i have just been sent e-airline tickets in my name
for a trip from new york to san francisco.

this is because there are two daft bints in america with the same name as me who are FOREVER signing my yahoo account up to things. for about the last 12 months i have been bombarded with emails from horny 50+ black guys, as one of them has signed me up to some new york black singles dating for the over 50's. i am thinking i would be a disappointment on many levels. she must also be wondering why she is getting zero responses. she seems to lecture in black women's studies, as periodically i get sent random essays on this topic too.

the other one lives in hicksville, minnesota and i get all her dumbass friends emailing me about their babies and wedding showers and tupperware and replacement china and her e-dieting plan and recipes etc etc.

it is all very annoying indeed. but free flights.... in my name.... THAT could make me very guiltily happy indeed. just need her to book some from london to hawaii now, and i'm all set.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 10:06, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

That is brilliant
I hope you are responding to any essays with constructive hints.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 10:14, Reply)

no
i am ignoring all of it!

the first time the dumbass sent me her flights i rang the airline. it took me about 100 years to explain exactly why i was calling. eventually the guy said in this drawl, "you did a good thing today, ma'am."

loved it.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 10:33, Reply)