you mock
but YOU WEREN'T THERE
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 23:55, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Awww I'm not mocking
I hope your luck improves
( djtrialprice, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 23:56, Reply)

well.
it could not get any worse. so far we have ruled out the following hunting grounds:

school
university
college of law
work
friends' work
pubs
clubs
b3ta
speed-dating

any other ideas???
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 23:59, Reply)

Supermarket

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 0:04, Reply)

I'll drag you out somewhere in Oxford
and we'll find you someone nice
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 0:06, Reply)

i would like a professor
i could totally get on board with this.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 0:07, Reply)

I had a good looking Italian professor last year
he had the most magnificent name. We could go hunt for him?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 0:08, Reply)

i would like this

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 0:17, Reply)

I can't imagine you'll have too many problems getting him.
Isn't the flag of Italy shared with the French? A white circle on a white background?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 0:17, Reply)

so you're saying
that as long as rswipe is threatening enough she'll get him?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 0:22, Reply)

I just think walking with an air of confidence will intimidate the average Italian/Frenchman.
She'll have no problems.

As long as she wears proper shoes, not those weird trainers.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 0:26, Reply)

it's worked before
it'll work again
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 0:27, Reply)

you'd be right in there
he's shy, good looking (though with dark hair) and has a nice accent. He's also v intelligent- his subject is Classics but he does a couple of digs as well I think
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 0:32, Reply)

intelligence is next to godliness!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 1:03, Reply)

B3ta
and also not judging a book by it's cover, or going for something other than your type.
I don't blame my catalogue of wankers for being wankers. Not really. I slag them off in my anecdotes but I allowed them to be wankers and they acted accordingly. I chose them. I hope to gawd I learnt from each disaster though.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 0:07, Reply)

Twitter.
Worked for some happy b3ta folk once, no reason why it can't work again.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 0:08, Reply)

Twatter
When she just won't shut up
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 0:18, Reply)