Nana just rang for a moan about the snow
I looked out of the window, and nope, nothing. We have frost, ice and freezing fog, but no snow.
Nana only lives 2 miles away. How odd.

What's made you guiltily happy today?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 8:03, 166 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I always feel guilty about something. But I am happy today, so I guess I meet the criterea.
Had a great weekend of cutting trees down and getting pished up with my mates.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 8:10, Reply)

My friend's on the early shift at work
Meanwhile, I had a long lie in a warm bed with the heating on. I know which I'd prefer to be doing.

Is nana crazy? Does she think it's been snowing and it's not? And are you annoyed that you don't have any?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 8:12, Reply)

No, my uncle got on the phone to me, and the woman speaks truth
I'm over the moon. My boots are in the cobbler's.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 8:14, Reply)

Impressive
And is that some sort of euphemism?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 8:16, Reply)

Yes and no

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 8:16, Reply)

Are you going to be worse than all the students when it snows?
And be out there playing before them?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 8:18, Reply)

No
I find it aesthetically pleasing and nothing else.
It represents imprisonment.
Last time I was snowed in, I passed the time by conversing with people off the internet. Now I'm going to marry one. They should put warnings on that snow.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 8:22, Reply)

Hahaha!

( girlinthehole, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 9:13, Reply)

No, she is praciticing her spy contact phrases.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 8:17, Reply)

Haha fuck off, you lumberjack

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 8:18, Reply)

That's another one.
Be careful or you will be deported Mata Hari.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 8:23, Reply)

that even though I had to get up and get a train at daft o clock in the morning
after practically no sleep, at least I'm not going to work.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 6 Dec 2010, 8:16, Reply)

Grr

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 8:36, Reply)

they tried to charge me £24 for a ticket home

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 6 Dec 2010, 8:42, Reply)

Fookin hell

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 9:00, Reply)

s'alright.
Got ticket to Manchester and am going to National Express it back home. I even have money left for a drink and a newspaper :)

Won't get home until nearly one though...
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 6 Dec 2010, 9:29, Reply)

three more hours of xmas shopping before we have to get our trains home
You will be coming with us next year, won't you?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 6 Dec 2010, 8:25, Reply)

Does it involve food and booze too?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 8:39, Reply)

The fac*T* that I am not a smelly African*.


*may contain traces of lie: specifically in the 'guilt' area
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 9:05, Reply)

No your face!

(PsychoChomp, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 9:09, Reply)

FACT.
My office is fucking FREEZING, my hands don't work properly.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 9:13, Reply)

I have a right to be happy so no guilt today.
Had a lovely weekend apart from feeling like shit yesterday due to alcohol consumption.
( girlinthehole, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 9:15, Reply)

Absolutely fuck all
well actually no, I got my christmas present off my ex *before* he was a massive massive dickhead at the weekend, so I'm going to consider it arsehole tax and buy myself something lovely (it was a voucher).
(berk, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 9:16, Reply)

Good skillz.
So you've split up again (again) now, right?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 9:26, Reply)

Oh no, she's still leaving it as an option.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 9:36, Reply)

Do cock off, there's a good chap
I'm pretty sure my mind is made up now.
(berk, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 9:37, Reply)

Pretty sure?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 9:42, Reply)

Nothing in life is 100% certain
/existential
(berk, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 9:45, Reply)

Death and Taxes.
And that Rachelswipe will fall over in her silly heels.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 9:47, Reply)

they are not silly
they are classy and extremely elegant.

right up to the second i put them on.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 9:48, Reply)

Alright, I admit those are certain!

(berk, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 9:48, Reply)

oi!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 9:49, Reply)

I split up with him
about a fortnight ago; we hadn't got back together and nor will we, now.
(berk, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 9:37, Reply)

Britain's men collectively do a 'Henman Yessss' motion.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 9:42, Reply)

+ and start washing their cocks again.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 9:44, Reply)

Ew!

(berk, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 9:44, Reply)

I've just come on Tim

(PsychoChomp, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 9:44, Reply)

Witty, but not charming.

(Cave Duck, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 9:46, Reply)

Which is strange because I'm both witty and charming.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 9:50, Reply)

massive fucking lies on the internet
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 10:51, Reply)

i saw that
sorry he felt the need to act like a total tosser.

"they're ALL the same!"
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 9:35, Reply)

No we aren't.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 9:37, Reply)

YOU aren't
but there is an exception to every rule.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 9:39, Reply)

No there isn't.
There are many, many rules with no exceptions at all.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 9:43, Reply)

name one
gravity does not count
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 9:49, Reply)

Is that why you keep floating away?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 9:50, Reply)

Ah, but gravity is a law not a rule.

(Cave Duck, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 9:53, Reply)

no, that's just an excellently uplifting bra

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 9:56, Reply)

I like breasts

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 10:03, Reply)

That's my boy!!!

( girlinthehole, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 10:04, Reply)

How was the Manc bash?
Any particular highlights?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 10:10, Reply)

Not seeing either of us must rank pretty highly I reckon

(Bazongaloid, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 10:12, Reply)

It meant she could enjoy her bash without getting the raging horn from gazing upon us

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 10:13, Reply)

It's a problem I have with women all the time
I keep a special shitty stick with me to beat them off.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 10:14, Reply)

I carry a ticket dispenser I robbed from the Morrison's deli counter
Being single means I can be of service to these wanton ladies, but I do demand order from them.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 10:18, Reply)

Bah, you're no better than Barry From East Enders.

(Cave Duck, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 10:21, Reply)

I no, rite?
I'm a little bit waaaay, a little bit wooooah!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 10:22, Reply)

I'm seeing you next weekend though *grins*
I'm dressing up and everything just for you.
( girlinthehole, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 10:14, Reply)

Woooooo!

(Bazongaloid, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 10:15, Reply)

Oh God, you're going too?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 10:18, Reply)

I'm going too!

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 10:24, Reply)

Wooooooooooooo!

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 10:27, Reply)

I might be.
Boooooooooo!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 10:29, Reply)

Yay!
*excites*
( girlinthehole, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 10:30, Reply)

Boo to the uncertainty
Get all your ducks in a row and make sure you're singing off the same hymn sheet. I demand 110% commitment, My Boyce.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 10:31, Reply)

I didn't go.
Instead Poppet. Beekers and his gf came to mine and we went to the local pub.
( girlinthehole, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 10:13, Reply)

Ah I see
A lovely night in Todmorden then? I went to Maidstone to see my sister and her fella, with my ma and pa (real ones). Me and sis had bought Mum a Pandora bracelet and charm for her birthday, then we treated them both to a nice Thai meal.

Cost a lot, but she's worth it is my mumsy.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 10:14, Reply)

It was my parents birthday on Sunday and we went for some pub grub while I had a stonking hangover.
Hair of the dog FTW!

We went to the Polished knob Sat night to see a band who did rock covers. Not too shabby!
( girlinthehole, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 10:16, Reply)

Had my work's xmas do on Friday
So Saturday morning I was pretty hangin'. It made the 3 hour drive to Maidstone just peachy... (Dad drove, not me!).
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 10:20, Reply)

We went out in Hoxton Darling
on saturday night. After drinking 6 bottles of wine between 5 of us we ended up going back to a mates house for a "nightcap" which turned out to be an entire bottle of sloe gin
(Bazongaloid, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 10:22, Reply)

I fucking love sloe gin
Bought myself a bottle last Christmas as a treat, but the Tesco bag split as I was opening the front door and the bottle smashed. I got a proper rageface on and nearly cried.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 10:23, Reply)

*points*
*laughs*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 10:24, Reply)

Pathetic Tesco bags...

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 10:27, Reply)

Still, on the plus side. The doorstep as never been as clean as it was by the time you'd finished licking it.

(Cave Duck, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 10:32, Reply)

I've not had that yet
I'm going to find someone who knows where to find sloes and get them to take me out to pick them (I think the "first frost" has come by now...) It would be a fantastic date if I knew anyone who would enjoy that.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 10:34, Reply)

Enzyme fucking loves that.
But I think you might be a bit late to find any by now.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 10:36, Reply)

:(
I do love Enzyme though. He's so lovely.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 10:37, Reply)

Yeah she is.
Not quite as much as DiT's mum, but a good substitute
(Bazongaloid, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 10:17, Reply)

Not had the pleasure of DiT's mum
totally just lied there, she's a right freaky bitch
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 10:22, Reply)

Yes we are.

(Cave Duck, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 9:39, Reply)

Oh no we're not!
/'Tis the season.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 9:47, Reply)

Yep, I know I'm a massive massive dickhead

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 10:45, Reply)

Nothing I'm in a foul mood.
My mum did text me asking what I wanted for Christmas earlier though, she won't take that I don't want anything for an answer. If I tell her something to get me that will make me guiltily happy I suppose.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 9:55, Reply)

Ask her for a copy of 'Crime and Punishment'.
You should read it.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 10:05, Reply)

"Ma, I don't need you to get me nuffink, I nick everyfink I want anyway"
"I'm a geezah, en-eye?"
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 10:09, Reply)

I wish I had nicked all my christmas presents
I'd have loads more money to spunk up the wall so I could then complain about being skint.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 10:12, Reply)

Ha, that's the crux of it.
I already had my present off her six months ago. But she's so ace she won't accept that.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 10:15, Reply)

You could ask her to ring Sol Campbell and call him a cunt.
It's like a gift but without her having to buy anything.
(Cave Duck, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 10:24, Reply)

i have just been sent e-airline tickets in my name
for a trip from new york to san francisco.

this is because there are two daft bints in america with the same name as me who are FOREVER signing my yahoo account up to things. for about the last 12 months i have been bombarded with emails from horny 50+ black guys, as one of them has signed me up to some new york black singles dating for the over 50's. i am thinking i would be a disappointment on many levels. she must also be wondering why she is getting zero responses. she seems to lecture in black women's studies, as periodically i get sent random essays on this topic too.

the other one lives in hicksville, minnesota and i get all her dumbass friends emailing me about their babies and wedding showers and tupperware and replacement china and her e-dieting plan and recipes etc etc.

it is all very annoying indeed. but free flights.... in my name.... THAT could make me very guiltily happy indeed. just need her to book some from london to hawaii now, and i'm all set.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 10:06, Reply)

That is brilliant
I hope you are responding to any essays with constructive hints.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 10:14, Reply)

no
i am ignoring all of it!

the first time the dumbass sent me her flights i rang the airline. it took me about 100 years to explain exactly why i was calling. eventually the guy said in this drawl, "you did a good thing today, ma'am."

loved it.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 10:33, Reply)

Not much I'm afraid

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 10:11, Reply)

I feel slightly guilty about everyone I voted off the show on Thursday
but very happy that they went, and not me
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 10:13, Reply)

Are you allowed to tell us what happened?

( girlinthehole, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 10:14, Reply)

Yep :-)
My sig contains clues
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 10:18, Reply)

Oh I see
Well done, how much did you win?
(Bazongaloid, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 10:21, Reply)

I'll be impressed if it was over £1300
they have right mongs on there now
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 10:25, Reply)

£2,610
Which is not bad for answering a few questions. I might try and make a living out of this

Edit: thank you for the well done :-)
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 10:25, Reply)

Ok, NOW I'll assume you won
Nice one fella, 2.6 grand is a tidy sum indeed!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 10:26, Reply)

Cheers mate
Am open to suggestions as to what I should spend it on. Laser eye surgery is winning at the minute, although "a fucking big telly" is also in contention
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 10:27, Reply)

How bad are your eyes?
Pay off a little debt, then have a massive holiday with the missus.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 10:28, Reply)

My eyesight is shockingly poor
-6.5 and -6.25. Not as bad as wellgroomedwookiee's but bad enough. Paying off some debt is definitely on the cards, so if I have my eyes done too I'll be looking at a long weekend rather than a massive holiday!
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 10:30, Reply)

do it!
i had it in 2000, it was great.

i was -5 in both eyes, i had perfect 20/20 vision for about 8 years, and although they have slipped slightly (to about -1), i only wear glasses for driving 10 years later.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 10:32, Reply)

It's the slippage that worries me
But I've got macular degeneration in both eyes so I need to do something or my eyesight will be shot to shit by the time I'm 50
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 10:35, Reply)

eyesight anus
(Bazongaloid, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 10:37, Reply)

it is annoying
i blame my job; i spend my life staring at print and computer screens.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 10:43, Reply)

Me too...
However I'm unlikely to be able to conjure a grand, which I think is roughly what it would cost, at any point in the foreseeable future.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 10:48, Reply)

it's particularly worth it on holiday
on the beach/catamaran/poolside etc
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 10:55, Reply)

Good point
I've always wondered what it'd be like to be able to see underwater - never dared open my eyes unless I wasn't wearing lenses, in which case I can see absolutely fuck all
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 11:09, Reply)

Might be worth it then
Just make sure you do something fun with some of it.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 10:32, Reply)

that's shockingly poor?
I'm -14.5 in one and -13.5 in the other :(
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 6 Dec 2010, 11:08, Reply)

Go ski-ing to a nice resort
with full board.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 10:31, Reply)

I CANNOT ski
In the way that people on the X Factor CANNOT sing
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 10:36, Reply)

Woooooooooo!

( girlinthehole, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 10:22, Reply)

Your sig only says you're the Strongest Link
Every round that announcer says who's the Strongest Link that round, plus it's not uncommon for the strongest to get tactically voted off before the final.

Therefore, I won't assume you won.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 10:25, Reply)

I won
I was also the Strongest Link every round from about the 4th onwards I think
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 10:26, Reply)

It's hardly fucking Wikileaks material....

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 10:18, Reply)

Well even if it was we'd find out about it soon enough. Although admittedly I doubt it'd be on the front page of the Guardian like the rest of the cables.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 10:21, Reply)

Shush you!

( girlinthehole, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 10:21, Reply)

Is he on telly?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 10:20, Reply)

Yes
Peter Tatchell's just launched a new channel 'Outrage! TV' - DF is the dance correspondent.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 10:25, Reply)

That Assange bloke has led you up the garden path on this one my friend
Oh hang on, that's my phone...
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 10:26, Reply)

Hahah
Congratulations by the way, very well done.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 10:27, Reply)

Thank you very much Mr Boyce
Very decent of you. I won't ask you to lower yourself by watching it when it broadcasts
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 10:29, Reply)

If you won't ask, I won't suffer the embarrassment of declining.
*shakes hands*



PS I fear a million and one photshopped stills from this may plague you. Just a friendly 'beware' from me, here.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 10:32, Reply)

Only if someone puts it on YouTube
My tv antenna's fooked.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 10:34, Reply)

A good point well made
In the words of Gaz from The Full Monty, people don't laugh so hard when you've got a grand in yer back pocket

Gaz had obviously never met all of you, however
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 10:34, Reply)

Did you win then?

(PsychoChomp, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 10:18, Reply)

No sign of snow in my patch of the city
I feel a bit guilty that I didn't set an alarm to get up today, but happy because I did manage to get some sleep. I suspect I've got the JeffAids.
(Mrs Ballunatic counting calories, not votes., Mon 6 Dec 2010, 10:25, Reply)

Nothing as of yet
but seeing as I've only just put my feelers out from under my duvet I'm not sure there's anything to make me guilty or happy.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 10:30, Reply)

I have a vision of you poking your head out of the duvet looking half lampito and half fly.
With big bug eyes darting about.
( girlinthehole, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 10:35, Reply)

I guess that'd be...pretty fly.
-buzzzzzzzzzzz-

Have a good weekend with my favourite Antipodean?
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 10:36, Reply)

Steve Irwin is dead, you insensitive cow.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 10:37, Reply)

FALSE, My favourite is actually Dr Chase from House

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 10:38, Reply)

She's asleep in my bed now,
the lazy cow.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 10:39, Reply)

I did warn her not to go to MK
FHSP had literallly no idea why she'd want to. Why DOES she want to?
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 10:41, Reply)

Because I'm awesome that's why.
Plus I took her to the pub for a sunday roast and I'm taking her to a posho chinese for lunch, YOU CANT DO THAT ANYWHERE ELSE
(PsychoChomp, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 10:42, Reply)

-yawn-
Taking her to see the cows?
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 10:45, Reply)

to see the cows up the arse
(Bazongaloid, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 10:46, Reply)

Right, NOW I'm jealous

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 10:49, Reply)

jealous fingering my bum hole and thinking of being double teamed by Monty and al.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 10:51, Reply)

Yup! and she'll be over again in a couple of weeks.

( girlinthehole, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 10:41, Reply)

Out of all the people in Australia, she's your favourite? Seriously?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 10:41, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post997194
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 10:45, Reply)

You see
I have a vision too, but mine is of Lampers' glorious 'feelers' poking out over the top of her duvet.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 10:37, Reply)

I've flopped my baps over the edge
but they're still nice and toasty. But if they get any colder the nipples will stick out.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 10:39, Reply)

No misbehaving from you Monty or else I'll set the pidgeons on you.

( girlinthehole, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 10:42, Reply)

Is that some kind of weird pet name for your breasts?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 10:46, Reply)

Luckily I am phobic about pigeons, not 'pidgeons'.
Nice bit of 'pidgeon' English there.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 10:47, Reply)

You're scared of pigeons?!
:D
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 10:48, Reply)

All flappy birds. Chickens, you fucking name it.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 10:51, Reply)

That's a very odd thing to be afraid of.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 10:52, Reply)

Not really that unusual.

( girlinthehole, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 10:53, Reply)

lots of my friends are frightened of my dad's budgie
when it flaps.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 10:54, Reply)

*Euphemism-o-meter explodes*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 10:55, Reply)

he really does have a budgie
sorry monty!


( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 11:05, Reply)

I inherited it from my mother.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 10:55, Reply)

And her fondness for the ladies.

( girlinthehole, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 10:57, Reply)

*grins the grin of a man with more ammunition than he'll ever need*

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 10:55, Reply)

: D

( girlinthehole, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 10:56, Reply)

Guess what I'm taking to Bristol now!

(Bazongaloid, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 10:51, Reply)

I kind of wish I were going to Bristol now
I have Mondays off. Just no place to stay...
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 10:52, Reply)

Your 'spare tyre'?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 10:55, Reply)

No, DiT's mum.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 10:57, Reply)

The same actress you brought to Kings Cross last month?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 10:58, Reply)

Damn, I was hoping you didn't notice
the smudge of lipstick I'd left on my hand.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 11:00, Reply)