, you know.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 15:07, Reply)

John Wayne Bobbit-style?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 15:12, Reply)

no i couldn't do that to you
for a start your gf would come and slaughter me
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 15:17, Reply)

She'd do it with fantastic style though :)

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 15:21, Reply)

i am sure she would
but i still don't fancy it. my knife and monty's nether parts will remain separate.

unless he does it again.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 15:23, Reply)

Or she'd thank swipey for seperating the wheat from the chaff

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 15:24, Reply)

I heard a rumour, and it could be wrong here, I _might_ have just made it up.
But Monty was on the phone to her and they broke the world record for a game of "No, _you_ hang up". They managed to last until Monty's mobile phone ran out of battery. And it was plugged into the wall at the time.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 15:29, Reply)

I had a handset upgrade fourteen hours into the conversation.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 15:36, Reply)

YES ! YES ! YES !
Let's make him totally jelous.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 15:26, Reply)

what do you suggest?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 15:52, Reply)