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The Doveston asks: Have you ever fought back from a terrible illness? Got out of a job that was going nowhere? Secured a great victory against the odds through dishonesty and cheating? Warm our hearts, B3ta

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 13:06)
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I once got
three quarters of the way through the film You've Got Mail.

That took balls of motherfucking steel let me tell you.
(magic the cat will someone please think of the kittens, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 14:02, 16 replies)
By the time you'd pushed it that far, you may as well have gone the whole way.
Was it a VHS or DVD box?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 14:09, closed)
VHS
I had to stop when it started grinding on the pelvic bone
(magic the cat will someone please think of the kittens, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 14:48, closed)
I had to switch it off when Tom Hanks got on the vinegars.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 14:16, closed)
you think you've had it bad?
i was stuck on a coach, in france, forced to watch mamma mia followed by bridget jones' diary.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 14:45, closed)
fuck me
that is harsh
(magic the cat will someone please think of the kittens, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 14:47, closed)
got to watch despicable me and return of the king on the way back, though

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 15:02, closed)
Age 12, school (all boys) trip to Switzerland,
we were treated to Platoon (rubbish), Nightmare on Elm Street 2 (gave me nightmares) and Ghost (clearly, a film for girls). Nice going, teachers.

Reading your list has made me feel better about the whole thing.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 14:59, closed)
age 12
i had life-sized freddy krueger posters on my bedroom walls :)

also, is it just me, or is kill bill a chick flick?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 15:03, closed)
It's rubbish. Don't think that makes it a chick flick, tho'.
Actually, Part 2 is probably Tarantino's best, but Part 1 is awful.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 16:26, closed)
it seems to be all about female revenge
that's what makes it feel like a chick flick
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 16:34, closed)
ooh
all-boys 12-year-old Switzerland trip! posh!
(I helped save b3ta! browser still relating boring anecdotes into a void on, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 16:22, closed)
Grammar school, too.
We had a quad, and everything.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 16:24, closed)
Mamma Mia is shit
but I like Bridget Jones' Diary, 'cos all the reasons why neurotic menopausal hagravens like it provide the vitriol that keeps me alive.
And I wank over Colin Firth.
But mainly the vitriol bit.
(NecroMage crippled autism on, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 7:20, closed)
it's fucking awful
saw a copy of it in a car boot sale recently, i was tempted to buy it just so i could take a hammer to it.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 13:49, closed)
sweet jesus
The humanity
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 11:28, closed)
It's easily ignorable.
I got halfway through the Star Wars Holiday Special. Beat that. Or don't.
(ThomsonsPier consumes, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 14:58, closed)

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