Every day is a struggle - but I'm a fighter.
I wrote an innocuous post on a once-popular website, many people continuously repeat it ad nauseam and the insults never stop - but you know what? I've got through it. I've survived.

So there.
( Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 17:23, 20 replies)

That truly is reaching Beyonce levels of surviving. Well done, you.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 17:28, closed)

6.7 on the Gaynor scale.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 19:17, closed)

Oh yes. Completely innocuous. Not sinister in the slightest.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 17:30, closed)

Maybe if we all sang a nice Christmas carol that would help?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 17:35, closed)

Happy Birthday Little Baby Jesus, Now Get On The Train You Filthy Jew?

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 14 Dec 2012, 23:41, closed)

Awww I love that one

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 11:23, closed)

lack of self awareness qftw was the other week

( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 17:45, closed)

Were you the one that raped their sister?

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 17:48, closed)

bum shout ahoy!
(Frank Snow, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 18:27, closed)

innocuous.
I don't think you understand what that word means.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 18:45, closed)

He'll probably try to tell you that it was all a big joke next

( Major Turd for tonight only, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 18:52, closed)

It's an even more devious form of trolling than the Legless Gambit of...
...getting huffily and pompously upset about something and then claiming to be 'trolling'. All this 'look at me I'm a creepy sex offender' stuff is just long-game trolling.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 21:27, closed)

I am deeply impressed with your colossal insight into messageboard posts.
Your ability to analyze and read between the lines is spookily accurate. But then again, after 65,000+ posts on this site alone, I'm just happy you've learned something in the process.

I hope it stands you well in life.
( Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 15:08, closed)

Somebody was mean to you on the internet and you find it a struggle?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gO7uemm6Yo
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 19:00, closed)

Silly Albert!
This site was never popular...
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 19:12, closed)

hey guess what? it means that after all this time you're STILL a creepy rapist!!

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 3:27, closed)

The fact that no one wants to rape you, should be no cause for petty jealousy.

(Elephant Balderdash attempting to bottle the absurd, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 11:34, closed)

Nobody ever gets that desperate
Before they decide to end it all.
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 14:33, closed)

Fucking nonce

( CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 15:30, closed)