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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Girls
Are they all snakes with tits or is it just the ones I deal with? Answers on a postcard.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 22:44, 220 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
Oh dear Baz.
What has happened?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 22:46, Reply)
People are people
The gender isn't the issue. A girl gets treated like shit by a bloke enough times, they're going to become bitter and start throwing some arsey behaviour back. Switch the words 'girl' and 'bloke' in that last sentence and it's just as true.

It's either the type of place you go to, the type of girl you're attracted to or how you behave to them. It's glib but the one constant in all your failed relationships is you. Try going for someone who you don't consider your type and see how it goes. What's the worst that could happen? Actually, don't answer that - you never do things by halves.
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 23:07, Reply)
Sounds advice at this time of night?
Whatever next?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 23:21, Reply)
I've been through my share of nightmare women
and decent women. I'm introspective after it ends and I try to piece together what was good and what wasn't.

The current one is low-maintenance but still passionate, loving and challenging. Because I know exactly what I like it took me until only our second date to know I was going to propose at some point. Apologies, I'll fetch the bucket.
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 23:28, Reply)
Sounds like you've bagged a keeper then.
Although without wishing to piss on your chips, as a breed, woman have been known to change.

*nods wisely*
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 23:33, Reply)
That's ok
Devil In Tights and Al The Southerner are going to help me make a midnight flit when the time comes.
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 23:34, Reply)
Stoppit ;)

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 0:12, Reply)
Why?
Had you banked on them to help you plot your own escape?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 0:13, Reply)
Shhh!

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 0:16, Reply)
heh heh heh

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 0:27, Reply)
Snakes with tits?
Well that's a novel way of describing the male genitalia...
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 23:25, Reply)
The one-eyed trouser snake.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 23:27, Reply)
some of them are ace

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 23:28, Reply)
You been out with uni girl?
Where did you go?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 23:29, Reply)
yesterday, not today.
It's good cause our timetables change after christmas and I won't have so many lectures with her. At the moment I have 5 out of 7 with her which is a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 23:33, Reply)
Where did you take her yesterday?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 23:35, Reply)
Caerdyyd then back to Uni for a couple of drinks.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 23:36, Reply)
Caerdyyd is Welsh for 'up the arse' though.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 6 Dec 2010, 23:38, Reply)
Alright DG
How was the washing up?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 23:38, Reply)
I rebelled
and watched Doctor Who's greatest moments instead. The dishes remain resolutely undone until tomorrow.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 6 Dec 2010, 23:41, Reply)
Do you like the new doctor?
after rewatching the last series I think he might be ok.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 23:43, Reply)
I think he's the best of the new bunch, in all honesty.
Much more old school. Although I've liked them all.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 6 Dec 2010, 23:44, Reply)
I didn't care for Eccleston at all but loved Tennant

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 23:47, Reply)
Nah, Eccles was fine.
Tennant started to grate a bit towards the end for me. I haven't even bought his last few specials as yet, although I will when the price comes down.

I'm off to bed now as I have to be up in time to defrost the car in the morning!
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 6 Dec 2010, 23:50, Reply)
night mate

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 23:50, Reply)
Night Guv

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 0:16, Reply)
Uni is code slapping my dick on her forehead too

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 23:39, Reply)
Atta boy, Atticus.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 6 Dec 2010, 23:42, Reply)
I find machinery easier to handle.
Apart from the east-side compressor, but that's only because it's badly maintained and might run at 1/3 of its rated output on a good day.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 23:30, Reply)
because we get so fucked around by shitty bastard men
that any natural sweetness and loving kindness and generosity of spirit gets leached out of us with every non-reciprocated blow-job and non-call-back...
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 23:32, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post998208
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 23:33, Reply)
The thing iseveryone is a weirdo it's just finding someone who likes your kind of weird.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 23:37, Reply)
oh totally this young padawan

(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 23:40, Reply)
Or as I've previously said
you're on the look out for compatible personality disorders.
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 23:41, Reply)
do you hide your weird and unleash it in small chunks
or go balls deep from the off and go for shock and awe tactics?
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 23:41, Reply)
There are some who go for the latter
like my perpetually single friend Chris who moves from one disastrous relationship to the next.

I've tried having a word but it's not done anything really.
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 23:45, Reply)
I am going for option one at the mo
so far so good.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 23:46, Reply)
Well played Bobby
By the time your weird is out in the open, it'll be too late for her.

Muh-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 23:50, Reply)
C'mon guys
Join me in some Skeletor laughs
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 23:51, Reply)
"YEAH!"
"a-what's goin aaaawn!"
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 0:00, Reply)
mwah ahahahahahahha
I am 'dating' a girl from uni. I would say seeing but I hate that term.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 0:07, Reply)
Both terms are shit
Either way, I hope it goes well for you!
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 0:13, Reply)
thanks mate

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 0:14, Reply)
There are orders of weirdness though.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 23:42, Reply)
and then there's just plain cunts

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 23:43, Reply)
better a plain cunt than an ugly one though

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 23:44, Reply)
Yeah, thanks for that.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 23:45, Reply)

plain waxed

Giggity.
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 23:45, Reply)
waxed is the only way to go
but there are many male specimens out there for whom the pain of having bubbling hot wax smeared all over you by some random eastern european bird and then ripped off.... are totally and utterly NOT WORTH IT!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 23:46, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post998208
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 23:52, Reply)
you mock
but YOU WEREN'T THERE
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 23:55, Reply)
Awww I'm not mocking
I hope your luck improves
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 23:56, Reply)
well.
it could not get any worse. so far we have ruled out the following hunting grounds:

school
university
college of law
work
friends' work
pubs
clubs
b3ta
speed-dating

any other ideas???
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 23:59, Reply)
Supermarket

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 0:04, Reply)
I'll drag you out somewhere in Oxford
and we'll find you someone nice
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 0:06, Reply)
i would like a professor
i could totally get on board with this.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 0:07, Reply)
I had a good looking Italian professor last year
he had the most magnificent name. We could go hunt for him?
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 0:08, Reply)
i would like this

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 0:17, Reply)
I can't imagine you'll have too many problems getting him.
Isn't the flag of Italy shared with the French? A white circle on a white background?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 0:17, Reply)
so you're saying
that as long as rswipe is threatening enough she'll get him?
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 0:22, Reply)
I just think walking with an air of confidence will intimidate the average Italian/Frenchman.
She'll have no problems.

As long as she wears proper shoes, not those weird trainers.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 0:26, Reply)
it's worked before
it'll work again
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 0:27, Reply)
you'd be right in there
he's shy, good looking (though with dark hair) and has a nice accent. He's also v intelligent- his subject is Classics but he does a couple of digs as well I think
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 0:32, Reply)
intelligence is next to godliness!

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 1:03, Reply)
B3ta
and also not judging a book by it's cover, or going for something other than your type.
I don't blame my catalogue of wankers for being wankers. Not really. I slag them off in my anecdotes but I allowed them to be wankers and they acted accordingly. I chose them. I hope to gawd I learnt from each disaster though.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 0:07, Reply)
Twitter.
Worked for some happy b3ta folk once, no reason why it can't work again.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 0:08, Reply)
Twatter
When she just won't shut up
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 0:18, Reply)
elaborate please I am thick

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 23:43, Reply)
There's quirky and charming weird, then there's willingly-listens-to-Nurse-With-Wound-and-has-no-morals-or-shame weird.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 23:49, Reply)
the latter scare me and unfortunately seem to outnumber the former.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 23:51, Reply)
I don't know, Nurse With Wound is quite an acquired taste.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 23:52, Reply)
No way!
haven't you seen misery!
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 23:56, Reply)
Oh yes, I've been to Portsmouth.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 0:07, Reply)
haha clicked this

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 0:08, Reply)
me too

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 0:11, Reply)
I don't think it's fair to say women are snakes with tits
Some people are twats, some aren't. Sometimes people misinterpret what others want and are disappointed when it turns out not to be right. The world would be a lot better if people were just honest with each other rather than just playing stupid mindgames.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 6 Dec 2010, 23:37, Reply)
****** I LIKE THIS
I don't know you, but what you just said is right. Long may you live by it.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 0:03, Reply)
Thank you!
and hi *waves*
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 7 Dec 2010, 0:06, Reply)
Hey yo bitch
*acts cool*
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 0:08, Reply)
Oh yeah, so now you look all cool and I'm sat over here waving like an idiot.
Pfft.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 7 Dec 2010, 0:10, Reply)
Yeah well now you know what school was like for me
I had to have my moment in the sun god damn you!
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 0:14, Reply)
Forgiven.

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 7 Dec 2010, 0:19, Reply)
I have tits and a snake
And I dont know where im going with that really
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 23:38, Reply)
Is it a girl-snake?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 23:39, Reply)
Dunno
Its dead, stuffed and wrapped round a candlestick
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 23:43, Reply)
Luckily, they're not all bad
There are some cracking lasses out there (and it appears they're mainly on here too).

Just don't let yourself get yourself too close to them too quickly, that's when you get hurt.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 23:43, Reply)
Just out of curiosity
What is the male equivalent of that expression?
Ideas please
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 23:46, Reply)
i have several names, if that helps?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 23:47, Reply)
Do elaborate
please
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 23:51, Reply)
i'm not drunk
if it were a fri/sat night i'd sing like a canary!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 23:59, Reply)
Drink something
Dammit
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 0:01, Reply)
gorilla with club?

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 23:47, Reply)
Rats with cocks.

(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 23:48, Reply)

Dick with a prick?
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 23:49, Reply)
man

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 23:49, Reply)
heh heh
Succinctly put
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 23:50, Reply)
"Wankers".

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 23:49, Reply)
"lower than amoebas on fleas on dogs"
I just quoted Grease. Dear God.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 6 Dec 2010, 23:49, Reply)
"Nick Clegg"

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 6 Dec 2010, 23:53, Reply)
"C'mon Dave, just this once."

(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 23:57, Reply)
Bluuuurgh!

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 0:04, Reply)
That's the noise clegg made as well

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 0:06, Reply)
Yo Boabz

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 0:08, Reply)
sup rrrooots.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 0:13, Reply)
sup rrrooots.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 0:14, Reply)
Uptown Top Ranking, Bobby and Gvpyv

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 0:15, Reply)
Im inordinately happy
Put a piece of my artwork on ebay and it already has a bid *glees*
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 0:00, Reply)
Non-B3tans.
I assume there are nothing but perfect gents around these parts.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 0:04, Reply)
think edna krabappel
HA!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 0:06, Reply)
SKINNER!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 0:10, Reply)
Superintendent Chalmers!

(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 0:21, Reply)
Super Nintendo Charmers!
I'm a Uni-tard!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 0:22, Reply)
The lyrics are all Ralph quotes
video.google.com/videoplay?docid=7341389024943564787#
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 0:35, Reply)
how was the cricket?

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 0:23, Reply)
Hiya
I've had a "Draft" email to you sitting in my inbox for a few days. It contains one sentence. Watching the cricket at the moment. Only three more wickets needed and England win it.

And then I get to go to bed.

Shit yeah, only two now!
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 0:27, Reply)
Three

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 0:29, Reply)
Is the cricket finished?
I wouldn't know
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 0:37, Reply)
Today is the last day
England should win by an innings - that's a very comprehensive victory. They only have two wickets to get and they're both bowlers so in theory it should be easy. They've got several hours to get them anyway.

But this is only the second Test of five.

Oh and they got one of those wickets. Just one more to go now.
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 0:42, Reply)
good news then
I haven't watched cricket on TV for a long time. I'd love to see it live though
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 0:45, Reply)
I'd love to be there too.
It would be nearly afternoon, baking sun and I could have lots of beer. Mmmmmm beer.
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 0:54, Reply)
All of us
snakes with tits. Occasionally wombats with nail polish
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 0:01, Reply)
Evening Amberl.
What did you have for dinner this evening?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 0:04, Reply)
Well money arrived
so I had salad, chicken and onion rings. None of it cooked by me sadly. How are you Jeff?
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 0:07, Reply)
I'm good thanks Amberl.
I'm considering coming out to play this Sunday evening.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 0:19, Reply)
I hope you do :)
I may possibly make it down to Bristol as well
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 0:21, Reply)
I've got a busy weekend ahead of me
But if I can find the time to make it for a drink, I will do.

Even if it's just to offer my skills in Bristolian to help those who are having communication problems. :)

But I won't know how things are panning out until Sunday.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 0:29, Reply)
Barry
it's the ones you go for.
They all have poxy shitty fellas on the sideline and they just use you as that 'friend who fancies me and he is attractive but I really want to go out with Hugo, but Hugo is a cunt. Oh Barry it is, until Hugo's back from Derby...'
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 0:10, Reply)
This is far too accurate.
I actually started to think I might like Lacey again (she made all the advances this time). She's just got back with her boyfriend. Fuck her.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 0:25, Reply)
DON'T FUCK HER!

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 0:28, Reply)
But if you do, make sure you Spiderman her

(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 0:35, Reply)
Is the Spiderman different to the angry pirate?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 0:40, Reply)
yes
urban dictionary it. And Voltaire's Angry Glove if you dare
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 0:41, Reply)
night mongtards

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 0:18, Reply)
Goodnight

(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 0:20, Reply)
Shove it

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 0:21, Reply)
You're polite!

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 0:22, Reply)
I know.
It's a curse.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 0:24, Reply)
As well as being polite, are you well?

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 0:25, Reply)
I'm ok like
And your lil self?
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 0:27, Reply)
I'm listening to the Aristocats
It's one of my favourite Disney Movies fo' sho'. Contemplating a fag. MY LIFE IS THIS EXCITING!
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 0:28, Reply)
Ev'ry baddeh wants to be a cattt

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 0:29, Reply)
Do me so me do me so me that's the way it goes!
when you learn your scales and your arpeggioooooos
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 0:31, Reply)
Taahmus O'Malley, O'Malley the alleycat

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 0:34, Reply)
I love his voice.
I think he voices Foxy Robin Hood. It's a shame that film opens with a cracker of a song and then no more good music...

My favourite non-relenting musical film is probably the Sword in the Stone. Controversial?
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 0:35, Reply)
I don't have the attenton span for the Sword in the Stone

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 0:36, Reply)
But it's so GOOD!

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 0:38, Reply)
Men are massive dicks.
Or skincrawlingly creepy, or too frustratingly autism.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 0:23, Reply)
So you're single at the moment then, yes?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 0:27, Reply)
I've been fucked over by three different men in about as many months
with varying degrees of apology and niceness.

And I've pretty much been single for 5 years.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 0:29, Reply)
I win
6 years
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 0:34, Reply)
YOU'RE FUCKING ENGAGED FUCK OFF

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 0:37, Reply)
I served my time, beeatch!

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 0:39, Reply)
I guess. I've got five years until I reach your age
/pander
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 0:40, Reply)
Haha
Ta
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 0:44, Reply)
I'M SECRETLY 39

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 0:45, Reply)
oooh, the sting!

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 0:46, Reply)
-puts away claws-
-washes paws with tongue-
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 0:46, Reply)
But you both seem to date
fairly regularly, if not be in a relationship. With the obvious exception of Roota currently
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 0:37, Reply)
I've had quite a few one night stands
usually not my decision that one :/
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 0:38, Reply)
they're still people!
Look at my record
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 0:39, Reply)
I guess it's something you can sink your teeth into, at least
(sorry)
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 0:40, Reply)
Well saying things like that is going to make you smell of whinge
Jiggle ya boobies and grab the world by, erm, its boobies
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 0:40, Reply)
haha
this is a good idea. I do have a bad record though. The only thing that cheers me up is that the record is bad because I choose to step away from them, rather than just be in it for the sake of it I guess
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 0:42, Reply)
For that ye shall be rewarded

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 0:44, Reply)
I hope soon!
It's been a loooong time
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 0:49, Reply)
Damn right.
Dress up nice and go to some parties. You'll be picked up easily.
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 0:52, Reply)
low hanging fruit :(

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 0:53, Reply)
Hey!
None of that kind of talk here missy.
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 0:55, Reply)
I'm feeling guilty
That im seeing a rather nice and straightforward guy right now
It probably helps that we dont meet up more than once a fortnight, meh
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 0:28, Reply)
Don't be feeling guilty
Be fucking happy
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 0:29, Reply)
Why on earth would you feel guilty?!
That's excellent. And good luck wiht him.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 0:30, Reply)
Its never going to be long term
We both made that clear on day one.
We both have baggage ( who doesnt ) we like each other, we have similar interests but we are both used to living alone and having our own space.
If either of feels lonely we can call and get together for fun tiems
There are feelings of course I wont deny that but I'd rather have his friendship than us flouncing away from each other.
If he met his perfect woman I'd go to the wedding and be happy for him




and strongly resist the urge to poison the wedding cake ;)
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 0:41, Reply)
I'm fucking ace and I have great hair.
Somebody snap me up.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 0:37, Reply)
I'm fat and moody and my hair is not that great at the moment.
It used to be amazing.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 0:39, Reply)
They will if you stop being so naughty and stop chasing nuisances

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 0:39, Reply)
I'm dead thin and have crap hair
However, I'm more concerned at my lack of personality. Oh, and my pug-ugly face.

But I think a combination of all of that is why I'm single.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 0:43, Reply)
This, plus my shift patterns and unrefined bluntness.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 0:47, Reply)
Question:
Does 'texting' count as a stage in a relationship? This is a debate which has been raging for months between my friends, some people have quite strong opinions on the subject.

Any thoughts?
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 7 Dec 2010, 0:40, Reply)
It is a stage
But that doesn't mean it always gets to relationship stage.
It usually means summat will happen though.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 0:42, Reply)
um
if texting was a stage in a relationship I'd have been married several times :(
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 0:43, Reply)
texting isn't part of 'the relationship'
it's a step there though. As long as they aren't dirty texts though because that kind of pigeon holes it from the start
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 0:44, Reply)
Oh dirty texts
Trying to think when the last time I got/sent one of those was. Or who it was with.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 0:46, Reply)
the photos from the party with the bear head are up
my arms are actually disgusting. Why did I think it was a good idea to take off the cardigan?

On the plus side there are no photos from the later stage of the night
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 0:54, Reply)
Could you gaz me your flickr details so I can put the Manchester pics up tomorrow?

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 7 Dec 2010, 0:58, Reply)
sure

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 1:00, Reply)
You do know it hardly takes any time to create an account on flickr.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 1:00, Reply)
Yeah, but I'm so lazy and won't use it for anything else

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 7 Dec 2010, 1:01, Reply)
I saw that
the bear head is magnificent!
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 1:00, Reply)
the arms woman!

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 1:03, Reply)
Meh, not that bad at all
they're nice arms attached to a lovely body with a lovely set of personalities and bangin' cheekbones.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 1:05, Reply)
I like this one though
sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs778.snc4/67816_484375187072_507442072_6446904_5948249_n.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 1:14, Reply)
That was the one which made me remember how bangin' your cheekbones are
you look gorgeous.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 1:14, Reply)
I don't understand that photo.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 1:21, Reply)
what is there to understand?
I'm the one on the right, not the hot one, or the one in the bear head
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 1:26, Reply)
I'd say you were pretty hot.
Hotter than the other two.

(Granted, I can't account for the temperature under the bear head, but you appear to be the most attractive person in the photo.)
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 1:34, Reply)
kind of you
it's a bad photo of the other girl. And yeah the radiators were turned right up :)
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 1:44, Reply)
Don't think so
I only tend to count "relationships" when you sit down and decide it so. There's seeing and dating, but I'd only call someone my boyfriend and make it (lol) facebook official when we've had the "us" conversation.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 0:45, Reply)
Ah, what I meant is
It goes (according to the theory)

texting
seeing
dating
relationship
engaged
married
divorced
hate

(last two interchangeable)

But some of my friends are quite adamant that you can't use say "I'm texting him/her" to describe what's going on. Which I find strange.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 7 Dec 2010, 0:48, Reply)
Oh I see
Maybe?
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 0:51, Reply)
I just don't understand why some people are so against including it.
Luddites.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 7 Dec 2010, 0:53, Reply)
Can I include gazzing before texting?

(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 0:56, Reply)
Deffo

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 0:56, Reply)
Yes.
And for real non-B3ta people, 'pulled' is often before texting. I shall amend the list accordingly.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 7 Dec 2010, 0:59, Reply)
The last guy went:
Stare at lectures and think "Hmm. Maybe"
A bit of drunk hand-holding
Tell friends "Don't let me pull him, it'll end badly"
SEVERAL MONTHS GO BY
Stare a bit more in lectures and think "Ooh, you're improving."
EVEN MORE MONTHS GO BY
Get horrifically drunk and kiss
Wake up the next morning covered only in shame
Start to really like
He runs away very fast.
MISERY


Very little texting involved there :/
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 1:04, Reply)
That's a bit shit
:(
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 7 Dec 2010, 1:07, Reply)
On to the next unwilling victim!

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 1:08, Reply)
What do you want from a relationship?
*In an ideal, realistic world*
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 1:10, Reply)
1. (THE MOST IMPORTANT ONE) Someone to be nice to me
and to differentiate from just a friendship; companionship and some decent sex.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 1:12, Reply)
Well I hope you find it.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 1:21, Reply)
So do I, Jeff, so do I.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 1:23, Reply)
Where are you looking?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 1:34, Reply)
concentrate on positives of singlehood.
There's a lot to be said for being single.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 7 Dec 2010, 1:26, Reply)
It depends.
Are you on pay-as-you-go, or do you have unlimited 'free' texts as part of a contract?

:)
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 0:46, Reply)
I am on contract.
Which is good because my phone is usually permanently stuck in my hand or within very easy reach. I must send between fifty and a hundred texts a day.

Before you say anything, not like that!
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 7 Dec 2010, 0:50, Reply)
Oh!
Serendipity
I just had a text asking if I want to meet up today
Oh maybe one thing I didnt know was maybe hes a B3tan looking on here *shocked face*
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 0:55, Reply)
Night all!

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 1:00, Reply)
Night popsicle

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 1:04, Reply)
night Roota
sleep well!
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 1:05, Reply)
Night lar.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 1:09, Reply)

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