*does a silly dance*

( girlinthehole, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 21:26, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

*claps like a mong*
seriously though, it's too early for me to go to bed. Can't go to bed merely because I'm bored.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 21:27, Reply)

Where are you?
Away from home?
( girlinthehole, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 21:29, Reply)

keep up Blousie
I'm away on secondment 3 days a week and as such am currently at the massive house in the country with its own indoor pool where I live for part of the week.

None of the mental family are around to keep me entertained so I'm sat on the floor by one of the fires watching grand designs.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 21:33, Reply)

I wasn't sure how long you were away for beardy.
If B3ta wasn't so slow I'd stay up a bit longer myself.
( girlinthehole, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 21:37, Reply)

:-)
the slowness isn't helping my cause here.

I'm on secondment until the end of March. I've settled in nicely. Only trouble at the moment is the weather.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 21:39, Reply)

Compose an award-winning QOTW entry.
You know, like SpankyHanky used to do, tossing them off on an hourly basis.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 21:30, Reply)

I did last night
Also because I couldn't keep my eyes open.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 21:32, Reply)

if that were the case it'd be ok
but I can't sleep at the best of times, so I'd just be going to bed to lie awake for a good while
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 21:34, Reply)

Are you at home, or working away?

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 21:41, Reply)

away
if I were at home there are many things I could be doing to keep myself busy (almost mistyped that as bushy)
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 21:43, Reply)

That was what I was going to suggest if you were at home.
Wank to crappy pay-per-view porn and cry yourself to sleep.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 21:46, Reply)

that goes without saying
but it's a bit early to start that process
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 21:47, Reply)

Have multiple ones.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 21:53, Reply)

Ah
He's not a teenager any more.
( djtrialprice, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 22:11, Reply)

^this

( girlinthehole, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 22:13, Reply)

If it's depraved enough stuff though
you can have fun staying on the limit
( djtrialprice, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 22:18, Reply)

Has Gilbert returned yet?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 21:28, Reply)

Nope : (

( girlinthehole, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 21:30, Reply)

Is Gilbert a dog or a cat?
Or a wunny babbit?

I hope it comes back and has a frank discussion about the problems he's having with you rather than bottling everything up and going to the pub to drool over the fit Welsh barmaid. That's just a slippery slope.
( djtrialprice, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 22:17, Reply)

He's definitely a bottler.
He probably cuts himself to cope with my mood swings.
( girlinthehole, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 22:20, Reply)

Does he have a cat-flap he can use?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 22:37, Reply)

poor Gilbert
"No mummy, I don't want to eat two pence pieces today. Noooo, not the window, aaaaaaargh!"
( djtrialprice, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 22:38, Reply)

oh god how i loathe people
who refer to themselves as their pets' "mummy" or "daddy". my friend and her bf have just listed their new puppy as their son on fb, it makes me want to barf.

and then about 25 morons have added it as a friend. it's a fucking DOG, you morons.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 22:45, Reply)

That is really fucking bent.
What sort of dog is it?....
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 22:47, Reply)

border terrier i think
not sure, i have avoided going to see it since they committed the fb crime.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 22:54, Reply)