Men are massive dicks.
Or skincrawlingly creepy, or too frustratingly autism.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 0:23, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

So you're single at the moment then, yes?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 0:27, Reply)

I've been fucked over by three different men in about as many months
with varying degrees of apology and niceness.

And I've pretty much been single for 5 years.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 0:29, Reply)

I win
6 years
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 0:34, Reply)

YOU'RE FUCKING ENGAGED FUCK OFF

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 0:37, Reply)

I served my time, beeatch!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 0:39, Reply)

I guess. I've got five years until I reach your age
/pander
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 0:40, Reply)

Haha
Ta
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 0:44, Reply)

I'M SECRETLY 39

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 0:45, Reply)

oooh, the sting!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 0:46, Reply)

-puts away claws-
-washes paws with tongue-
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 0:46, Reply)

But you both seem to date
fairly regularly, if not be in a relationship. With the obvious exception of Roota currently
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 0:37, Reply)

I've had quite a few one night stands
usually not my decision that one :/
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 0:38, Reply)

they're still people!
Look at my record
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 0:39, Reply)

I guess it's something you can sink your teeth into, at least
(sorry)
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 0:40, Reply)

Well saying things like that is going to make you smell of whinge
Jiggle ya boobies and grab the world by, erm, its boobies
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 0:40, Reply)

haha
this is a good idea. I do have a bad record though. The only thing that cheers me up is that the record is bad because I choose to step away from them, rather than just be in it for the sake of it I guess
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 0:42, Reply)

For that ye shall be rewarded

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 0:44, Reply)

I hope soon!
It's been a loooong time
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 0:49, Reply)

Damn right.
Dress up nice and go to some parties. You'll be picked up easily.
( djtrialprice, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 0:52, Reply)

low hanging fruit :(

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 0:53, Reply)

Hey!
None of that kind of talk here missy.
( djtrialprice, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 0:55, Reply)

I'm feeling guilty
That im seeing a rather nice and straightforward guy right now
It probably helps that we dont meet up more than once a fortnight, meh
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 0:28, Reply)

Don't be feeling guilty
Be fucking happy
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 0:29, Reply)

Why on earth would you feel guilty?!
That's excellent. And good luck wiht him.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 0:30, Reply)

Its never going to be long term
We both made that clear on day one.
We both have baggage ( who doesnt ) we like each other, we have similar interests but we are both used to living alone and having our own space.
If either of feels lonely we can call and get together for fun tiems
There are feelings of course I wont deny that but I'd rather have his friendship than us flouncing away from each other.
If he met his perfect woman I'd go to the wedding and be happy for him




and strongly resist the urge to poison the wedding cake ;)
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 0:41, Reply)

I'm fucking ace and I have great hair.
Somebody snap me up.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 0:37, Reply)

I'm fat and moody and my hair is not that great at the moment.
It used to be amazing.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 0:39, Reply)

They will if you stop being so naughty and stop chasing nuisances

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 0:39, Reply)

I'm dead thin and have crap hair
However, I'm more concerned at my lack of personality. Oh, and my pug-ugly face.

But I think a combination of all of that is why I'm single.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 0:43, Reply)

This, plus my shift patterns and unrefined bluntness.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 0:47, Reply)