I could do
but I have residual 'I'm not working and I should be' guilt, so I probably wouldn't enjoy it. Besides, it's far too cold to get out of bed!
(berk, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 22:23, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

You're posting on here from bed?
That's as bad as eating biscuits in bed.

You disgust me.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 22:33, Reply)

bgb is not here to defend her dog
you sick excuse for a human being
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 22:36, Reply)

What has Blousie got to do with this?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 22:37, Reply)

"eating biscuits"
tenuous i guess
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 22:40, Reply)

That's a horrible thing to say about Blousie.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 22:44, Reply)

i was implying that you
would perform oral sex on her dog.

/ac
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 22:47, Reply)

That was very tenuous.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 23:00, Reply)

tenuous arousing
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 23:09, Reply)

Sssh
I'm chewing on a Bonio and thinking about Poodles.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 23:11, Reply)

Fuck off
it's reet cold. If I want to post from bed - which is the warmest place in my flat - then I shall.
(berk, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 22:37, Reply)

Steady now.
Have you got the blanket on, or a hot-water bottle?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 22:38, Reply)

I have:
socks, shorts, pyjama bottoms, 2 tshirts, a hoodie, a duvet and two blankets. I am still cold - even though my little heater thingie is on and it's right next to my bed.
(berk, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 22:41, Reply)

That's impressive
I'm just in bed because I'm lazy and tired.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 22:43, Reply)

Any reply from HB today?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 22:45, Reply)

Oh, he replied yesterday in the end
he was ill and did not want to come out to play. When I texted him gently teasing him for being plague ridden I didn't get a second reply. *shrugs*
(berk, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 22:47, Reply)

He sounds properly ill.
He might have the JeffAIDS.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 22:49, Reply)

Mild chest infection apparently
so not very ill. Probably just didn't want to see me :(
(berk, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 22:58, Reply)

He might be very sensitive.
You do realise just HOW ILL men can get?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 23:02, Reply)

He might be a gurt big bloody pansy
chest infection indeed.
(berk, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 23:08, Reply)

Maybe he just wants to be at his very best for you?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 23:12, Reply)

*derisive snort*
I don't think so.
(berk, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 23:15, Reply)

berk, I'm trying to make you feel better.
You need to accept this.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 23:28, Reply)

Haha!
Sadly I'm too much of a cynic to be placated..
(berk, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 23:30, Reply)

That is my job.
I hate everything, remember?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 23:30, Reply)

But why though?

(berk, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 23:37, Reply)

That is quite a look.
When you take a fella home, does the romance of undressing you take until morning?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 22:58, Reply)

Wouldn't know
I haven't brought a bloke home for ages. When I was still with the ex it was a case of strip off quick and snuggle up - he's always insanely warm, so good fun to put cold hands and feet on...
(berk, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 23:00, Reply)

Would having a bath before bed not be quite warming?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 23:03, Reply)

I don't have a bath
and it doesn't really work with showers - you just get out and are now damp and freezing as opposed to just freezing.
(berk, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 23:06, Reply)

That's a shame.
Would getting a man be cheaper than moving to a new flat?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 23:07, Reply)

Probably
I had a man and could afford him - I know for sure I can't afford a nicer flat.
(berk, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 23:09, Reply)

What you need is a man with a nice flat.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 23:14, Reply)

HB has a nice house...

(berk, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 23:15, Reply)

But it might be a bit damp
Thus his ropey chest.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 23:18, Reply)

I doubt it
that boy has far more much money than is good for him.
(berk, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 23:20, Reply)

But if you get the Oxford gig
You'll be out on the pull with Amberl every night.

And meeting people called Giles and Tarquin.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 23:27, Reply)

She'll have finished
by the time I start there :(
(berk, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 23:34, Reply)

That's the attitude!
BY THE TIME YOU START.

Positive.

I like.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 23:38, Reply)