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Why don't you call me I feel like flying too.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 20:10, 292 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I don't have your number.

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girlinthehole, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 20:14, Reply)

You don't need it.
We communicate via the medium of wicky wicky.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 20:15, Reply)

that's wicked sick that is

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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 20:16, Reply)

Hahaha!

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girlinthehole, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 20:16, Reply)

i called but i was too high up for you to hear

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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 20:15, Reply)

I don't have any red bull

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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 20:16, Reply)

need some opinions
i just made this
Up2.it/ali/necklace1.jpg
to go with a thing I made before
up2.it/ali/bangle1.jpg

Not sure if it works or not
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 20:25, Reply)

I quite like them
the necklace more so than the bangle
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 20:29, Reply)

really?
it was the necklace I wasn't sure about
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 20:30, Reply)

Amberl has pissed on your chips.

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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 20:31, Reply)

I really like the wire :)
and the colours work well. If that's you wearing it, you have lovely skin
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 20:32, Reply)

I've never watched it, but people on here rave about it.

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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 20:33, Reply)

you're on a roll tonight
you should definitely watch it, want to borrow the DVDs?
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 20:34, Reply)

Nah.
For the following reasons.

1/ I'll never get round to watching it.
2/ I'll never get round to watching it.
3/ I'll never get round to posting the DVDs back to you.
3a/ Not that I'd have got round to watching them anyway.

Thanks for the offer though.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 20:37, Reply)

you've been brushing up after the
kangaroo curry debarcle
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 20:37, Reply)

There was nothing wrong with my kangaroo puns.

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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 20:38, Reply)

they were weak, old man

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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 20:38, Reply)

This makes me sad.
Get your dad to cook something punnier.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 20:42, Reply)

he did have crocodile meat once
and wrapped it in choux pastry for maximum punnage
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 20:49, Reply)

That would be Jimmy Nail's favourite meal.

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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 20:54, Reply)

it's just crocheted wire
which I got a reel of from maplin. I'm classy, me.

I like my skin, it keeps my insides in
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 20:34, Reply)

Are you planning on making an
electric blanket from your crocheted wire?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 20:46, Reply)

perhaps
i expect it will be shockingly good
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 20:48, Reply)

Positive?
Or you do you need to be brought back down to earth?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 20:53, Reply)

I'm trying to conduct myself in a reasonable fashion

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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 20:57, Reply)

that was a lightening quick response
but the thrill doesn't seem to have gone to your head- you remain a very grounded person
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 20:59, Reply)

you sound shocked

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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 21:00, Reply)

Watt?

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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 21:00, Reply)

OHMG!

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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 21:01, Reply)

that was a volt-e face

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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 21:01, Reply)

I gave AMPle
warning
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 21:03, Reply)

well it wasn't a current one

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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 21:06, Reply)

And then what? You'll socket to me?

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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 21:07, Reply)

man
I just can't generate any more puns
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 21:20, Reply)

You're not elect-wrong there.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 21:22, Reply)

In my opinion.
You've got a really hairy arm.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 20:29, Reply)

i really have

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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 20:30, Reply)

If you get the necklace caught when you're putting it on.
Will you end up with a chip on your shoulder?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 20:30, Reply)

YAY!

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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 20:31, Reply)

Ooh I like both of those
the colour coordination's nice
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 20:32, Reply)

cheers
I might even wear them tomorrow
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 20:35, Reply)

Tell the internet about it on Monday
Or Saturday, or whenever.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 20:38, Reply)

haha
of course I shall. I'll have to see if I can sort my phone out so i can post LIVE from the coffee shop
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 20:39, Reply)

"Omg he ordered latte what a poof"
"He's eating a croissant and I don't know if I can tell him he has a crumb stuck between his teeth"
"He uses lo-cal sweetener. What. The. Fuck"
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 20:44, Reply)

hahahah

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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 20:47, Reply)

This south Wales, don't forget that.
It'll be a case of

"He is slurping the tea he spilt walking to the table stright from the saucer, CLASS! He's a keeper"
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 20:53, Reply)

I've been reading urban legends
I'm alone in the house and I'm scared and I want to do something tonight but no one is around :(
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 20:31, Reply)

want tickets for great seats for Squeezed at the Phil?

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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 20:32, Reply)

She wants the best, Amberl.
The best seats in the house, bar none.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 3 Dec 2010, 20:34, Reply)

she's so demanding that girl
sorry to hear you can't get to the bash
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 20:35, Reply)

Me too.
I was so looking forward to it as well. Next time.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 3 Dec 2010, 20:37, Reply)

I've missed a lot recently
No idea what that is.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 20:36, Reply)

You need to go back to Roota's thread from a couple of days ago.

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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 3 Dec 2010, 20:39, Reply)

ef-fort

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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 20:39, Reply)

You youngsters are so fucking lazy.
Expecting people to do everything for you *tchoh*
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 3 Dec 2010, 20:40, Reply)

-hisses-
Glad your heating is sorted out, but sorry to hear it broke. Hope all is well.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 20:42, Reply)

Aye, not bad ta.
Heating about sorted, the radiators just need constantly bleeding until the air lock is completely gone.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 3 Dec 2010, 20:48, Reply)

Why don't YOU call ME, I feel like flying in two?

(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Fri 3 Dec 2010, 20:37, Reply)

POLLJACK
No matter what I get I'll need to go to the shop. In probably about 10 mins.

What should Lampito have for tea?

EDIT: If the last please specify!
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 20:37, Reply)

Wine and bacon
so I can live vicariously
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 20:38, Reply)

Aha yes
I love how /ac was "aha, perfectly good gin". I love Autocomplete.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 20:39, Reply)

All of them.
It's cosmopolitan innit?
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 3 Dec 2010, 20:39, Reply)

I guess bacon and mash could work
with wine, and fatty snacky foods for afters.

I might buy potatoes, a masher (if there is one), bacon and white rolls and butter and fatty snacky foods and a bottle of wine and JUST SEE WHAT HAPPENS
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 20:40, Reply)

needs peas

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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 20:41, Reply)

VEGETABLES?!

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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 20:41, Reply)

peas bacon and potatoes
is a classic meal from my childhood
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 20:43, Reply)

MONGS?!

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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 20:43, Reply)

Deacon lols.

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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 3 Dec 2010, 20:45, Reply)

Are you a Benny tied to a tree?

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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 20:47, Reply)

No, I'm a Joey tied to Rolf Harris' wobbleboard.

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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 3 Dec 2010, 20:49, Reply)

No, ~~I'm a Joey tied to Rolf Harris' wobbleboard.~~

*Runs round shouting*

ARRAGH! BENNY ON THE LOOSE!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 20:50, Reply)

No need for a masher.
just boil the spuds slightly longer than needed, drain the water off, stick the lid back on and shake it vigorously.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 3 Dec 2010, 20:44, Reply)

But to incorporate the cheese properly?
I guess I could either use a fork or the fish slice.

/MacGyvers
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 20:45, Reply)

Grate it in, let it melt for five minutes, then stir it in.

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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 3 Dec 2010, 20:47, Reply)

cheese in mash is wrong

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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 20:47, Reply)

GET OUT

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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 20:47, Reply)

I AM RITE!

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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 20:49, Reply)

I could probably sell tickets to this

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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 20:56, Reply)

RIOT!

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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 20:58, Reply)

I went with the mashed spuds
Bodger and Badger-tastc!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 20:40, Reply)

I made epic mash when I was at home
with mustard in. Might do either garlic or Marmite mash tonight, if I find a masher

-does the mustard mash-
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 20:41, Reply)

mustard mash is a good idea
how long before you go home?
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 20:43, Reply)

19th it looks like
Then back down on the 30th. AWESOMEEE. When are you off back home yourself?
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 20:44, Reply)

Back home on the 15th
not sure when I'm back though, depends on money.

See the bash photos?
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 20:45, Reply)

Noooo, where are they?
FB or Flikr?
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 20:45, Reply)

Flikr
I'll relink, one mo

www.flickr.com/photos/29571759@N05/
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 20:47, Reply)

Sexylent

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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 20:49, Reply)

remember to cut and paste not click
/patronisinglols
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 20:51, Reply)

I am hideous.

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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 21:02, Reply)

you really aren't

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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 21:03, Reply)

Some fine examples of the human form there.

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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 21:01, Reply)

I am indeed considering
donating my skeleton to science after I die
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 21:02, Reply)

The next person who says "OMG UR NOT FAT" will be pointed in that direction.
Oh brb, off to get bacon.

-bloats-
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 21:04, Reply)

I'll out myself
I voted for the wine, best not be cheap sparboro shit
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 20:51, Reply)

Bacon and wine
simply because I want bacon and wine. Not in the same glass though.
(berk, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 21:33, Reply)

I have some massive drugs if you want some?
can you try and find a free audiobook of the dark tower for me at some point, no rush. I found some things but don't know what I'm looking at.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 20:40, Reply)

do you not have a torrent program?

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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 20:41, Reply)

Nope, I am an IT spastic.

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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 20:42, Reply)

it's really easy to use
get the basic torrent program then you can simply use the search incorporated
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 20:43, Reply)

Any chance of a link and I'll have a go.

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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 20:45, Reply)

I use different ones
on different computers, but currently I have www.bittorrent.com/
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 20:51, Reply)

I use azureus vuze and BTjunkie

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 20:53, Reply)

I use vuze back home
but thought bittorrent would be simpler for bob
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 20:58, Reply)

I would never have had you down as a music thief.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 21:01, Reply)

*bows head in shame*
though to be fair if I really like something I'll buy it. Thus the reason I own loads of DVDs- I watch them online and think it's worth buying
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 21:04, Reply)

I buy stuff that I like if I've downloaded it.
I also still buy vinyl.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 21:15, Reply)

yeah
the way I look at it is that I wouldn't buy it anyway if I don't like it, and if I like it then I'll buy it, so they haven't lost out
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 21:17, Reply)

Definitely.
I really can't see the lost sales argument at all. I was derided at work when I said that I use torrents. When I retorted that it's no worse than taping/ burning a friend's CD I could see realisation dawning.

Thankfully, I was only admitting to torrenting music, not my massive collection of 'specialist' pr0n.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 21:20, Reply)

ta

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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 20:55, Reply)

n IT
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 3 Dec 2010, 20:44, Reply)

Cheers DG - Saved me doing it.

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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 20:49, Reply)

*waves*
Hi Jeff. Just brewing a cup. Want one?
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girlinthehole, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 20:56, Reply)

I'd love one Blousie!
Tea, black, one sugar.

Or if you're making a pot of coffee, I'll one of those instead.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 20:58, Reply)

I can do both.
I'm clever like that.
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girlinthehole, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 21:02, Reply)

I don't want both.
And now you've given me a choice.

I'll just have what you're having.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 21:03, Reply)

Tea then.
I don't drink coffee at night so I won't be kept awake.
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girlinthehole, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 21:04, Reply)

Lovely.
Strong, black and sweet.

A lot like the men Bob likes.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 21:05, Reply)

I like mine hot and a mug.

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girlinthehole, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 21:08, Reply)

I like my women like I like my coffee
...in a plastic cup?
(berk, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 21:36, Reply)

I like my women like I like my coffee
ground up and in the freezer
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 21:39, Reply)

...mine was a quote from eddie izzard...yours is merely alarming...
(berk, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 21:41, Reply)

mine is also a quote :)
not sure who from though. Perhaps Frankie Boyle
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 21:50, Reply)

Sounds about right for him...
and how are you this fine evening?
(berk, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 21:53, Reply)

Evening berk.
What's new with you?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 21:59, Reply)

Feeling a bit eugh
how are you? Remind me of your interview date again?
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 22:09, Reply)

come dance with me
www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
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Lisette von Falcon, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 20:59, Reply)

Blocked in the UK K.

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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 21:02, Reply)

How dare they.
We have freedom of speech and everything.
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girlinthehole, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 21:03, Reply)

It would have probably been those rappy-kid-people that K likes.

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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 21:05, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=3KANI2dpXLw
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Lisette von Falcon, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 21:06, Reply)

fffuuuuuuuuuuuu

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Lisette von Falcon, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 21:06, Reply)

I'm going to the offy.
Want anything?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 21:04, Reply)

s'ok
i located some vodka and some not-gone-off orange juice
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 21:06, Reply)

Nah! I'm having an early one.
Tomorrow however I will be partaking of booze in my local.
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girlinthehole, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 21:09, Reply)

You need to get your rest.
You are defending the UK in the International snowball competition tomorrow.

*Focus Blousie, focus*
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 21:12, Reply)

Hell yeah!
I may go to the gym before to warm up.

Who am I kidding...........I throw like a girl.
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girlinthehole, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 21:14, Reply)

I got to the supermarket feeling potatoes and there were no potatoes :(
It was a nice bacon sarnie though. I did buy a bottle of wine. Not sure I'm up to getting plastered on my own.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 21:44, Reply)

I am very jealous
of your bacon sarnie - I could massively go for a crispy bacon sandwich dripping in HP on fresh white bread. MmmmMMMMMmmmm. Instead I have pasta and cheese because I am poor and lazy :(
(berk, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 21:48, Reply)

I shouldn't have bought so much
I bought my sister this for Christmas and I liked it so much I bought one myself, in greenish based :(

I had it with ketchup and toast. Guess I'm just a wrong'un.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 21:52, Reply)

That is a little wrong, I'm afraid
any other sauce on bacon but HP is vile heresy. The MAC stuff is utterly beautiful though - every Christmas I go and look woefully at their stuff in Selfridges, and I can never afford it/justify spending that much on myself near Christmas.
(berk, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 22:00, Reply)

I don't like brown sauce :(
But I drink cider and black, and gin and lemonade, and smoke menthol fags, so, you know. I'm MADE of wrong. But only a little over the edge.

I mainly bought it for the fluidline eyeliner- to buy the brush and pot would have been £25, so I may have just bought the set to appease the JEW. I own so much makeup :(
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 22:03, Reply)

Me too
I don't even wear any of it! But I am a sucker for MAC eyeliner pencils and urban decay eyeshadows. I probably ought to go through my makeup box and fling most of it - it's almost all 3+ years old and likely manky.
(berk, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 22:04, Reply)

I have been blessed with reasonable skin (it's not that good at the moment...)
But I like to play up what I feel is my best feature, which is my eyes. I have an awful lot of eyeshadows, and while I use all of them, pretty much, I've not yet come to the end of any of them. Even the one I bought in 2004. Shows how many I have :D
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 22:06, Reply)

I want that M.A.C. set :(
oops half post. I don't really have that much makeup. Tend to stick to a very limited repetoire
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 22:08, Reply)

Would that be game, set and M.A.C?

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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 22:09, Reply)

Sis loves Scotland, it was the perfect gift.
I really shouldn't have bought it :(

Ow goes it, bbz? Didn't ask up there.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 22:10, Reply)

Course you should :P
a deal is a deal.

I'm a bit eugh, but okay thanks. Though the makeup talk has made me realise I probably don't wear enough of it
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 22:14, Reply)

I think I sometimes
wear too much :P
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 22:16, Reply)

that is a tiny bit over the top haha
I tend to wear too much eyeliner, a little bit of concealer and some lipgloss
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 22:17, Reply)

I was dressed up as Harley Quinn :D
I imagine you know my usual MO, about 3 shades or more of eyeshadow, eyeliner and buckets of mascara :D
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 22:19, Reply)

I never really got eyeshadow
so only wear a silvery black one if heading out for a big night. I do love the link though. Little annoyed that it's limited edition it'll probably be sold out before I get money
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 22:29, Reply)

i LOVE playing with eyeshadows
just choose 3 colours that go well, eg a gold mac one, a slightly more pink/brown gold mac one, and a silvery white one. put the light one all over the eyelid, the darker one in the outer corners and sweep it over the eyelid to about the middle, where your pupil is when you look straight ahead. blend. then smudge the silvery white under your eyebrows and a tiny bit on the inner corners of your eyes. then nice eyeliner on the upper lash line and below the lower lashes, lashings of mascara..... done!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 22:34, Reply)

You are Toyah Wilcox
AICMFP
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 22:36, Reply)

The MAC christmas stuff is always amazing
for the love of god and your wallet, pretend you never saw the link or you will go back year after year and yearn silently for the pretty, pretty things you cannot afford...
I've only just spotted your reply up there ^^ btw, my interview is tuesday 14th december, but I can get a hotel room if you don't fancy putting up with me from sunday til tuesday!
(berk, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 22:35, Reply)

Nah go for it
no problem at all. You might as well save yourself some money :)

But berk, I want, I want so badly
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 22:45, Reply)

Cheers, thats very kind :)
It's worth remembering that the MAC counter at both Manchester and Heathrow tends to keep the christmas sets in all year round, whereas the MAC stores either sell out or send them back...
/does not know this AT ALL from personal experience...
(berk, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 22:55, Reply)

Sadly I shall not be in either place
and Luton doesn't have a MAC counter
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 23:03, Reply)

Damn
still, if you go on holiday in the summer it's worth checking...
(berk, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 23:05, Reply)

Will keep an eye out
especially since purple goes with my eye colour anyway
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 23:11, Reply)

hello ladies
how are we?

i am stiff and sore from the gym and annoyed that the snow has stopped me moving my car so i can't go out for dinner, but actually secretly quite glad to be on my warm sofa... i am also make-up queen, i buy so much make-up it's untrue. then never wear it! well, not to work anyway.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 22:20, Reply)

oi I might be big
but there's not two of me!
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 22:25, Reply)

I think she was talking to me and berk too :P
'lo, Ms Swipe. I have crisps and orange juice. I'm happy.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 22:26, Reply)

ooooh what crisps do you have?
i just hooned off poppadums and sweet chilli homous AND an innocent veg pot. although i skipped lunch and breakfast, so now i feel like a massive ugly snake just eating one giant meal a day!!!!!!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 22:31, Reply)

Sour cream and chive kettle chips.
The juice is Tropicana orange and lime.

GOD DAMN YOU OFFERS!
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 22:37, Reply)

interesting
i have not had this orange and lime thing.... is it good??
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 22:40, Reply)

Nom nom nom nom nom nom
I love lime.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 22:46, Reply)

this must be tried
i am in love with their red grape juice, it's divine
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 22:55, Reply)

Hi

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 22:56, Reply)

well if you will hide it all the way OVER TO THE RIGHT
WHAT DID YOU EXPECT
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 23:09, Reply)

That's pretty much my limit as well
although generally at bashes I've made at least some half-arsed effort and might be wearing some eyeshadow as well. Normally I don't bother with any of it at all unless I'm feeling particularly haggard.
(berk, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 22:22, Reply)

I'll wear mascara if I remember
and Benefit foundation if I need to look good.

But generally I'm always in such a rush I forget
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 22:25, Reply)

I used to try really hard on my appearance
In sixth form I wore a different outfit each day, wore heels probably 3 out of 5 days, and always did my makeup. Now it's scrag hair back, smack some eyeshadow and consealer and look terrible.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 22:28, Reply)

Why do women wear make up and perfume?

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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 22:35, Reply)

because they are ugly and they smell
you gaybo
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 22:37, Reply)

Because they're ugly and they smell.

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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 22:37, Reply)

Most of my makeup
is eyeshadows also. Similarly, I don't think I've ever actually used up anything except concealer!
(berk, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 22:10, Reply)

I've used up mascara
foundation and lip balm, ooh and kohl pencils. I used to love them, I should get back into it. Subtly. Al was telling me to return to my "grunge" look...
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 22:12, Reply)

Bargain Booze!
The offy had a piss-poor selection of alcohol based offers, so I ventured a little further and went to the supermarket.

They had a demon deal on some lager with limited shelf life. So I'm now the proud owner of 100, 275ml bottles Carlsberg Export that only set me back twenty quid.

And as long as they get drunk by the 22nd of December all will be well with the world.

Granted, I wouldn't normally buy this shit, but it's wet and alcoholic so I'll give it a go.

Who am I kidding? they'll be gone by Thursday.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 21:58, Reply)

They must have been interesting to carry back in the snow...

(berk, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 22:01, Reply)

It's raining here, what little snow we had has largely gone.
Head back to the West Country berk, it's the future.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 22:02, Reply)

I love Bristol
I wish I could!
(berk, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 22:05, Reply)

Is your interview on Monday?

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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 22:06, Reply)

Tuesday 14th in the afternoon
I ought to be reading for it now, but meh - it's friday evening after all.
(berk, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 22:08, Reply)

Get drunk and stoned and talk bollocks on here instead.

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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 22:14, Reply)

I could do
but I have residual 'I'm not working and I should be' guilt, so I probably wouldn't enjoy it. Besides, it's far too cold to get out of bed!
(berk, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 22:23, Reply)

You're posting on here from bed?
That's as bad as eating biscuits in bed.

You disgust me.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 22:33, Reply)

bgb is not here to defend her dog
you sick excuse for a human being
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 22:36, Reply)

What has Blousie got to do with this?

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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 22:37, Reply)

"eating biscuits"
tenuous i guess
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 22:40, Reply)

That's a horrible thing to say about Blousie.

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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 22:44, Reply)

i was implying that you
would perform oral sex on her dog.

/ac
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 22:47, Reply)

That was very tenuous.

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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 23:00, Reply)

~~tenuous~~ arousing
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 23:09, Reply)

Sssh
I'm chewing on a Bonio and thinking about Poodles.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 23:11, Reply)

Fuck off
it's reet cold. If I want to post from bed - which is the warmest place in my flat - then I shall.
(berk, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 22:37, Reply)

Steady now.
Have you got the blanket on, or a hot-water bottle?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 22:38, Reply)

I have:
socks, shorts, pyjama bottoms, 2 tshirts, a hoodie, a duvet and two blankets. I am still cold - even though my little heater thingie is on and it's right next to my bed.
(berk, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 22:41, Reply)

That's impressive
I'm just in bed because I'm lazy and tired.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 22:43, Reply)

Any reply from HB today?

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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 22:45, Reply)

Oh, he replied yesterday in the end
he was ill and did not want to come out to play. When I texted him gently teasing him for being plague ridden I didn't get a second reply. *shrugs*
(berk, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 22:47, Reply)

He sounds properly ill.
He might have the JeffAIDS.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 22:49, Reply)

Mild chest infection apparently
so not very ill. Probably just didn't want to see me :(
(berk, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 22:58, Reply)

He might be very sensitive.
You do realise just HOW ILL men can get?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 23:02, Reply)

He might be a gurt big bloody pansy
chest infection indeed.
(berk, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 23:08, Reply)

Maybe he just wants to be at his very best for you?

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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 23:12, Reply)

*derisive snort*
I don't think so.
(berk, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 23:15, Reply)

berk, I'm trying to make you feel better.
You need to accept this.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 23:28, Reply)

Haha!
Sadly I'm too much of a cynic to be placated..
(berk, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 23:30, Reply)

That is my job.
I hate everything, remember?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 23:30, Reply)

But why though?

(berk, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 23:37, Reply)

That is quite a look.
When you take a fella home, does the romance of undressing you take until morning?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 22:58, Reply)

Wouldn't know
I haven't brought a bloke home for ages. When I was still with the ex it was a case of strip off quick and snuggle up - he's always insanely warm, so good fun to put cold hands and feet on...
(berk, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 23:00, Reply)

Would having a bath before bed not be quite warming?

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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 23:03, Reply)

I don't have a bath
and it doesn't really work with showers - you just get out and are now damp and freezing as opposed to just freezing.
(berk, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 23:06, Reply)

That's a shame.
Would getting a man be cheaper than moving to a new flat?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 23:07, Reply)

Probably
I had a man and could afford him - I know for sure I can't afford a nicer flat.
(berk, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 23:09, Reply)

What you need is a man with a nice flat.

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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 23:14, Reply)

HB has a nice house...

(berk, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 23:15, Reply)

But it might be a bit damp
Thus his ropey chest.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 23:18, Reply)

I doubt it
that boy has far more much money than is good for him.
(berk, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 23:20, Reply)

But if you get the Oxford gig
You'll be out on the pull with Amberl every night.

And meeting people called Giles and Tarquin.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 23:27, Reply)

She'll have finished
by the time I start there :(
(berk, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 23:34, Reply)

That's the attitude!
BY THE TIME YOU START.

Positive.

I like.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 23:38, Reply)

Wooo!
I was there on Tuesday. It was hilly and cold, and the students were rioting, but it was good.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 22:07, Reply)

Grats on the job btw
where is it, and what will you be doing?
(berk, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 22:08, Reply)

South Wales
I'll gaz you rather than posting all the details all over the internet.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 22:09, Reply)

So I've been and played the piano
It was electric, and the sustain pedal was wired in such a way that it worked in exactly the opposite way from every sustain pedal ever, which wasn't entirely useful.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 22:09, Reply)

if i sent my friend a link to your pics
and told her to choose one for christmas, before i did that, could you let me have a list of prices, eg to get them on a square canvas at snappysnaps or similar???
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 22:17, Reply)

Yes, yes I could
Would probably use snapfish for it. If they had an idea of what size they'd want too, that'd be good.

edit: Also, how's Swipe?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 22:22, Reply)

i am going to her new flat next weekend
so will be having a sneaky look around the walls, i'll be in touch.

i am good but COLD. congratulations mr POD, great news on the job front.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 22:30, Reply)

COLD? You're COLD you say?
Is that because you walked a long way outdoors?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 22:33, Reply)

yes, this
and because i can't work the central heating in my flat, which is victorian and has very high ceilings etc. so although it's not too bad, because i am stealing other flats' heat, and the heating has usefully been on all day whilst i am out at work, it's nippy enough.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 22:35, Reply)

Ah, I remember living in high ceilinged flats
My room had microclimates. The one around my bed made me shake from the cold when I was trying to get to sleep.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 22:37, Reply)

yes
this is why you need a nice massive-chested/armed bloke in there at this time of year.

although i can see how you would much rather be cold than take that option.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 22:39, Reply)

You are correct
Such men can piss off out of my room.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 22:40, Reply)

I'll have him if you've got one going spare
seeing as how PoD doesn't want him...
(berk, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 22:43, Reply)

A massive-armed woman doesn't really have the same appeal

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 22:44, Reply)

sadly i don't even have the prototype yet
never mind any photocopies. but when i find them, i'll send one your way.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 22:45, Reply)

Oooh I sometimes get that
Did you have it pressed down when you turned on the keyboard? That's what mine used to do...
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 22:17, Reply)

Nope, tried turning it off and on again
I think it's just been fairly badly treated by its owner over the years. I'll get my own one at some point once I've started being paid.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 22:23, Reply)

o_O
Bloody 'ell. I'm so simple minded. I could never do anything like that!
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 22:29, Reply)

It was really hard*
It went against how you naturally want to play the piano, and makes it almost impossible when you've never done it before.

*Fnar
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 22:32, Reply)

The building the pedal
but I imagine having a load of sustain when you're trying to play will be annoying. But I hate keyboards, I can't play without weighted keys.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 22:36, Reply)

I'm generally a bit of a piano snob
And only play electric stage pianos if they have nice weighted keys. I'll need to get an electric one when I'm in a flat, due to the loudness of a real one and all that.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 22:39, Reply)

I did my last few graded exams on a Steinway
-shudders in pleasure a little from the memory-
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 22:44, Reply)

I went into a music shop in Glasgow once and had a try on one
It was amazing.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 22:49, Reply)

my dad has one of those
i got up to about grade 6 on it as a kid, the keys are v realistic.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 22:44, Reply)

Get yourself a nice Clavinova
they're lovely - I can't really tell the difference between mine and a 'real' piano. Doesn't need tuning every time I move, either...
(berk, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 22:46, Reply)

This is a very good point
I'm going to need a music room in my new place at this point though.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 22:50, Reply)

that's what my dad has!
i am still tempted to the hot pink piano in the shop on high st ken though!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 22:53, Reply)

Harrods has some AMAZING pianos
which I desperately wanted to try but didn't have the guts to.
(berk, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 22:59, Reply)

just sneer at the salesmen/security guards
then they respect you!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 23:08, Reply)

*shakes head*
Only Katie Price seems more keen on pink than you, and no sane person likes her.

Do you want to be seen like that?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 22:59, Reply)

Katie Price is no 'Swipe, fo sho.
Except I would with Katie Price.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 23:02, Reply)

you'd stick it in a microwaved melon if there were nothing else

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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 23:04, Reply)

Bollocks I would.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 23:05, Reply)

But if you've got your knackers in a melon
Where are you going to put your cock? In a nearby passion fruit?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 23:06, Reply)

you'd laugh if you saw my flat
it's very subtle really! only the kitchen has any pink in it.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 23:03, Reply)

Where do you keep all your exercise stuff?

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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 23:06, Reply)

my lounge is quite big, about 20' by 16'
going into a bay window. so i have all the exercise stuff in the bay window. i have to remember to draw the blinds before using it though!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 23:07, Reply)

But that too, is pink, if I recall your purchases correctly?
Bar that rogue green thingy.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 23:15, Reply)

no, the boxing tube is chocolate brown leather
the gloves are pink
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 23:20, Reply)

Is a boxing tube very different to a punch bag?

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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 23:25, Reply)

identical!

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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 23:42, Reply)

But I'll bet a boxing tube is more expensive!

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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 4 Dec 2010, 0:01, Reply)

I'd forgotten how excellent Underworld are.
Just watching them do Pearl's Girl live. Fucking hell. That breakbeat is sweet.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 23:13, Reply)

second toughest in the infants is ace

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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 23:21, Reply)

sure is
www.youtube.com/watch?v=sWv2juM01T0&feature=related
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 23:23, Reply)

Evening Bob
You put your cat in a wheelie bin yet?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 23:26, Reply)

you're mean I don't like you anymore
*throws toys out of pram*
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 23:32, Reply)

What have I done now?
*Shrugs*
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 23:33, Reply)

can't remember specifically like but I know I'm cross about something
Who have city (chav team) got this weekend?
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 23:34, Reply)

Nottingham has gay weather so they decided that it would be too cold for their men to go outside.
We were up for it though.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 23:36, Reply)

shame, I hope we beat Fulham. Man Utd is postponed as the prawns won't travel in the cold.

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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 23:37, Reply)

You're a pure cunt
My cat winked at me tonight as if to say "the heating's back on, Mam."
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 23:34, Reply)

Bobs cat is now called
'Talk To Frank'
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 23:36, Reply)

He is currently missing.
My friend bought her dog round and Joe (the cat) scarpered.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 23:37, Reply)

Was the dog wearing 'Essence of Jeff' it's my new fragrance for Christmas?

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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 23:39, Reply)

It's a french dog called fleur, it's shit and annoying
Dogs are bollocks.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 23:43, Reply)

+the

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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 23:45, Reply)

*sadface*

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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 23:40, Reply)

I've put food and water outside the back door and inside just incase is he still in here.
he will turn up when he is peckish.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 23:42, Reply)

Unless he goes into Town
and ends up getting a load of 50 pences off a paedo in the arcade.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 23:43, Reply)

nah I'm at my folks now until I move
and it's a huge old country house in the middle of nowhere.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 23:45, Reply)

Middle of nowhere?

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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 23:46, Reply)

yup, North Bristol, South glos way. I am staying with my mate gaz in wales during the week
then back here for weekends
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 23:50, Reply)

How is the band coming along?

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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 23:59, Reply)

slowly, our timetables are so different we have only practiced once in the past 3 weeks but have four good songs.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 4 Dec 2010, 0:03, Reply)

Knicker factory from Corrie?

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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 23:23, Reply)

Soaplols lar.

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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 23:25, Reply)

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