I've just been annoyed by the Internet
I've just received an email from bunches.co.uk reminding me 'it's been a while' since I last used their service.

What a nice way to be reminded you're single. Being spammed with 'you've not sent anyone flowers in a long time'.

Cunts.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 14:08, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

You have reminded me to buy my good lady wife some flowers
Think of it as public service by proxy
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 14:10, Reply)

Have 25% off if you use bunches.co.uk
Discount code: K1W6R9G1F5Z

I won't be using it.

*Sobs*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 14:13, Reply)

Hahaha!

( girlinthehole, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 14:14, Reply)

You've changed.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 14:16, Reply)

Are you surprised?

( girlinthehole, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 14:17, Reply)

No.
You ALL change, it is a fault with the breed.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 14:19, Reply)

Perhaps your right.
*shrugs*
( girlinthehole, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 14:26, Reply)

Send some to blousie!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 14:15, Reply)

I don't like flowers.
I prefer plants.
( girlinthehole, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 14:17, Reply)

l
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 14:20, Reply)

how do you feel about teddy bears?

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 14:21, Reply)

No thank you.
I've never been sent flowers, chocolates or teddy bears. I was given a small cadburys cream egg with a knitted duckling by an ex girlfriend once.
( girlinthehole, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 14:25, Reply)

Of those three I have only sent the first.
Teddy bears are strictly for face-to-face noncing, I find.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 14:27, Reply)

I have only ever been sent flowers once.
I was at work and I still rank it in my top five most embarrassing moments of all time. If anyone ever gave me a teddy I think my head would fall off or something.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 7 Dec 2010, 14:32, Reply)

Nothing says 'I think you're a bit retarded' better than sending a stuffed toy to an adult.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 14:34, Reply)

This, exactly
Flowers die, and I hate chocolate. It's all terribly unimaginative too.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 7 Dec 2010, 14:36, Reply)

oh yes, unimaginative, that's what I said to a guy once that asked me to go to the movies and bowling
I told him to be more original.
I totally hurt his feelings.
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 14:39, Reply)

I don't understand why anyone would want to go to the cinema on an early date
You can't talk. It's dark. It doesn't make sense.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 7 Dec 2010, 14:43, Reply)

my gran had about a thousand of them
my grandfather drove a tractor trailer and brought them back for her
it was really gross, they used to cuddle all the time, my gran would sit on his lap and run her fingers through his thinning grey hair and look at him like she wanted to jump his bones right there
yeurgh!
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 14:38, Reply)

I always seem to end up with people who don't like sending gifts.

( girlinthehole, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 14:34, Reply)

They are called tight fuckers
and not in the good way either!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 14:35, Reply)

I hate teddys and chocolates. I don't mind flowers as long as they aren't roses. Or carnations ffs. Ugliest flower in the world.
I really really don't like roses.
I once got a dozen red roses before a date. I was thoroughly embarrassed and disappointed, which is a bit rude I reckon.
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 14:35, Reply)

To quote Blousie a few posts previously.
"Hahaha!"
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 14:17, Reply)

*ZING*
pwned by spam - unlucky!
(berk, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 14:10, Reply)

You say 'unlucky'
But I'll bet you are really pissing yourself laughing.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 14:14, Reply)

I may have experienced
a momentary feeling of schadenfreude, yes. But it passed quickly.
(berk, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 14:17, Reply)

What? When you realised no one has sent you flowers in a while?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 14:18, Reply)

Yeah, pretty much

(berk, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 14:19, Reply)