Practice cultivating a homicidal leer
She might get so creeped out that she leaves - or at the very least, stops feeling lovey-dovey.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 7 Dec 2010, 19:54, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Not likely
If she can put up with me in the mornings when I'm often too grumpy to speak for the first 30 minutes after getting out of bed, she can put up with anything else I might do.
( Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 20:02, Reply)

A really disgusting cough?
Surely that'd put anyone off their stride
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 7 Dec 2010, 20:04, Reply)

This has actually made me snicker
And I might have to consider doing it.

Edit: Oh God now she's singing again. My head wants to fall off.
( Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 20:06, Reply)

QUICK! START COUGHING!

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 7 Dec 2010, 20:09, Reply)

Can't at the moment
It makes my head hurt.
( Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 20:17, Reply)

awww
I know how to say 'Shut up' in Latvian. Lithuanian must be similar.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 7 Dec 2010, 20:18, Reply)

I know a Lithuanian guy whose name looks very much like it should be pronounced Anus
it is not, but it's funny seeing people make that mistake.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 20:23, Reply)

There's a common Latvian surname, Puke
It means flower and is pronounced 'Puh-chey'
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 7 Dec 2010, 20:26, Reply)

isn't learning fun?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 20:27, Reply)

My surname means 'Little Drinker'
I'm 5'1" and drink like a fish.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 7 Dec 2010, 20:29, Reply)

Very true!
That Vodka orange went at frightening speed...
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 20:43, Reply)

I had a hangover!
And I thought it was very rude of you, the guys around us and the barman to point out.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 7 Dec 2010, 20:46, Reply)