I like both of these
and shall implement them in our office forthwith!

We have the "terrorcock" where if someone leaves their notepad unattended, a massive cock is drawn about 10 pages in
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 10:57, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

We enjoy the old classic of going to someone elses pc, and pressing CTRL+ALT+Down
Flips the screen, on some PCs.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 11:04, Reply)

For all the thought that we apparently all put into fucking about at work
We could probably solved world hunger or something by now.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 7 Dec 2010, 11:06, Reply)

Not as much fun though, is it?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 11:19, Reply)

Nah
I'm working on a comic/article at the moment titled "the ten things you do that make barmaids think you're a cunt". Debating whether to leave copies lying around at work...
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 7 Dec 2010, 11:21, Reply)

Put it on the back of the menus

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 11:25, Reply)

Pfftt, no menus
I work in a real pub. The closest you'll get to a meal is a pint of stout and a packet of pork scratchings.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 7 Dec 2010, 11:27, Reply)

Stout is pitiful in comparison to Ale
*runs*
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 11:29, Reply)

Yes but stout is more filling, which is why I said that.

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 7 Dec 2010, 11:32, Reply)