Nothing I'm in a foul mood.
My mum did text me asking what I wanted for Christmas earlier though, she won't take that I don't want anything for an answer. If I tell her something to get me that will make me guiltily happy I suppose.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 9:55, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Ask her for a copy of 'Crime and Punishment'.
You should read it.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 10:05, Reply)

"Ma, I don't need you to get me nuffink, I nick everyfink I want anyway"
"I'm a geezah, en-eye?"
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 10:09, Reply)

I wish I had nicked all my christmas presents
I'd have loads more money to spunk up the wall so I could then complain about being skint.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 10:12, Reply)

Ha, that's the crux of it.
I already had my present off her six months ago. But she's so ace she won't accept that.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 10:15, Reply)

You could ask her to ring Sol Campbell and call him a cunt.
It's like a gift but without her having to buy anything.
(Cave Duck, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 10:24, Reply)